NSA is hacking your com-

>NSA is hacking your com-

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oh hey this is like the Jow Forums version of watch out theres a snip-

I haven't seen posts this retarded since people stopped talking about shit like Candlejack and Coc-

>hackers are using your speakers as microph-

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NSA is hacking your mom

>NSA IS HACKING MY PC
>I'LL JUST DISCONNECT
>OH WAIT THEIR 0DAY PAYLOAD IS ALREADY ON MY SYSTEM, CAN'T EVER CONNECT TO THE INTERNET AGAIN

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candlejack doesn't leave a dash you fucki

4G modem baked into every IME-enabled chip. Get fucked OP

-puter.

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>NSA degaussed the Liquid Crystal LCD Display

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haha, kek, good on-

>He doesn't realize his Intel CPU has an antenna that can communicate with cell phone towers

just wrap your computer in foil lol

>airgaps can stop the NSA
user, i ...

Cracky-ch

I too am afraid of candleja




ck
:^)

what is the end of cracky-ch

>automatically connects to wifi

The agent

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Is that true? I know the NSA has got back doors all over the place, but how bad is it, really?

No

You wanna know how bad it is? Remember that day where you woke up with an headache? You might be thinking CIA implanted a chip in your brain while you were sleeping but you actually got raped by glowniggers lmao

It's OK now goys the nsa have stopped no-

>Computer Case has NSA backdoor

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>Liquid Crystal Liquid Crystal Display Display

>Nothing to hide, nothing to fe-

ATM machine.

everyone uses wifi now lol

Personal identification PIN number.

>ME switches to it's built-in 3g modem

Cringe. We got it when the guy spelled out lcd.

Hope you dont think unplugging that will stop them

Holy shit shizos, relax, nobody is stealing your info or spying on you, just use your computer normally like a decent member of the society. >

If you have nothing to hide then you shouldn't be worried

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Too bad your laptop is a piece of junk.

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have this sitting on a shelf from glory days gone by.
it chewed through batteries, heated up like a mother fucker, and is now too crippled to do anything. only gpu decode it had was h263.

it's kind of amazing how 6W then needed active cooling but I now have a 6W N3050 netbook that gets warm but not hot and gpu acceleration carries it still.

>nobody is stealing your info
What?
Getting the Info of people to sell them stuff to is literally Google's business model.

But I do have things to hide and so do you.