Here's your laptop, honey

>here's your laptop, honey

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women were a mistake

Based

my wife actually did this once
not to that extreme but in a way that nearly flooded the motherboard
luckily she's a 7/10

Thanks Pajeeta

>pajeet comedy
Yikes! Somehow even worse than brit comedy.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>physically 7
>iq 1/7

the one in brown is a qt. I'll just wash her until the curry smell comes off.

>t. mutt

I'll have some curry now.

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>luckily she's a 7/10
Are you one of those people who post nudes of their fat, hairy ogre wives on /s/ and /hc/?

Is it possible to save the laptop if you don't turn it on and dry it thoroughly?

All those java tutorials from DURGASOFT are now washed away

You know, laptops should be able to survive that (with battery taken out)

she's not the smartest but she's very kind, and she looks great
no but sometimes i send a few to my dad

What is it with pajeet tv and zooming

It's literally
>Jow Forums leaves their room and goes outside and comes back

my x220 would be perfectly fine

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dear sir please do the needful and post wife bob and vegan

Except it's a piece of shit by design.

it has a battery always providing power dumb dumb

that shit-eating grin at the end lmao

the laptop can work, yes
the screen, no

>she's not the smartest but she's very kind, and she looks great
>no but sometimes i send a few to my dad
WE NEED TO TALK, SWEETIE

Just blow it out with your air compressor and should work fine *sip and don't let the ol' ball and chain touch it again

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I actually watch that indian soap opera. God I want to worship Rashi's feet (girl in yellow saree)

That's fucking weird bro. Don't tell anyone that again

t. incel

>tfw my laptop wouldn't sustain any damage from this treatment
Who else /teamtoughbook/ here?

The soap would dissolve the solder joints

wrong

Tiny ass TN screen huge bezels, miniature touchpad for ants. Get real.

>no but sometimes i send a few to my dad
based
makes me wish I had kids

change to ips?
noone unironically uses the touchpad, just disable it and use the nipple?

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said no one ever

my whole family used to watch it, and I am not even indian it was fucking huge with countless episodes.
I don't even know where do these indian/turkish dramas even come from on our tv, but turkish people in those dramas look white as hell and almost British, and girls are sexy and in those dramas they all look really modern and on par with westerners, I wonder if Turks are actually like that

>change to ips?
Not included by default, shit design.
>noone unironically uses the touchpad
I do. Every laptop user without a trackpad (99.9%) does. No, I'm not coping with a shitty design.

Actual Turks are surprisingly pale. When the Ottoman Empire collapsed there was an enormous migration of people from the Imperial provinces to the new Turkish state - the population went up to 80 million from around 20 million. Modern Turks are mutts.

It’s not even getting inside the case you dumb zoomer.

>using the trackpad on a Thinkpad
Beginner spotted.

>Rustavi 2
>Cucked Georgian news channel
>Chad gvaramia vs virgin xalvashi

>cutting it before the 18 minute scene of him beating her

They're not, go on google street view and see what happens. Start from Istanbul, where the population has been race mixed with aryan balkan people, and go southeast to anatolia where it's fucking middle east shithole. Same for indians.
I don't have a thinkpad because thinkpads have shit touchpads.
Indians don't beat their wives, it's strictly against hinduism.

>touchpads
>wanting to use one of those in the first place
Beginner spotted.

Well the other option is a keyboard, which is not an analog control like the touchpad and cannot move the cursor as well.
>b-but mousekeys
Nope, my hard usecase is to have a touchpad and thinkpads don't.

Thinkpads have trackpoints, which are superior to trackpads.

turks being brown is a meme. I've seen a few turks in my life and almost all of them were blondes with blue eyes and pale skins that went red with a little sun. This is not a surprise to anyone who studied genetic history, though.

that girl in brown is crazy cute
what does pajeet pussy & butthole taste like?

it's kind of gross desu (have indian gf) their buttholes are MUCH darker compared to the rest of their butthole skin so it makes them look like they always have shit smeared across their asshole, most of the pajeet pussies look EXACTLY the same

poo

stop the webm at 0:25
the poo has one eye lower that the other
birth defect from his mother inhaling too much cow dung fumes when he was a fetus probably

stale bread and rancid curry

>MUCH darker compared to the rest of their butthole skin
dude that literally makes it taste better
buttholes with alittle bit of dark textuer are 10/10, but toned ones are great too
you're fucking lucky

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>Indians don't beat their wives, it's strictly against hinduism.
>All indians are hindu
fucking retard, most indians beat their wives because its a third world country and thats just what they do there

It should be fine as long as he takes it apart and dries it completely before turning it on.

i wish a cute girl would destroy my computer. I can't afford a new one. Maybe then I would stop being a useless piece of shit and live my life instead of wasting it.

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>it's strictly against hinduism.
another proof that this religion is garbage

find a lateral move for me and lets trade

Did she the needful?

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i can imagine some clueless 90 years old grandma doing that shit, but it's pretty much impossible that a woman her age doesn't know better
yes, even in the third world, everybody has a smartphone

They're not, they're tiny and I can barely put my finger on one without pressing a nearby key.

Anzu was a popular turk cosplayer that was posted on Jow Forums a lot a couple years back.

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Worked first try.
Thanks dad

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Pajeets are so ugly

Probably novec

hello q7