Redbulled Mr. Durgasoft

Please, I need to purchase some technology, thank you.

I will be having:
>One copy of windows 8
>a subscription to visual studio and microsoft office
>one copy of java
>mySQL
>microsoft excel for business clients
>linkedin profile
>excellent and modest thinkpad
>Microsoft outlook and hotmail
>bing search engine with rewards points
>one copy of Farmville (sometimes I complete my tasks before my body is ready with a next one)

Thank you Sir and please select slow shipping.

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>implying indians actually buy software instead of pirating it

Excuse me sir I have converted my rupees from my cousin's curry restaurant to united states dollars. Thank you.

When can we quarantine that country?

I went to India once. I got food poisoning from a sealed bag of crisps. How does that even work?

Poo in the factory?

My family grew up with toilet, but not my grandfather. Thank you sir.

Why do Indians smear poo on their face?

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This is actually a common misconception. Thank you, Sir.

>windows 8
If you were a true disciple of Durga sir you would know he uses Windows 7:
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Weapon of DURGASOFT

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I didn't go to India in your grandfather's generation. So explain the poo in my chips.

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Imagine the smell

>Poo in the factory?
you better god damn believe it

>If it's sealed it means it must have been made following sanitary regulations

Dumb amerilard

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they looks like different persons
please explain sir

ICON of JAVA

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wtf why is this a sticky??

One is Durga sir.
The other is Nagoor Babu sir.
Many teachers work at Durga's.

sorry sir I didn't read it vell

Any user in India now? Someone should go to Hyderabad and take a selfie in front of the famous Durgasoft school.