I don't know what to program please someone help me

I don't know what to program please someone help me

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app that gives you tips on how to kill yourself and displays on map railways and high buildings near you

lol

What language?

Program yourself having sex

Tinder with micro-transactions.

I can't learn programming for you, it's a personal thing. If you're not good enough, do something else.

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Alright, will do after lunch.

already a thing, it's called tinder

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will deliver for Fuck You difficulty come at me

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I know right!!!11111

I reposted this on reddit and Facebook. See you on r/funny!!

never done any of these things

Make a Rust compiler that emits Java bytecode.

a multitude of suicide methods, display nearest locations to perform them.
An app that makes you suicide faster, too

>An app that makes you suicide faster
see

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this actually isn't a bad idea

Wouldn't work. Userbase drops off.

Rerolling because in C least square fitting is an absolute nightmare

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Shell wars 2.0

reroll because its boring

Reelling

An android app called "pizza time" for use as a timer when a pizza's in an oven.

You put the pizza in the oven and set whatever time is needed. When the timer is around 1:30 from finishing, the pizza song from spiderman 2 the game starts playing (link: youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y )
The song gets more and more hectic as the finish approaches.

When the time is up, Tobey Maguire's face pops up on the screen and repeats "pizza time" over and over until you silence him
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I'm looking forward to seeing your app on f-droid

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>roll 666
>get ascii to hex
Wat, someone assign me some fuck you tier, i deserve it.

Im done with the printf call, time to do 79 then

If you really needa project I have something for you. I'm a programming noob, so I don't really know how I would go about creating somethig like this, but I assume it's possible.

Something like i3-msg but for openbox.

Openbox uses a file called rc.xml to execute what it calls "Actions". An action can be anything from moving a window to running a command to opening a menu. You can map those actions to the keyboard or the mouse, but there is no way to run them from the command line or a script.
I'd like a small command line program that would take an .xml file of an "action" as input amd make openbox run that action, in the same way it runs an action from rc.xml when a keybinding is triggered.
If you don't wanna do it OP,I would appreciate input from anyone on how I would go about doing such a thing.

Idk how to program someone either

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This is why I never get past the basics when I start learning a programming language. Even if I knew the language better than anyone, what would I do with it? So I lose motivation and get nowhere.

youre trying it the wrong way around, you find a project youre interested in and then find the best suited language for that task

Bro be calm i don't even know to program shit. The closest thing i know to programming are console commands in games.
That's it, make a mobile game

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>"Out userbase just won't stop plummeting."

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Roll for tonight's boredom killer

>Since we made this app, our profits have gone down more than a $5 hooker.

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program a girlfriend

idk why I'm even rolling I've never actually do it

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Rolling though I will probably not do it.

I don't know how to program somebody please help me

Have mercy

Let's see what I should do.

No

But those tings have already been done

But those things have already been done

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Why not

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now lets do it roll!

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Probably never gonna do whatever I get but what the hell.

just rollin

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may kek bless me with something easy for Rust