I'm bored af. What is Jow Forums up to?

I'm bored af. What is Jow Forums up to?

Attached: _20190103_132147.jpg (1078x1026, 106K)

reading the torah

Attached: (455).jpg (470x418, 136K)

i just woke up
fug

Attached: dead.jpg (1200x675, 89K)

extreemly based image

Attached: (49).gif (359x347, 874K)

I'm wondering if that anime girl looks like you also rolling a smoke.

dumb akari poster

Attached: 1544734219858.gif (346x429, 228K)

what type of smoke

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

Attached: (64).gif (512x512, 639K)

just kidding I am actually an atheist

You'd best repent.

npoe sorry but religion is the opiod of the people

Attached: 1521687279046.jpg (658x765, 120K)

Like me *high fives*


Ofc thats me, the reason why i dont appear rolling a cig is because im going to start smoking pipe very soon


No you arent

Attached: _20180702_010704.jpg (1074x1251, 188K)

¬¬

i lost my life partner about a week ago and im still not over it. im drinking 24x7 and not getting intoxicated from it that i can tell. i miss her(male) so horribly. i dont think im going to make it much longer. ill make sure to stream the end if it comes to that.
(not even meming)

Attached: Resized95Screenshot9520180926-162252.jpg (1920x1080, 231K)

can you please be a little bit quieter i am very tired

Attached: sleepy.png (200x300, 77K)

it's mostly Louisiana perique and Virginia burly, to very highly prised tobaccos.

no, text is silent It is literally impossible

I hope it comes to that I’d love to watch you die

Attached: 7C99278C-F2E7-4016-9245-7F0B7E6711CF.jpg (373x448, 30K)

if it does, you will. silly tripfag.

very nice, I don't smoke

I smoke a pipe to by the way if you need you need advise I'm your man

post more akari you retarded incel

Attached: 1543011404010.png (500x579, 217K)

VERY EPIC POST

that's a smart decision, the short answer is those are to of the most sort after tobaccos in the world after latakia, a Syrian tobacco.

keep me posted

ok

Attached: EDA1A485-E84E-41FA-8490-FC64B6E50C5D.jpg (300x450, 23K)

Epic tripdubs my dude

Attached: MHM...MMM.jpg (359x347, 30K)

You will find another one dont give it too much relevance


Mhm


Does the flavour of a specific tobacco changes depending on the pipe youre using?

The sissiest

Attached: _20180630_030725.jpg (1079x885, 111K)

YES YES YES YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YOU ARE INCREDIBLY EPIC

Attached: (401).jpg (1366x768, 702K)

THANK YOU YOU BEAUTIFUL PERSON

Attached: (601).jpg (455x773, 46K)

ok I'm going to bed

Attached: (39).gif (500x281, 233K)

papa bless

Attached: 66E5724B-2E2A-4CF3-969C-B11442249E7D.gif (280x498, 319K)

Attached: 1450104620440.gif (500x612, 1.34M)

yes, It does. A pipe with a longer stem, like a churchwarden, will produce more mellow flavours but a shorter pipe will produce more sharper and distinctive flavours, although honestly, the choice of tobacco plays a much larger role than the pipe itself.

I'll be waiting, *mwah*

Attached: 1538523446495.jpg (1200x896, 133K)

I finished cleaning my house after the nye party
I can finally be comfy now

Attached: 1542587107619.jpg (259x206, 16K)

Since its my first pipe ive bought borkum riff Orange

Me too

Attached: _20180519_172705.jpg (1079x1312, 96K)

>Not letting your parents do it for you

Attached: _20181116_114907.jpg (1002x1336, 166K)

that's a good choice. since it consists largely of kentucky gold and perique it gives an easy to smoke experience and a little fruity flavour due to perique. just remember to only take light puffs after your char burn and relight or you spoil the tobacco.

What do you mean?

i had a weird dream and woke up at 3am and couldn't get back to sleep but then i did and now it's 1pm
shhhh
but that's wrong you dumb spaniard

Attached: c635a4f37e30435727f52c6cc38f8294c37f6885_hq.gif (500x390, 945K)

>You will find another one dont give it too much relevance
thanks. im not new to this kind of thing but this one hit me rather hard.

Attached: 1545847289568.jpg (726x960, 93K)

How much does a pack last smoking just a bowl a day? I guess it depends on size of the pipe. I bought 50g


Ill be waiting


I usually have no interruptions while sleepin. I rarely dream tho


Men are far easier to get

Attached: _20180627_003639.jpg (845x1342, 117K)

sorry sweet suebi's

Attached: 1542602962539.jpg (244x249, 9K)

I always buy a tin too(pipe tobacco comes in a metal tin is cuntland), it depends if you have one bowl after every meal, so three times a day, 3 to 4 weeks, if your constantly smoking all day, about a week and a half to 2 weeks. I smoke Dr Pat's Irish blend and it last me 2 and a half weeks.

i have been having a lot of strange dreams recently

Attached: 1544123942050.png (1856x1651, 1.29M)

Since i cant smoke at home ill only be able to smoke a bowl a day


That means youre prone to schizophrenia

Attached: _20180705_230156.jpg (1080x949, 102K)

My parents were away on the mainland

fuck

Attached: 1542878550436.jpg (1109x1479, 104K)

I can you give you a pretty accurate estimate I know what variant of pipe you smoke, but so far your pressing 30 to 35 days.

my schedule says I should be studying japanese by now, but don't feel like to do it.

Attached: Zombieland Saga - 07 .jpg (1920x1080, 190K)

Missouri Meerschaum Corn Cob, the cheapest one i could find and the best for beginners according to danish user


>japanese
Why japanese out of all possible languages

Attached: _20180707_153224.jpg (1080x574, 80K)

I am getting ready to do a great big pants shit

danish user is telling the truth, a Missouri corn cob should burn for about 30 minutes, so 50 grams at once per day should last you about a month, if you are smoking once a day, depending on how moist your tobacco is.

because there are still many acg works, which I am interested in, not translated yet.

Attached: 1542274298426.jpg (935x553, 181K)

The first step to be a normie is not study japanese. Any interesting plans for this weekend?


It doesnt say anything about moisture. The more time passes the drier it gets i guess


I always go to poop at 18

Attached: _20180526_231448.jpg (1072x771, 110K)

you're correct. you can remoisten it again with a spray-bottle and leaving it in the fridge for two to four hours.

ehk

Since i live in a really humid área that shouldnt be a problem. What made you switch to pipe?


Yes

Attached: _20180504_155457.jpg (1079x1050, 99K)

pretty much yep. ama if you any other concern.

Heya sweebles

Attached: 9E0954EC-B257-4DBA-AEE7-2E8E81E428F1-2097-000005B901FBF8B2.gif (184x299, 1.52M)

What made you start smoking pipe


How is it going?

Attached: _20180629_223314.jpg (782x582, 68K)

pretty good now that I got to see ur cute face

Attached: FDB26699-2130-4967-A29F-7527ECAF5074-492-0000018B06588395.jpg (2048x1450, 227K)

stop doing pipe and start injecting. do your daily run and ill give you druggies diego

Any interesting plans for the weekend?


>start injecting
I dont need druggies to get a nice body!

Attached: _20190102_101425.jpg (1077x1083, 123K)

inject some metho and special k. youll be going for days and get your "nice body". trust me.

I plan on shaving 99.7% of all my body hair so that I can be soft and smoooothe
otherwise I'm just gonna laze around and be bored
what exciting stuff are you up to?

>The first step to be a normie is not study japanese.
What language would a normie learn then senpai?
> Any interesting plans for this weekend
Staying in my room to prepare for the final will be my 'interesting' plan I guess. But I will order some pizza to honor the sacred weekend.

Attached: 1543809029005.jpg (1000x1000, 102K)

A real man doesnt shave a single hair of his body. Morkie the sissiest


Finnish and german are pretty chadesque, russian as well
>staying in my room
Just start working out already! Socialize or something!

I.dont want to get addicted to more substances tho

Attached: _20180505_171918.jpg (1066x1033, 113K)

dont worry mate. ill throw you in the detox box once a month and youll be happy days. ill even give you a lollipop for being such a good sport

I'm pretty sissy but definitely not the sissiest

Bogans, LoLe
You're not really like that...

Attached: 0000000.jpg (184x184, 12K)

what the fuck do you want burger? i can give you a lollipop too. just have to go in the detox box after a cycle.

Aside from my face ive never shaved any part of my body. Im not hairy anyways


Why do you want me to take drugs this much

Attached: _20180525_005648.jpg (727x601, 57K)

because smoking the pipe is bad. IV drugs are good. i work with them everyday. just trying to keep you health here mr shapiro

>Just start working out already! Socialize or something!
But out there is really really really cold. And I am too autistic to even walk into the gym desu. Can it be postponed till spring?
>Finnish and german are pretty chadesque, russian as well
In that case I will start to study russian once I finished my business with japanese.

Attached: 1514541073728.png (500x500, 240K)

just do body weight exercises at home or at the park. if you know what youre doing you can get pretty Jow Forums that way. or you can just not be a pussy and lift weights. you can join me. ill look after you user

>posponing things
Youll never achieve your goals in life if you postpone everything!
>once i finished with japanese
The point is not studying japanese!

3 days cardio 4 weight lifting

Attached: _20180428_172748.jpg (1080x1062, 104K)

>cardio
wtf is wrong with you. just powerlift nerd.

that was meant for

He can do both

if he wants to lose gains he can. become a strong man unknown flag user. i would if i had the money. just pick up heavy shit for the sake of picking heavy shit up.

hilarious as expected bulk bogan

Attached: ....png (250x250, 116K)

Would you be so kind to draft a training plan for a beginner like me aussie user.
>Youll never achieve your goals in life if you postpone everything!
But Jow Forums taught me to take everything
>The point is not studying japanese!
easy.
Decision has been made and there is no going back.

Attached: 1546522699978.png (388x421, 264K)

He wont lose shit if he eats what he has to eat

Attached: _20180629_155745.jpg (1076x1021, 120K)

sure thing user. is this going to a gym or body weight exercises at home?

sacrificing muscle mass and strength for endurance and cardio.
you need to stop spreading this message at once. youre starting to sound like a crossfitter

Ive always loved running so i dont really care about not being able to lift 100kg, as long as i can lift 20-30 ill be fine


Please stop searching r9k!

Attached: _20180701_171916.jpg (1080x598, 93K)

>100kg
come on son. dont insult the boys like that. i think if you saw the potential of how your "nice body" would look through powerlifting. i think you would convert.

>Please stop searching r9k!
this. i fell into that hole as well. just leave it be

body weight first I think.
But that is a cute board.

Attached: 1543609197332.png (747x779, 196K)

>realise full well lifting would get me to desirable body much faster than all the crossfit memes
>can't lift
laef is pain

You really dont want to improve yourself, oh well


Have you ever lifted?

Attached: _20170411_000430.jpg (755x821, 71K)

nooo... I am willing to do whatever it takes. Quit r9k, sure thing senpai.

Attached: 1543618319423.gif (480x270, 114K)

easy stuff. make sure you do some dynamic stretching before hand and static stretching after it.
5xAMRAP bw squats
4xAMRAP bw neutral pull ups. if you cant do that then find a bar at waist hight. hang under it and pretty much do a reverse push up motion
4xAMRAP push ups, do them on your knees if cant do body weight (ignore dips in this case) or dips
4xAMRAP crunches
4xAMRAP ankle taps
3xAMRAP lunges
do this 3-5 times a week. ideally 4 with max effort each time. i hope to see you in the gym soon user

AMRAP = as many reps as possible
once you start hitting around 30-50 push ups each set. try doing inverted push ups or add weight on your back. once you start hitting around 10 pull ups each set, widen the grip. hopefully by that point youve stopped being a pussy and can join the lads in the gym where real progress will be made.

Im more into putting a limit of repetitions per week and increase it every week

Attached: _20180522_014333.jpg (825x1322, 140K)

indeed i have. was doing it on and off since start of 2015. use to play AFL until injury stopped me. did muay thai at some point when i had a break from lifting. came back last august full time. hit new pb's in december and competing in my first comp at the end of feb

Good, dont forget about socializing

i don't even know anymore
i'm still trying to keep up this board though

for user to build strength with just body weight he needs to overload and do volume until he starts using weights. hopefully one day he goes to gym and then he'll realise all the progress he can make and how much faster itll be

much appreciated mate
>socializing
*ahhh*
Let's just take one step at a time...

Attached: 0B317916-FC8C-4B9E-8535-0DC1800113D7.jpg (1280x722, 168K)