This stumps the Jow Forumsoober

this stumps the Jow Forumsoober

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>Let me in, I'm a fairy! What, you don't believe in fairies?

>What, you don't believe in fairies? Let me in, I'm a fairy!

>What, you don't Let me in? I'm a fairy, believe in fairies!

>you REMAIN the owner of the data
>we collect the data

Nice wording, MS lawyers.

>if you never do anything you have no data to collect
pro-tip: drink beer and watch youtube

I'm not stealing your wallet, bro.
It's still your wallet.
I'm just taking it.

>I'm a fairy, believe in fairies! Let me in, what?

>When you entrust your data to Office...
Hmmm... what about the OS ?

youtube collects data on the videos you watch

pro-tip: drink beer and watch pirated DVDs from Hong Kong

SHUT IT DOWN

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>mfw someone at microsoft might be reading my tranny literotica .docs

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If they aren't collecting anything important, why are they so insistent on collecting it? Clearly if the value to them was low, the PR value of not collecting it would outweigh it.

We're your buddies. Honest. Share your data with us. You can trust us.

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>We care about your privacy, bro. Trust us.

>We collect data on you to keep you secure and up to date

Because Linux distros have to do the same to ensure they work.

eh, the videos I watch are fucking weird, I hope they collect it and analyze it, maybe they will get PTSD

open sores office suites have nothing like Office 365's anti-phishing protection

what's important to you is different from what's important to them.

They don't care what type of porn you're into but they do care about how you get it, for example.

they're just THAT commited to making a good product!!
what the fuck how has anyone got phished from an office app?
I believe on arch you can install a package to share some info with the people who maintain it, what packages are installed etc

>what the fuck how has anyone got phished from an office app?
it's THE most common way hackers get into companies, you clueless NEET
good grief this board is an embarrassment

what, you mean opening notmalware.docx.exe that got emailed to them?

>they care about how I get my porn
and I would prefer Microsoft not to know how I get my porn, case closed

literally yes

just because you aren't stupid doesn't mean the vast majority of users aren't, and software like office suites isn't written for l33t linux haxorz

got something to hide?

You can use it all you want. I don't give a fuck

I need to know your name, date of birth and social security number before I can answer this question.

>I'm a fairy, Let me in! What, believe in fairies?

I would prefer Microsoft to know my favorite porn.
Have you even tried Bing? Disabling safesearch causes even the most mundane shit to pull up porn.
Image what it could find when you tell it what to look for.