Why on Earth would British guys subject themselves to these?

Why on Earth would British guys subject themselves to these?

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you know why

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I would fuck the middle three.

because theres a little thing called a class system and not every female in the country behaves like this. this is behaviour of the uncultured working class whos parents didnt raise them right

millions of girls do not behave this way but you do not see them in the cherry picked pictures

this is the part where poles come in

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it's a really small island, user.

Wtf is that thing on the far left?

I love you slag posters

leave the big one for me

imagine the smell

based

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People have different opinions about everything.
7 billion people all have different opinions. You are asking why someone likes something you don’t.
It’s obvious now you think about it.
you’re welcome.

IS DAT U CHANTELLE?

GIV US A SHAG LUV

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Because they'll suck you off no questions asked.

what is this weird sense of fashion?

>Mfw Deano is stuck with and has to meet every demand of his entitled bitch call centre for the rest of his life who is getting fatter and fatter with each growing day

As long as I have a left hand, I'm not fucking any of those.

They have the ugliest white women in the world. Every photo I see is hideous.

Don’t act like you wouldn’t fuck them

>left hand

Test

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i'm a southpaw too, m8

God knows I see so many handsome men married to these no effort slags and it drives me nuts.

learned how to use a mouse and the internet before u learned how to wank too?

Yes yes yes yes and yes. Literally nuffin wrong wiv deese lil booties

They're all socialist. Prove me wrong.

>he's never heard of a brit slampig
Missing out

Everyone else has.

Slags are a unique phenomenon to Britain. They have a particular behaviour, mindset and even physical appearance that other Western roasties don't have.

>Slags are a unique phenomenon to Britain.

You've clearly never been to Ireland

My mother’s from Peterborough in England I have visited twice as a college student and then when I was 30. When I was 21 I found these slags but that’s because I was going to gross pubs and discos looking for these types of girls who would fuck me in the bathroom. When I came back as an actual adult I stayed in nice areas went to nice pubs and ate at classy places. The women there were dressed aplopriately and many were very beautiful.
>slags
> respectful women
Two very different animals.

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Who wouldn't be ready to sacrifice a testicle or two just to have a date with such beauties? Now, I know the British already lost theirs, so it's no wonder these ladies are looking for men of more exotic descent.

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whats the over/under on how many STD's have

20 over/under give it to me strtaigh /pol

Maybe giv da far rite a swerve

I have low standards, but British slags are far beneath them. No idea how they do it.

This.

Those are prime slags, get fucked OP

southern slags

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What?

Are you gay?

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Like chips and ale ya cheeky cunt!

So ugly

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>Every photo I see is hideous.
>what is selection bias
Every photo is posted BECAUSE it is hideous.

No, I have standards.

here's another beauty! personally, I would!

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it's like a train wreck I can't stop looking at it

I am now

UGLY

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Hideous

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How can I take the /slagpill/?

Don't act like you wouldn't

>be British
>fuck off down to Tesco to fetch eggs and flour so I can bake some halal cakes for the muslim hordes outside my flat
>£2 to park
>aw fuck forgot me egg and flour licenses
>muslim brotherhood stops me as I walk back to my car
>demand my allegiance to Islam
>give them a half-hearted "Allahu Akbar!" and drive to McDonald's for lunch
>set off metal detector in arches
>get strip searched and fist-fucked by some go-rilla looking for weapons
>they seize my belt so I can't hang myself with it
>finally drive home
>front door is open
>fuck I'm being burgled
>nope it's the tv license enforcement squad serving a warrant
>told them I don't have a tv
>they called the cops because they found my box of plastic picnic knives sitting out (forgot to lock them back in my government issued knife safe)
>bobbies come beat the shit out of me and cuff me
>as they lead me out another muslim runs at me trying to throw acid on me
>kick him and knock him down before he can get to me
>cops kick my arse again for assaulting a protected minority
>haul me off to jail
>remember to plant a tv in my house before they leave
>that'll be a £1000 fine ya cheeky wanker

i'd unironically fuck the slag in the sailor suit. I can imagine being taken back to her pad, being greeted by her two bastard children. She tells them to run off to their bedroom and shut the door, I stumble in half-drunk, she begins pulling off her clothes and undoes her bra, no time for foreplay. She says "aye i wont yoo to fook me good user!" and smiles a snaggletooth grin at me. She pushes her tongue down my throat, tasting of cigarettes and jack daniels. I get my pants off and immediately shove my smaller-than-average size cock in her, she starts screaming "oyyy do it like dat, dat's rite!" and spreads her big thick thunderthighs apart while I fuck her brains out. I suck on her titty some licking her trashy tattoos and leave my American seed deep inside her and collapse next to her, dizzy and drunk out of my mind. She lights up a cigarette while I pass out, then turns on the telly with dogs barking in the night and weird Muslims walking down the street yelling after Friday night prayers. The next morning I woke up, "ayz really likez you user" hoping i'm going to take care of her rotten kids, "oops sorry, i got a plane to catch!"

why do all british slags look inbred, i wish i was joking here.

>look

>Newcastle town center
Oh no no no no

Are some of these Halloween pics or do they dress like this on a normal night? That sailor outfit has to be a Halloween outfit, right?

The absolute state of Anglos.

It's really weird. British men are comparatively much better looking

It's like a reverse situation of Russia, where the women are gorgeous but the men are beat down

phwoar i'd trade all the pasties in the world for just a minute wiv er melons

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jesus christ muslims rape those things?

Britain is so demoralising. Like, it's every nightmare I've ever had about how awful society and people are. Imagine doing acid and running across these hyenas. My stomach turns at the mere thought of their fish and chips sweats masked by cheap perfume. And this is what the look like at their best! Some unlucky punter has to wake up to the sight of them without a kilo of make up and fake tan on. I would burn my sheets desu.

Man, he really let himself go after the movie.

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It's not a sailor. It's the marshmallow man

These look like cheap prostitutes.

lol, same thought, same time

what are jesus christ muslims? that some sort of new breed?

Good lad. Let us know if you need a head pat.

A quintessentially British day

>£2 to park
£2.50 in most places, everything else checks out!

Disgusting

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I’ll take the one on the right. I bet she is pure filth.

Look at the tiny saggers on that fat roastie
How can tits be so small and yet so saggy?
It’s truly a modern miracle

Because there are different classes which you are matched with. Those are chavs/ underclass: the general class structure is as follows:

Economic migrants
Underclass
Immigrants
Middle Class
Nu-Rich
Intelligent Poor
Landed Gentry / Royalty
Oxbridge

They dost not look at the fireplace, whilst poking the fire lad.

>disgusting
Who in their right mind would pay $528 for such a shitty dress?

Well all british men are gay soo. They only interact with women when they need leaders and to mate

Nothing wrong with a slag, can be a laugh after a night out.
Had one piss the bed once though

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when its cold you wear less clothes.
its a northern thing, when its cold in the south they wear hats and gloves.

Your right hand doesn't stay on the mouse?

>He's not ambi-jerkstrous

These are Geordie chicks, not humans.

Jokes on you. I'm Pakistani

What is it with Poms, public holidays, drinking, slappers and the DailyFail?

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What class do Deano and the lads fall under? They are like some hellish combination of psueod-Middle Class while still retaining their basic Chav instincts.

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Someone make a best looking women by nation thread

Indeed. British slags are like a whole separate race unto themselves.

Cool flip-flops Abdul

Cmon man, the intelligent poor are by any objective measure the lowest class. Fewest legal protections and won't receive a shred of welfare. More likely to end up homeless than migrants.

Why do they look bloody? I'm serous.
Why is there ( fake? ) blood on them?
Is this some sort of british " sexy " thing?

South seems to be doing alright...

Lower middle lad

If British WW2 soldiers could peer into London today, would they continue to march into war for Britain and it's people?

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You guys seriously wouldn't fuck them?

I need to go abroad more

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We can tell by looking at the country flag.

In this regards when is the best time to go to Ireland to confirm?

My thoughts exactly

Of course. Brits are natural born cucks