How many health defects do you have, Jow Forums?

I have a weak left shoulder that sometimes dislocate out of nowhere, last time happens while i was sleeping, one of the worst thing i've ever experienced

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fuc

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thats only thing I can claim I've got many

thats nice
it seems like a really shitty thing to have

that also sounds shitty, especially while sleeping
ive only dislocated my shoulder once when i was a kid and it still haunts my dreams sometimes

*pat pat* there there buddy, im sure you have good qualities too

>im sure you have good qualities too

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Do you own a poultry farm for midgets?

aww c'mon
dont be so hard on yourself

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I'm a slav.

I have fungi skin disease spreading on my ass for 4 years. Im not kidding. I havent been to a dermatologist. My only remedy is occassional sulfur soap

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>I havent been to a dermatologist.
why?

Im poor and just a student

I-I'm sorry sir. There's nothing we can do.

go to a dermatologist then

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I have ligma

I'll never lose my virginity. Any girl would be instantly turned off by my burned ass

my doctor suspects that i might have androgen insensitivity syndrome.
so that's a bummer

wh-whats ligma???!!?!?!??!?

gay
date "girls" that dont want to fuck you in the ass

thats a cute bummer

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You had that shit for 4 years.
Just save up a little and go to a doc.
How much do you even need to pay for that?

I sleep on my belly with my left arm under the pillow, moving in my sleep i dislocate my shoulder i almost puke for the pain. From a comfy sleep to abyssal pain in 0.7 second. Yep, it's sucks

I had that, paid $30k to fix it.
Fuck that shit, totally worth it.

have you ever gone to a doc about it?

I have autoimmune diseases and mental disorders running in my family.
I scored diabetes and adhd.

could be worse, my sister got rheumatism, diabetes and is bipolar.

What about you, Mörkie?

she really pulled the short straw huh, altho it seems every girl is bipolar nowadays

i dont even know where to start with mine desu

ligma balls lole

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she has it on paper, as do my mother.

name the first three that affects you the most.

AAAARGH i got goteem'd

welp, i guess theres just one thing left to do...
*lick lick lickle peroperopero sluurp sluuuuurp lick lick*

scoliosis, really shitty eyesight and the gay

yep and it's sucks ive got the arm immobilized and i have to do fisiotherapy for 2 month but the shoulder can still dislocate they say that with surgery they fix it for ever but i dont want to atm.
I trust the health system in my region so if im gonna chose to do the surgery i will not spend that much prolly 400/500€ ticket

I got a friend who needs -8 strength glasses to see, is it worse than him?

>they say that with surgery they fix it for ever but i dont want to atm
DO IT, FUCKING DO IT
It will only get worse with the time to a point where you literally won't be able to move your arm so faster you do it better chance for a full recovery.
> i will not spend that much prolly 400/500€ ticket
Especially if you don't have to pay for it as much as I had.
>the gay
thats the worst

tbqdesu im not even sure anymore, i just know my glasses are expensive and cant see for shit without them

its a blessing disguised as a curse and a curse disguised as a blessing both at the same time
women are thots and bois are cute >w

having to pay money to see is quite shitty.

how long have you known about the gay?

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I will do it eventually, atm everything it's good.
I dont like hospital and doctor if i could skip it i'll skip

such is life in modern society, only thing thats free is misery
since i was a soft little shota boi
around 13 ish

>women are thots
shut the fuck up, retarded gaycel

amen.

got a discord?
would be nice to compare experiences.

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(trips of gayness)
>abe
no thx mate

name+#4042

>abe
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW AND NEVER CALL ME THAT EVER AGAIN OR ELSE
Seriously though I don't really understand this gay hate for grills, never really had problems with girls in my adult life, just never had any affection to them either.

smol peenus weenus

>in my adult life
ha

girls are just sucky people and the only reason to like them is cus one is sextually attracted to them, which i am not

>fat fuck(30%< body fat)
>weak color distinction
>short pp
>flat feet on right
>smol slit eye

i had a club foot once

;w; half of those are just cus youre asian

nah, I hab those traits exaggerated

I was severely bullied in school so I'm not counting that.
>fat fuck(30%< body fat)
easily fixable
>short pp
>smol slit eye
not even medical conditions
>weak color distinction
kinda sucks
>flat feet on right
sucks a lot but can be made tolerable with putting effort into it

Nothing I've been diagnosed with. Im a pretty productive member of society. Probably some aspergers at worst, but why pay a quack to look at me if im still workin.

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xaxaxaxaxa, get bullied, nerd
what did they bully you for?

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Autism

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were u bullied for being a cute tranny and making all the bois gay?

psychology is a farse and shrinks are scammers

nice dubbles, ika-bro

Nothing except for a chronic lack of motivation.

isn't real

I think I just lost attachement to kids at my school after I had to skip a year thanks to shitty health, and when I came back they separated everyone into different groups so on top off me being detached from my class I had to somehow make friends with kids I've never even knew. And it would be ok if not for my shithead of a brother abusing me for years provoking fear for people.
Basically I just became >that wierd kid at first and when others saw me being a fucking mess mentally they started giving me shit on a daily basis.
>were u bullied for being a cute tranny and making all the bois gay?
At around 14 kids started to realise I look cute and physical abuse mostly moved to sexual and mental.
School was a wierd place.

i have that too
shid sux

(dubbydubs)
why not give in and have schooltime gangbangs
im really envious of all the people who had cute childhood homoerotic experiences, cus i had literally 0 friends throught all of my childhood past age 5 and lived an hour and a half away from my school so i wouldnt have been able to hang out with friends even if i did have them

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I've got a scoliosis: in the region of the last cervical vertebra and first thoracic vertebrae around 20° Cobb and in the region of my lumbar vertebrae around 30° Cobb. I'm lucky that I was able to get it down to this level since it started with 40° Cobb 5 years ago. My family is also full of Polycystic ovary syndrome, bipolar syndrome and anger syndrome patients like me. The last two things are due to the hormone effect of the PCOS. Ez enough to cope with it, I've only got a problem with my scoliosis, which hurts pretty bad but it's manageable and endurable.

what kind of scoliosis do you have?

>why not give in and have schooltime gangbangs
I'm not even sure if you're serious or under 6 layers of irony right now.
If you're serious I suggest your write "fuckhole" on your butt, then take a bus to nearest bad neighbourhood strip naked there and go on all 4s. Hopefully you'll find it a pleasant experience.

im not really sure at all how to describe it or what the actual medical terms are
shows how much ive cared until now
it doesnt really hurt that much unless i sit or stand in one position for too long

im joking, dont worry
children are fucking cruel and horrible most times

Huh, would have loved to have a discussion about it. Anyway, I do wish for everyone here that every kind of problem gets better or even cured. Have a nice day!