Please help me find some more examples of tech companies using graphics that look like they were stolen from a preschool classroom.
pic related -- github's toddler graphics
Infantile illustrations
Tyler Turner
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Grayson Phillips
imgur nursery wallpaper
Henry Mitchell
Digital Ocean's 'mascot' -- something a 3 year old might like
Dylan Fisher
Ooopsie! The reddit mascot made a boo boo and got sent off flying into outer space!! Oh no!!!
Eli Hill
Balloon birthday party fun from Google
James James
dark, gloomy, lifeless and personality-less drawings are the only thing you'll like, fits your lifestyle of sitting your life away in a dark room and not having any friends
Charles James
This is what happens when you leave women and homosexuals 100% in charge of graphic design and visual design.
Grayson Morgan
These mascots are essentially the uncanny valley of corporate culture. They represent life and caring where the organization is, by requirement of fiduciary duty, psychopathic and self serving.
This is unlike the image you've posted which has three good girls in it.
Faggot
Jacob Brown
Miko or Futo? Choose one and only one. Explain your answer. (This question is worth 100 points.)
Hunter Robinson
Every time I load a Travis CI page (not by choice, but that's what many projects on github use), there is a pozzed random nigger faggot picture.
Kevin Fisher
Have you consider it reflects how they view their users and customers?
Jack Hill
Firefox 404 page bear
Sebastian Bailey
LOL
Camden Richardson
godddd
Jason Richardson
haha
Nolan Martinez
OOPS!
Tyler Ramirez
I genuinely don't think those are bad. I have strong animosity to some companies listed, but doodle pictures by themselves are no crime. For the error page, you gotta have relevant text displayed. As long as you do, put whatever picture you want next to it (except non-worksafe).
Jace Sanders
>Faggot
He's right.
Daniel Turner
What a load of shit.
Carter Brown
Josiah James
>no fun allowed
Andrew Collins
>devil horns
>lipstick
>love potion
>nursery
Bentley Phillips
A thread died for this
Asher Sullivan
More will die to sate this thread's thirst for blood.
Josiah Wood
Tech is overrun by reddit onions bugmen. Of course their mascots are going to be infantile illustrations
Angel Nguyen
What a load of shit.
Easton Richardson
>its bad if its a western's kid illustration
>its ok if its a chibi anime girl
Jonathan Perez
Luis Gray
And what exactly are teh odds that whatever thread that died was of any higher quality than this one?
In fact I would wager said dead thread contained a more or less identical post somewhere within it.
Easton King
Nah google has more of that aperature science thinly veiled evil vibe to their stuff.
Benjamin Gutierrez
>Oopsie we made a poopie doopie!
Isaiah White
this, but unironically
Eli White
Oh no, your cloud computer is offline. But you wouldn’t get mad at a cute anthropomorphic mascot would you? I’m sure your virtual machines and cloud services will come back soon. Why not have a nap and a hug until they do?
Sincerely, large Jewish corporation.
Jaxon Cooper
NOOOOO STOP TREATING ME LIKE A CHILD!!! YOU AREN'T BETTER THAN ME, ARCH IS MY MAIN DISTRO!
Jose Morgan
Tux Crystal
Liam Lee
Christian Howard
based retard shot ximself out into space! so sad!
Jordan Hernandez
Akshually Google (Files app)
Joseph Garcia
Why is this allowed?
gnu.org
Jacob Sanders
A lot of them are ancient and diy designs.
Jackson Gray
>clisp
Oy vey
Andrew Hill
Awww cute little botnet
Carson Lee
open source graphics icons are in a different category. Big companies use kiddie style to remind their sheep customers of their place, while open source developers use it because that is the extent of their artistic ability.
Jaxon Kelly
kill these freaks
Nathaniel Rivera
kill them
Alexander Ross
Taishi, because that's who both Miko and Futo would pick.
Henry Hernandez
The second they got rid of the serif font 256 colour logo, it all went to shit.
Oliver Morales
Tyler Bennett
Sebastian Baker
I fucking hate this piece of shit
Julian Cook
Maybe this isn't childish enough, but he/she/they/it changes skin color every time you refresh the page.
Ian Smith
cute!
Justin Myers
GNU mascot
William Sullivan
exercism.io is very inclusive
David Watson
Is he also gay?
Dylan Gutierrez
it appears he's using a mac, so probably
Carter Sullivan
>hating on based kawaii
I thought you fags were all about the anime and shit?
Josiah Bailey
please do not shitpost with the Crown Prince
those are very big companies playing the toddler card as an excuse for their fuckups, while they are also eager to make your user experience worst, all for the precious userdata for their bigdata
they shouldn't hide behind cute pictures while pretending to do nothing wrong.
Alexander Reed
>"""clean"""
Brandon Williams
im the OP - i hate anime - this ended up being a quality thread though - ill be back tomorrow to make the flickering taskbar thread
Christian Phillips
I want to kick it across a field
Caleb Moore
Hypothesis: Programmers are generally low status males, so they don’t have the T levels to resist SJW convergence
Dylan Nelson
no one here is old enough to remember this
Nicholas Gutierrez
What happened to barney fag?
Angel Bell
I would roundhouse kick Rob Pike the little knob kike right smack in the dick for creating this abomination.
Ethan Taylor
hang them