I just realised that my hair can reach my dick
do i try to hairjob myself or nah?
I just realised that my hair can reach my dick
Wyatt Russell
Ayden Adams
cut your hair
Michael Scott
You could hang yourself with it :)
Ryder Perez
Why the fuck is your hair so long
Jonathan Collins
Do it.
Noah Edwards
no
no i couldn't
i have to bend forward
Jackson Adams
could you pass as a girl
Jose Perez
Hot
Evan Cox
then id say go for it
be sure to cume on your hair as well
Michael Diaz
hooooot
Cameron Martinez
Shave it off, don't be a barbarian.
Landon Green
shutup ill suck ur hair dick, bich
Tyler Peterson
i think the benis would just be tangle in the hair so it wouldn't be that jot
noo that's gross
sticky hair is bad
Jose Williams
It means that you're a pidor.
Levi Williams
become a bald jewish priest and repent for your sins
Benjamin Mitchell
d oit dumb transsexual scot
and post the result here in the form of a picture or even better a video
Carson Adams
i was only wondering...
Sebastian Johnson
fuck you yourr retarded
Luis Hall
she angery
Cooper Foster
i am aangry fuck you that was a shitty idea
dumb faggot tranny rusians
Jacob Foster
Did you do it?
Nathaniel Gomez
What's the matter? Did you cut your benis with your hair a little bit?
Jaxson Flores
picture of op after he cume in hair
Ian Thompson
when to expect the bideo
Jacob Smith
ur all dumb
it made so much mess
Jaxon Diaz
post it
Liam Diaz
based
Wyatt Cook
no h*ck off no bideo for you
umb russian
Hudson Garcia
post pictures at least dont blueball me
Kevin Lee
no as as i'm concerned this is a your fault
Jayden Wilson
Imagine actually jerking off in your own hair
Jace Nguyen
post pls
Charles Howard
Come on, post them. Feed us.
Show us the excitement you felt when you were doing it.
You needed attention when you created this thread, right? Post them, and you will get even more.
Jace Garcia
Also don't listen to these fucking faggots, don't post that shit. Just feel fucking ashamed for jerking off in your own hair, faggot.
Dylan Myers
Henry Garcia
Hudson Murphy
Nathan Taylor
it didnt even feel that good
it was alright i guess
no o really wanted to know if it would feel nice and you all thought it was a good idea but then it wasn't
Joseph Gonzalez
h
ok but you have to post cum hair
Lincoln Ward
Joseph Hall
i feel big shame
Easton Green
based bong
Aiden Watson
socke
Jason Anderson
But
>it was alright
nonetheless, wasn't it?
You have to post it now. Prove you did it.
Oherwise didn't happen.
Thomas Sanchez
this.
post now
Brody Martin
cant
deleted
destroyed phone
washed hair
it never happened
Luke Brown
come on I even got trips :c
Lincoln Johnson
noo i sleep now
William King
goodnight
Colton Torres
Disappointing.
Kevin Johnson
What kind of shampoo are you going to use to get the cum out of your hair?
Henry Hernandez
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ᶦ ʷᵃˢʰᵉᵈ ᶦᵗ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰʳᵉᵉ ᵗᶦᵐᵉˢ ᶦ ᵗʰᶦᶰᵏ
Jaxson Fisher
Michael Martinez
stopp i did'nt think this through properly
Connor Richardson
Great Britain more like gay Britian
Jackson Nguyen
it didn't involve anyone else so it couldn't be gay
Austin Lee
Touching a dick is gay
Therefor touching your own dick is gay
Therefor its gay
Hudson Nguyen
see What are you still doing here gayboi?
Asher Gray
hair isn't alive so i didn't touch it so it was less gay than jerking off
Christian Collins
loud neighbours
Anthony Carter
Jerk them off with your hair, that'll calm em down.
Jordan Wood
>it isnt alive
Then isnt it just lowbro necrophilia?
Jayden Adams
no
also there's at least half a dozen of them so definitely no
fine it's gay
Ryan Sanchez
lol he admits to the gey
ok no more bullying
Isaac Barnes
Yes do it and post pics
Caleb Davis
i would much rather do gay stuff than dead corpse stuff
Isaac Kelly
would you do them voluntarily tho
Jacob Smith
Why not both?
Carson Thomas
not the dead stuff that's kinda fucked up
do not touch zombie penin
Jonathan Wilson
what about the other stuff
James Jackson
gay stuff sounds like it could be fun
Nathaniel Perry
lole epic
Nicholas Reyes
what?
dumb homosexual
Jacob Hill
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Jerk the dozen of those guys off with your hair than, massive fairy.
Nathaniel Carter
coming to the UK right now
Matthew Scott
fuck offd i don't want to sexe strangers
nooo
shoo shoo dumb burger
Parker Ward
Plot twist.
Parker Bailey
You don't know your own neighbour?
What if I'm your neighbour?
Camden Gutierrez
Do you have porn like this I need for research purposes
Austin Watson
where did you find this picture of me?
Aiden Bennett
turn your music down i can't sleep
the anime girl giving the benis the hair
Gabriel Brooks
ok now that's epic
Isaiah Barnes
hot
Don't you like these bangers though? I'm listening to these bangers so you would come over and give me the sucke with your hair
Leo Reyes
Fake and gay
Julian Baker
nuh uh
it's very unepic desu
nice trips but your music is trash and you have triple big gay
no you
(are fake and gay)
Jonathan Johnson
Ok, what are they listening to, gaybong?
Ayden Turner
i can't tell
it's that generic bassy music you hear playing in the background of pretty much everything
Gavin Hall
Guess they're even more gay than you are.
Don't you find it soulcrushing that they're having a good time with eachother while you're here with me?
Blake Campbell
it's not all bad
but i'd rather be asleep tbqh. i haven't had good sleeps for a while
Dominic Lee
Chug sleepingpills.
Josiah Cook
nooᵒᵒ..
Daniel Anderson
Well, I'm sorry to say but I'm gonna go jerk off now without my hair though. Have a goodnight sleep, bongfren!
Henry Taylor
Then fap yourself to sleep.
You have all those hair, why not put them to good use for once?
Dylan Young
ninite
sleep tight
twice in one day?
too much fape is bad