Can we have an actual International thread where we share some our countries' humor?
Local Humor Thread
Alexander Nguyen
Benjamin Robinson
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Jayden Hall
no
Robert Mitchell
You forgot to post a cirno
Landon Thomas
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Elijah Diaz
Nvm you’re not a part of the discord
Lucas Ross
What discord?
Jaxon Gray
Don’t worry about jt
Isaac Garcia
okay I guess
Brayden Howard
>Romania
Josiah Williams
Anyway, our latest meme is about a gypsy proclaiming himself The king of Romania that recently got into the hot shit trapper game and the fact that he got spotted in a public train after flexing here: youtube.com
Pic related
Cameron Johnson
Alright, so here in Canada, we have a bunch of provinces.
These provinces usually have distinct "cultures" about them, that are there, either due to the sheer size of the province, remoteness, or history to that one province.
In Newfoundland and Labrador, there is its own dialect. I'm serious, it has its own accent and own words. There's actually been a dictionary for Newfie speak. (We call people from Newfoundland "Newfies".)
Now, one of the things about the Newfie accent is that you don't pronounce things like "mother" or "nothing" typically, you use "dd" instead of "th". That means, you say "Mudder" or "Nuddin". Also, you don't say "ing" typically either, often dropping the hard end of it.
Now, one of the things about Newfie slang, is if anyone asks "What are you doing?" you will always respond with "Nuddin." It doesn't matter if you're building a house, raking a lawn, doing taxes, you always respond with "Nuddin."
Parker Sullivan
Hunter Garcia
On the subject of each province having their own culture, they also have their own stereotypes.
Jayden Baker
Are newfies cute? Can I find a Newfie gf to do nuddin with?
Jack Nguyen
I googled "Newfie Woman" and this is one of the first things that showed up.
Christian Nelson
David Parker
Alexander Long
Thank you
Jonathan Bennett
Easton Flores
I'm always happy to contribute to a thread :)
This is Tire sur la Neige. It is maple syrup that has been boiled, poured onto snow, and then scooped up with a popsicle stick. It's congealed maple syrup on a stick.
Yep.
Also, my room is currently at 15 degrees celsius. I'm wearing a t-shirt. I'm comfortable.
Nolan Sanders
Well to be fair, it's not the worst looking woman I've seen
Ryan Morales
The Czech president is verrry familiar with the Chinese one
Alexander Ross
British Columbia is forests. Nothing but forests and mountains and snow. AND SO MUCH FUCKING RAIN.
Alberta is like the texas of Canada.
Saskatchewan is nothing. There is nothing. It's just fields. No, I'm serious, I was driving through Saskatchewan, for three hours, and I did not see a single building. Not even in the distance. There are ZERO hills in saskatchewan. It's basically the largest and flattest place in all of north america.
You would think that because Ottowa is even more south than BC, that it would be warmer, right? WRONG. It's way too fucking cold than it should be.
Quebec is french. 'Nuff said.
Newfoundland & Labrador is like a weird place with a bunch of people speaking in a lyrical irish accent that isn't actually irish, and their dialect is close enough to know what they're saying, but distant enough to not know how you know what they're saying.
PEI is a fucking joke.
New Brunswick is never talked about.
Nova Scotia is to Canada as New Zealand is to Australia, except it's actually part of our country.
Nunavut, NWT, and the Yukon are just snow.
Nathaniel Adams
based
Nolan Morris
Ahem
*Breathes in*
ZDREANTO A VENIT ABI
Tyler Carter
U want the nuke?
Xavier Turner
i like Russian/Soviet Humor, one of my favorite jokes:
>A man walks into red square and yells, "BREZHNEV IS AN IDIOT"
>The Militsiya arrest him, and he is sentenced to 15 years in prison
>5 years for insulting a soviet leader, and 10 for revealing as state secret
Jonathan Johnson
lol
yeah the ol' soviet jokes are the shit
Hudson Smith
Bazat
Thanks Canada, very cool
Why though? Is there any reason or is it politics?
Owen Lopez