Server1

>server1
>server2
>server3
>server4
>server5
>server6
>...

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>abubakralbaghdadi
>osamabinladen
>mohammedmerah
>aymanalzawahiri
>mokhtarbelmokhtar
>rasmeaodeh
>...

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>Rumia
>Daiyousei
>Cirno
>Hong Meiling
>Patchouli
>Koakuma
>...

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Fuck them for counting. How dare they

>laura
>madeleine
>donna
>audrey
>shelly
>josie
>...

BASED

>MP4/20
>FW14
>RB7
>F2007
>SF71H
>...

>Gaspar
>Melchor
>Baltazar

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adam
lilith
sachiel
shamshel
ramiel
gaghiel
...

>Melchior
>Balthasar
>Casper
>...

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DAMN BEAT ME TO IT

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Based

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>ichi~
>ni~
>san~
>shi~~

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Damn weebs. I guess it's not original in any way now.

Ya fucked up

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>mycomputer
>momstablet
>sisterslaptop
>dadsnetbook
>...

dc1prod001
dc1prod002
dc1sand001
dc1sand001
dc2ci001_qaauto #to be created and destroyed by automated tests

android-01jf4332dj662
android-0193843jsjfsw
Gabis-iPhone

>zeus
>ares
>hermes
>eros

>Server1
>server1
>Server 1
>server 1

>trying this hard
why not go
>bach
>beethoven
>liszt
>vivaldi
while you're at it?

server
serverr
serverrr
sserver
sserverr
sserverrr

>server0.domain0.com
>server1.domain0.com
>server0.domain1.com
>server1.domain1.com
>server2.domain1.com
>server0.domain2.com
>server1.domain2.com
>server2.domain2.com
>server3.domain2.com
>server0.domain3.com
>...

>lambda
>gordon
>kleiner
>barney
>crowbar (RPi)
>blackmesa

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>not naming all devices "Administrator" to avoid suspicion

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>nitori
>yukari
>eirin
>yuuka
>ellen
>mima
>...

I took another user's idea of naming servers after black holes, hoping the earth will be sucked into one.
>FornaxA
>APLib
>3C75
>Messier31
>CentaurusA
>SagittariusAStar

>using capital letters in hostnames

Based

devilish

>implying hostnames are case sensitive or that they allow spaces
is this supposed to be a joke? do you fucking fortnite zoomer metrosexuals even know what a hostname is or how DNS works?

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based

based

>I
>l
>II
>ll
>Il
>lI
>...

CMY-PSR-DOCK0

shortCoMpanYname-PhysicalSeRver-Purpose#

CMY-VSR-DC2

shortCoMpanYname-VirtualSeRver-DomainController#

Only way to do it.

>Alpha
>Beta
>Gamma
>Delta

>Maus
>Panther
>Tiger

>Goebbels
>Himmler
>Hess

you're a monster

god i fucking hate this.

Had a client ask me to generate ssl certs for each of his domains
>businessnameA.com
>businessnameB.com
>businessnameC.com
....
>business nameZ.com

I wanted to tell him that subdomain existed and he didn't have to purchase 26 domain names, but I was sick of speaking with idiots for the day

based

>shi
>not yon
do you really want to die?

>yuno
>miyako
>hiro
>sae

>Tanaka
>Hamasaki
>Tsubomi
>Hoshina
>Momoka
>Ohura

scott
la-forge
obrian
torres
tucker
[spoiler]lamarr[/spoiler]

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>Kawanishi-Noseguchi
>Kinunobebashi
>Takiyama
>Uguisunomori
>Tsuzumigataki
>Tada
>Hirano
>Ichinotorii
>Uneno
>Yamashita
>Sasabe
>Kofudai
>Tokiwadai
>Myokenguchi

>trollface
>thatfuckingcat.swf
>goatse
>horsefucker
>yotsuba
>lolcat
>smile.dog

GJaggi
GBaggi
GWroggi
Rathian
Rathalos
Lagiacrus
Zinogre

fuck you

>Cirno
based

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DellMusic
DellVideo
DellHomeSec
DellWebDev

3 wifi networks + wired networked
Printer
3 laptops (Win10, UbuntuMATE, & Debian)
2 Dell Optiplex general use
1 high-performance desktop gamer/workstation

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Someone say death yon

imagine using nge references but only having 3 names

>trying this hard
lol a lot easier than figuring out a unique name for each machine

based

>Nigger
>Nigger
>Chicken
>Dinner

>
>
>
>
>

Domain:
japari-park

Clients and servers:
kaban
serval
moose
lion
shoebill
etc

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>0
>1
>2
>3

Every other hostnames pattern is bloat

>anriokita
>yuamikami
>aimiyoshikawa
>yuihatano

I do this usually with a word or two of what that server does. I.e.
>1 - Email
>2 - EmailBackup
>3 - VM-Host

Where tf is Server 0? Can you even count?

>username: std-kun

i wanna stick it in so damn bad

>chloes-chlamydia
>gwens-ghonorrhea
>amys-hiv
>cathys-crabs
>hollys-herpes
>cynthias-syphillis
>shawndras-scabies
>naomis-niggerbaby

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Jokes on you. JAV actors and actresses are cleaner than the average human due to the amount of tests they do.

>Marvel
>Ironman
>Thor
>Widow
>Hulk
>..

>mami
>nagisa
>madoka
>homura
>kyubey

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I use that but with their weapons instead
>armor
>hammer
>stinger
>purplepants

aw fuck, I can't believe you've done this

Eru
illuvitar
GimlisCockRing

>user-desktop
>user-laptop
>user-nas
>user-server
>user-gaming
yeah its kinda dull but whatever.

nmap -sS aika

Guess the pattern here. Users are all lowercase while hostnames are caps
>MISATO
>MIO
>MAYA
>MUKURO

penis
pongis
bepis
pensi
bopsi
...

This.

Or NATO alphabet.
>Alfa
>Bravo
>Charlie
>Delta

> atlas
> maia
> electra

fuck
cunt
slowasfuck
dell-optiplex
shitty
dumpstermachine

>Charizard
>Blastoise
>Venasaur
>Pikachu
>Snorlax
>Lapras

he based

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>Gabriel
>Satania
>Vignette
>Raphiel
>Tapris

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DEB-WEB-02 (webserver)
DEB-MED-01 (media)
WIN-MAN-01 (management)
DEB-RPI-01
ARC-PC-01 (computer)
DEB-MON-02 (monitoring)
DEB-DNS-01 (DNS)

okay now show me on the doll where corporate IT touched you

homura [router]
madoka [ap 1]
kyouko [ap 2]

emi [switch 1]
rin [switch 2]
shizune [swich 3]

taiga [server]
phylicia [vm, windows server domain controller]
minori [vm, streaming server]
lain [vm, VDI]

konata [desktop 1]
umaru [desktop 2]
kirino [desktop 3]

rika [laptop 1]
yukko [laptop 2]

meru-vi [phone]

aya [printer]

ryouko [test server]
articuno, zapdos, moltres, franklin, juno, others i don't remember [vms in test server]

> Blackmesa

Some of you guys are alright, don't visit google tomorrow.

"ping 1" or "ssh 2" doesn't end well.

>telesto
>calyspo
>phone
>wasp
>artoria
>x230
My autism prevents me from creating a functional naming scheme.

For what it's worth I've met many windows server admins that haven't a clue about the DNS settings on their own domain. Forward/reverse lookup zones lol what's that.

I don't get it

>the only two people with jobs ITT

First one probably works at an MSP, the other works at a small development firm.

>a
>b
>c
>d

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>chad
>brad
>thad
>brock
>bryce
>chet
>chaz

>karolvs_magnus
>barbarossa
>otto_der_grosse
>karl_iv
>wenzel_der_faule
>sigismund

Based Eva posters

what if you have multiple desktop

these are personal machines not work machines fuckass let's not get pretentious

however for work machines i also use this format

give me the chrono trigger daddy gaspar

[os 3 letters]-[purpose]-[number]or[backup]
WIN-DC-01
UBU-WEB-01
etc, etc.

This post gave me a headache

server1
server1_copy
server1_copy_copy
server1_copy_copy
server1_new
server1_new_copy
server1_reallynew
...

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