Mom found the tor usb

>dad found out my seedbox in uncles,grandpa,cousins houses attic

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>not having parents who invest in crypto and use tor
inferior genetics

>mom cleared the boxes from under the bed

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>mom poisoned my DNS cache

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>hidden camera is no longer there

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kek I know that feel

>mom reorganized my folders

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>borrowing HDD from gf's sister

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>Find the hidden camera placed by my employers
>Put it in the men's room instead
They still haven't realized/moved it

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Pressing x to doubt here

>sister found the floor tile stash

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>Dad uncaged the null pointer goblin

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>mom cleared the cache

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>aunt masturbated the code gnome

>user killed a thread for this shit

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>brother found the hentai folder

I was genuinely thinking about a computing thread.

I fucking love you user

Why the fuck would you go into the women's restroom? That's for women.

>meemaw pushed to master

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Janitor? Maybe jannie too

>TSA found the MicroSD in rectum

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>coworker fucked up the whitespace

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I giggled

>step sister asked for the gimp

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I get that reference.

BASED

sometimes I accidentally leave tab indents on and my boss sends me sternly worded messages

do you mind telling me. please sir, just tell me a smidgeon.

>Tor browser is.
No, it's not. It clears some private data on exit, but if you bookmark something it will still be there when you open it up. I would imagine there's other possible traces as well.

Tails is amnesiac because it's a fresh boot with no remnant data every time, unless you configure persistence.

>dad washed the computer

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>Pedro found the pedo

>stepgrandma flushed the DNS cache

Some weeb degenerate shit what else.

>oni-chan, what is this green?
>m-my pepper

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As if Lain wasn't already the Queen of the Peppers

>Queen of the Peppers
What did he mean by this?

>found mom on tor

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>grandma decrypted my hdd

When you were young you were the queen of green bell peppers!
And how you painted pictures with that brush so sweet
in simple software that's open source and libre/freeeeeeee!

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kek

Some guy has a floor tile fetish and he came on one as his sister walked into the house

you could safely wash a motherboard?
how?

>grandpa found the private server

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> dad doxxed my gaia wife(male)

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Water is a danger for 1) corrosion and 2) shorting the circuit. Yout can prevent the corrosion by properly drying the board and if there's no power to the board, then there's nothing to short.

residue from hard water and detergent could also cause problems.

>wife's son read the write-only memory

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trips and dubs, nice

>not having CI to do this for you
pleb. next thing you'll tell me you don't even use version control

Kek

isopropyl alcohol is the only safe way to wash electronics. never ever use water...

miku-chan03 replaced the Prototypes.func with Pwototypiee.funkywunks

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>Mom found my SICP and Lolita crossover

Underrated and man of culture