>server1
>server2
>server3
>server4
>server5
>server6
>...
Server1
>abubakralbaghdadi
>osamabinladen
>mohammedmerah
>aymanalzawahiri
>mokhtarbelmokhtar
>rasmeaodeh
>...
>Rumia
>Daiyousei
>Cirno
>Hong Meiling
>Patchouli
>Koakuma
>...
Fuck them for counting. How dare they
>laura
>madeleine
>donna
>audrey
>shelly
>josie
>...
BASED
>MP4/20
>FW14
>RB7
>F2007
>SF71H
>...
>Gaspar
>Melchor
>Baltazar
adam
lilith
sachiel
shamshel
ramiel
gaghiel
...
>Melchior
>Balthasar
>Casper
>...
DAMN BEAT ME TO IT
Based
>ichi~
>ni~
>san~
>shi~~
Damn weebs. I guess it's not original in any way now.
Ya fucked up
>mycomputer
>momstablet
>sisterslaptop
>dadsnetbook
>...
dc1prod001
dc1prod002
dc1sand001
dc1sand001
dc2ci001_qaauto #to be created and destroyed by automated tests
android-01jf4332dj662
android-0193843jsjfsw
Gabis-iPhone
>zeus
>ares
>hermes
>eros
>Server1
>server1
>Server 1
>server 1
>trying this hard
why not go
>bach
>beethoven
>liszt
>vivaldi
while you're at it?
server
serverr
serverrr
sserver
sserverr
sserverrr
>server0.domain0.com
>server1.domain0.com
>server0.domain1.com
>server1.domain1.com
>server2.domain1.com
>server0.domain2.com
>server1.domain2.com
>server2.domain2.com
>server3.domain2.com
>server0.domain3.com
>...
>lambda
>gordon
>kleiner
>barney
>crowbar (RPi)
>blackmesa
>not naming all devices "Administrator" to avoid suspicion
>nitori
>yukari
>eirin
>yuuka
>ellen
>mima
>...
I took another user's idea of naming servers after black holes, hoping the earth will be sucked into one.
>FornaxA
>APLib
>3C75
>Messier31
>CentaurusA
>SagittariusAStar
>using capital letters in hostnames
Based
devilish
>implying hostnames are case sensitive or that they allow spaces
is this supposed to be a joke? do you fucking fortnite zoomer metrosexuals even know what a hostname is or how DNS works?
based
based
>I
>l
>II
>ll
>Il
>lI
>...
CMY-PSR-DOCK0
shortCoMpanYname-PhysicalSeRver-Purpose#
CMY-VSR-DC2
shortCoMpanYname-VirtualSeRver-DomainController#
Only way to do it.
>Alpha
>Beta
>Gamma
>Delta
>Maus
>Panther
>Tiger
>Goebbels
>Himmler
>Hess
you're a monster
god i fucking hate this.
Had a client ask me to generate ssl certs for each of his domains
>businessnameA.com
>businessnameB.com
>businessnameC.com
....
>business nameZ.com
I wanted to tell him that subdomain existed and he didn't have to purchase 26 domain names, but I was sick of speaking with idiots for the day
based
>shi
>not yon
do you really want to die?
>yuno
>miyako
>hiro
>sae
>Tanaka
>Hamasaki
>Tsubomi
>Hoshina
>Momoka
>Ohura
scott
la-forge
obrian
torres
tucker
[spoiler]lamarr[/spoiler]
>Kawanishi-Noseguchi
>Kinunobebashi
>Takiyama
>Uguisunomori
>Tsuzumigataki
>Tada
>Hirano
>Ichinotorii
>Uneno
>Yamashita
>Sasabe
>Kofudai
>Tokiwadai
>Myokenguchi
>trollface
>thatfuckingcat.swf
>goatse
>horsefucker
>yotsuba
>lolcat
>smile.dog
GJaggi
GBaggi
GWroggi
Rathian
Rathalos
Lagiacrus
Zinogre
fuck you
>Cirno
based
DellMusic
DellVideo
DellHomeSec
DellWebDev
3 wifi networks + wired networked
Printer
3 laptops (Win10, UbuntuMATE, & Debian)
2 Dell Optiplex general use
1 high-performance desktop gamer/workstation
Someone say death yon
imagine using nge references but only having 3 names
>trying this hard
lol a lot easier than figuring out a unique name for each machine
based
>Nigger
>Nigger
>Chicken
>Dinner
>
>
>
>
>
Domain:
japari-park
Clients and servers:
kaban
serval
moose
lion
shoebill
etc
>0
>1
>2
>3
Every other hostnames pattern is bloat
>anriokita
>yuamikami
>aimiyoshikawa
>yuihatano
I do this usually with a word or two of what that server does. I.e.
>1 - Email
>2 - EmailBackup
>3 - VM-Host
Where tf is Server 0? Can you even count?
>username: std-kun
i wanna stick it in so damn bad
>chloes-chlamydia
>gwens-ghonorrhea
>amys-hiv
>cathys-crabs
>hollys-herpes
>cynthias-syphillis
>shawndras-scabies
>naomis-niggerbaby
Jokes on you. JAV actors and actresses are cleaner than the average human due to the amount of tests they do.
>Marvel
>Ironman
>Thor
>Widow
>Hulk
>..
>mami
>nagisa
>madoka
>homura
>kyubey
I use that but with their weapons instead
>armor
>hammer
>stinger
>purplepants
aw fuck, I can't believe you've done this
Eru
illuvitar
GimlisCockRing
>user-desktop
>user-laptop
>user-nas
>user-server
>user-gaming
yeah its kinda dull but whatever.
nmap -sS aika
Guess the pattern here. Users are all lowercase while hostnames are caps
>MISATO
>MIO
>MAYA
>MUKURO
penis
pongis
bepis
pensi
bopsi
...
This.
Or NATO alphabet.
>Alfa
>Bravo
>Charlie
>Delta
> atlas
> maia
> electra
fuck
cunt
slowasfuck
dell-optiplex
shitty
dumpstermachine
>Charizard
>Blastoise
>Venasaur
>Pikachu
>Snorlax
>Lapras
he based
>Gabriel
>Satania
>Vignette
>Raphiel
>Tapris
DEB-WEB-02 (webserver)
DEB-MED-01 (media)
WIN-MAN-01 (management)
DEB-RPI-01
ARC-PC-01 (computer)
DEB-MON-02 (monitoring)
DEB-DNS-01 (DNS)
okay now show me on the doll where corporate IT touched you
homura [router]
madoka [ap 1]
kyouko [ap 2]
emi [switch 1]
rin [switch 2]
shizune [swich 3]
taiga [server]
phylicia [vm, windows server domain controller]
minori [vm, streaming server]
lain [vm, VDI]
konata [desktop 1]
umaru [desktop 2]
kirino [desktop 3]
rika [laptop 1]
yukko [laptop 2]
meru-vi [phone]
aya [printer]
ryouko [test server]
articuno, zapdos, moltres, franklin, juno, others i don't remember [vms in test server]
> Blackmesa
Some of you guys are alright, don't visit google tomorrow.
"ping 1" or "ssh 2" doesn't end well.
>telesto
>calyspo
>phone
>wasp
>artoria
>x230
My autism prevents me from creating a functional naming scheme.
For what it's worth I've met many windows server admins that haven't a clue about the DNS settings on their own domain. Forward/reverse lookup zones lol what's that.
I don't get it
>the only two people with jobs ITT
First one probably works at an MSP, the other works at a small development firm.
>a
>b
>c
>d
>chad
>brad
>thad
>brock
>bryce
>chet
>chaz
>karolvs_magnus
>barbarossa
>otto_der_grosse
>karl_iv
>wenzel_der_faule
>sigismund
Based Eva posters
what if you have multiple desktop
these are personal machines not work machines fuckass let's not get pretentious
however for work machines i also use this format
give me the chrono trigger daddy gaspar
[os 3 letters]-[purpose]-[number]or[backup]
WIN-DC-01
UBU-WEB-01
etc, etc.
This post gave me a headache
server1
server1_copy
server1_copy_copy
server1_copy_copy
server1_new
server1_new_copy
server1_reallynew
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