/csg/ - Chink Shit General - THE REAL DEAL

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

Showing off items? Post a pic, a 1 or 2 line review AND THE GODDAMN LINK!

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>PROPER NEWS:
* FUCK YANWEN
* user claims he got $1000 discount on a $1600 order and paid only $600
* Found the aliexpress addict * FUCK YANWEN * Based user knows his music well * Retard uses meat thermometer as oven thermometer * Dear friend, please close the dispute. Please understand * /csg/ loves you too, user * because of reasons, that's why * what happened? * user bought an overpriced boxcutter * Handy user builds a spider loli waifu * G E K O L O N I S E E R D * Good LED torch comparison ($2 LED light VS ...) * Teach us about backfiring, master * Old guy user * Nice Amazfit GTR review, no link tho * user is happy with his razor * Cat * Skanon likes his kazoos * FUCK YANWEN * user got Yanwen'd HARD * Custom size and design mousepad review * Inbred retard whines for months about how his crappy $2 memory card doesn't work * Some good projector advice * user almost got chinked by banggood * SIR, YES SIR! ON IT, SIR!

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Other urls found in this thread:

gearbest.com/smart-watches/pp_009713994362.html?wid=1349303
aliexpress.com/item/32874109940.html
aliexpress.com/item/1000006178418.html
aliexpress.com/item/33023261944.html
aliexpress.com/item/4000001427639.html
aliexpress.com/item/32975680069.html
aliexpress.com/item/32995002332.html
aliexpress.com/item/32952147431.html
aliexpress.com/item/32899082512.html
aliexpress.com/item/32891410721.html
aliexpress.com/item/32237859175.html
aliexpress.com/item/32234644928.html
alibaba.com/showroom/keytar.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

gearbest.com/smart-watches/pp_009713994362.html?wid=1349303
Had been charging a phone daily with no issues so this is nothing new.

Thanks, OP. Also Sharks are great.

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Sorry guys, I forgot the link to the old thread in the OP

Thanks for the link!

Me waiting for my chinkshit.

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heh

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put me in the compilation

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This resin mousepad is legit. I find its got way less friction than my Steelseries QCK. Easier to clean too.

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Any stealth weebshit you'd recommend? Asking for a friend

I have three orders that are just sitting there at the airport since July, waiting for critical mass of Yanwen packages to accumulate.
So please order more useless crap with Yanwen, so we all can get our buttplugs and dildos faster.

The Yanwen shipping cyst needs to be popped.

What do y’all think of this?

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>* user bought an overpriced boxcutter #
It's not overpriced and it's Xiaomi.

Different ship, they aight.

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I wonder what it is...

A pipe

Yes definitely

Anal dilator.

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I THINK ITS A SWIMMING POOL

Maybe

you'd need a fairly sizeable pump

what

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>tfw no chinese wife

Check Ali-express or get a ticket to CHYNA

rms is that you?

So what roms do people use on their Xiaomi devices?
I use the Miui EU weekly rom on my Mi 8, but I'm kinda getting sick of how shit it Miui can be sometimes.

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Dear FRIEND
Please tell me the name of this toy so I can buy it. It's cute and I want it.
Thank you.
-Anonymous.

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It takes just one asshole and a sharp object.

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Dear Anonymous
I tried posting the link and it got flagged for spam. It's called "6pcs/set Anime Cartoon Cute Kirby PVC Figurines Pokemon Model Miniatures Bedroom Decoration Crafts Kirby 's Dream Land Kids Gift"
Thank you.
-FRIEND

Friend, it’s a Kirby

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aliexpress.com/item/32874109940.html
aliexpress.com/item/1000006178418.html
aliexpress.com/item/33023261944.html
aliexpress.com/item/4000001427639.html
aliexpress.com/item/32975680069.html
aliexpress.com/item/32995002332.html
aliexpress.com/item/32952147431.html

aliexpress.com/item/32899082512.html

Thank you.

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Yes brother, please buy our fine PVC PlayStation character

Bump

Bumparoni

I see they localize the search suggestions

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Link to it?

You probably need to sterilize your shower tiles

I have three items to arrive around the next two weeks:

- Heat gun without soldering iron because some reviewers said that those with it suck.
- B7000 glue.
- A wrench kit.

I plan on make some money by fixing smartphones if my programming skills fail to deliver.

Could anybody suggest a decent power bank?

I wish they were on top of a slice of bread

Xiaomi order from their Page on Ali

I heard Xiaomi makes shoes, link to the official ones? Can’t find it on their pages

Anyone bought a massage gun before?

Link please and do they make it extra large?

Fake guns are illegal in thr Netherlands.
The son of the Amsterdam mayor got arrested for it.

they're from almost healed blisters, caused by walking long distances. you should try that some time.

Still disgusting as fuck

lol poorfag can't afford a car

>poorfag can't afford a cheap ass bike to cover long hauls

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I have two bikes that I use when the blisters are healing or I'm in a hurry

>I have two bikes
give it back tyrone

Do you think cleaning you shower tiles when you have popped blisters isn't sound advice?

They've got a sense of humor there in the east.

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Think about the water bill for it too. If you live in Florida though you can likely let the rain fill it up and just shock the fuck out of it. Now is a good time for it as it's been raining all week.

Genius level thinking here

Anyone got a link for a good mmcx bluetooth cable on taobao?

water companies btfo

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Discreet shipping

It's actually against the law to collect rainwater afaik.

I ordered 2 cases for my Mix 2s from aliexpress.com/item/32891410721.html

Got this message. Am I getting chinked?

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Only in America, the land of the free.

Imagine living in a country that's so unfree that not even the rain that falls on you belongs to you.

I'm sure you'll find someone who's willing to sell you some water.

>why the FUCK do I never make it to the news
I don't know what to tell you, user, some of us are just born with the pizzazz
Later, losers. Mickey out

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FUCK freebies
FUCK Aliexpress scammers
FUCK the janitor

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>mail person carries this to anons door
>awkward silence as he signs the form

BTW where can I get some Isopropyl alcohol for that purpose

>haha it's for my r-roomate but s-she's not h-here, let me s-sign that f-for her

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Where can I get cheap books? Preferably hard cover

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This is kobo land boy gtfo

be useful for once in your life and answer the question, rudeposter.

thrift stores and whatnot

Thank you

lineageOS?

Its Karly Kloss

Lineage. I put it on my Mix 2s when I got it, but have been using Xiaomi.eu for the last week. Lineage isn't perfect, but MiUI is much shittier. Only things I'll miss are split screen and dual apps. Oh, and Lineage doesn't do software rounding on the bottom corners on my phone, ymmv though.

>caused by walking long distances
maybe you should stop wearing chink shoes, retard

My first dispute is in progress. I wonder what will happen next.
Sad!

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I'm talking about something like this.

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Can anyone recommend a e-cig? I've used eGo T (CE4) in the past and I liked those, cheap and easy to use. But the batteries always shat out on me.
>inb4 dont put things from china in your mouth

Hi dear, we find you open the dispute,so sorry about this. So sorry for this situation. It is normal for postal service to be more than 3 months old.
Could you wait for 30 days? If it has not been received, we will reissue you. hope you understand.
Hope you can close the dispute for us.
Have a nice day,
Wang Hung

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just search Seihoo or resin mousepad. They all use the same stock images. Largest size is 360x280mm which is what I got.

could someone redpill me with the shark micro sd cards? what's the scam?

There is no scam, just the usual Chinese QA standards

Sure, sounds like a fair deal!
Make it 40 days

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They were especially cheap for a while and many on /csg/ that time got some.

Now they're just okay cheap and a company that -as far as we know- never tried to sell fake capacity or otherwise broken cards. That is of course no guarantee of no fakes / absolute reliability.

>never tried to sell fake capacity or otherwise broken cards

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This never got reasonably confirmation from all the other anons that got the sharks.

anyone know the cheapest place to get bulk 8GB-32GB usb drives? I've sort of fallen into a business where I'm converting VHS tapes into digital format for lots of people, and it'd be nice to have an option of giving them a copy of the rendered video instead of just putting it on youtube. could charge extra for it too.

if you click on 30 different items you are interested in, the algorithm will reset and show you those 30 things over and over again.
might be more like 40-50 though.

> the cheapest place to get bulk 8GB-32GB usb drives
Eh, just source them on aliexpress or alibaba, they only cost like $2-4 anyhow.
>putting it on youtube
Wat. Why the hell do private videos end up on Youtube rather than some storage?

Apart from all the many other issues, the whole thing might be turned off when YT picks up copyrighted materials.

>Do you know of any keytars on Ali?
uhhh
thought i saw one before but dont see it now
i did find this
aliexpress.com/item/32237859175.html
which led me to this
aliexpress.com/item/32234644928.html
alibaba has a few
alibaba.com/showroom/keytar.html

is buying GPU on ali express safe?

Not if you want what you think you're buying

As long as you don't underpay like most retards, sure.
t. buying tech from Ali for years because no other alternatives

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why do the chinks keep delaying my order?

recommend me a good office chair

the private videos are on unlisted youtube links, which can't be accessed unless you guess the url. or private youtube links which require an invite to view.

unless they don't want it online, hence me looking for bulk usb drives. and copyright isn't an issue for people filming their dogs and kids in the 90s.