girl walks into your apartment

Is that cum?

*sigh*
yadda yadda take of the plastic yadda yadda scratches yadda yadda red marker yadda yadda make my own but cheaper yadda yadda good goy /thread

>bringing grills to your apartment
beta AF

you fuck bitches at their place so you can leave when you're done with them

are you cum? .... am I ...

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Anybody regardless of race or gender would prob be interested in it

Man it's proving hard for me not to fall for this bait...

Take the fucking plastic off you fucking autist!

>ROUTED.com
>#1 in network pentesting

Why would you even have that at home?
Isn't it meant for offices where you have hundreds of devices sharing the same network?

Lmao if you think this prosumer gamer trash is used in businesses.

>he doesn't gave hundreds of devices at home

> girl walks into your apartment
> sees this
> its already too late

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the den of a cannibal

I think it's a legitimate office router re-branded for gaymers who think more expensive = more better.

Ok nigger legit question
Why the fuck do you need so many monitors?

Why, I don't want to scratch it. Know how much it cost?

To role play the movie swordfish

as she should. you don't really need that kind of coverage for a shitty 500 sq ft flat.

at least take it off the fucking antennae

>Issue boot up sequence
>Router hops up, flips over, and scampers out the door after her, taser firing.

You don't know what a router is if you think that is a router.

newfag

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Why? Literally why? There are routers made by the same company with the same features and specs that cost a hundred bucks less and don't look like some eXXtreem gaymurr drone.

That room looks supremely comfy

1. No. Gamer trash.
2. Routers that handle hundreds of devices are becoming very common in homes because of the whole "smart home" thing. When every light bulb and random gadget needs its own IP.

>all this just to post on Jow Forums

Minus the weeb shit, that is peak comfy design and style

But why would you need one besides taking cool pictures

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Look around you, user. Cool pictures are the most valuable commodity in the modern age.

Holy kek I laughted at this more than I should have

sysadmin is based

> girl walks into your apartment
> sees this
> already fucking

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they indicate the power level

My girlfriend (female) says that room looks awesome. She's a weeb though.

>I chuckle to myself
>'Oh no you don't.'
>Engage the router's attack mode
>It flips over and begins chasing her on its spider leg antennae

Why are you using a red Asp Explorer as your router?

dafuq is this headcrab thing.

>Why no, I don't have a healthy sleep schedule. How could you tell?

Based.

>girl walks into your apartment
>sees this
>orgasms instantly
fuck all ""gaming"" shit

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Peel the plastic you mongoloid.

reddit (((prosumer))) shit

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>gayming on wifi
lol

>implying leaving is an option

Nice crab.

This isn't Jow Forums, tourist.

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Gas yourself, Goot apologist

Realistically girls who see that will just ask, whats that? U say router and she goes oh, ok. Then she doesnt care after that.

Are there any updates on sysdamin's room? I wonder how it looks right now.

Unifi is not flexing my friend

Welcome to 4channel, fellow newfag.

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all girls want my D-Link

dang, fucking love battlebots

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>non-retarded girl walks into your apartment
>sees router
>"cool! what does that thing do?"
>"it routes all my network traffic"
>"wow you're so smart"

Women are not hard to work with. Literally just have some kind of personality and decent looks.

based spiderouterbro keeping Catwoman wannabes out of your property.

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underrated

>Tape some candles to the antennas
>Receive blowies on the first date.

>> girl walks into your apartment
>trips over skeletons of local missing children
>gets bludgeoned and hidden in the crawlspace

their access points are ok
the rest is garbage

some of us are not lucky chad cunts like you

What?

>what is that thing user?
>I got tired of having slow wifi so this drowns out all the other networks and makes it fast again

you mean my mom's apartment

good, glad to see thotblock origin is working

Chad could show his waifu pillow and arrest record for child porn and girls will still giggle and call it cute

>Literally just have some kind of personality and decent looks.
but reddit told me that i need to have a golden ratio square jaw and i need to be at least 6'3" and have 1% bodyfat and three PhD degrees in physics, medicine, and aerospace engineering and I need to earn at least 7 figures so that a woman will even look at me and consider me a proper match.
I have no hope, I will die an incel.

>girl walks into a room
>its not a girl
>its me
Comfy

Fucking newfags, dial up or gtfo!

>AMDrone the router

This place is filled with autists like this

>girl

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Dang, the poorfag seethe ITT

We both were. At some point.

I use one of these cases for my router and a simple and cheap TP-Link EAP115 AP that is mounted in a corner in the middle of my apartment.

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>girl walks into bathroom
>looks at the mirror
>mfw she notices the cumbucket

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i haven't seen sysadmin on here in a while, i hope he's ok.

why the fuck would you use a rack case unless you have a rack
and why would you have a rack in your home?
fucking larpers

># crypto key generate ssh
># ip ssh
># no telnet-server
># no web-management

give me your 2080ti astolfo!

Yeah.

If your internet is faster than 200mbps and you're still using a consumer device that has to NAT using fundamentally wrong and insecure shortcut engines you deserve every bit of shit performance you get.
You could fish a 10 year old ASA out of the garbage from a business that's moving and have better performance.

Never heard of a lackrack?

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pro gamer move, if you flip it upside down it looks like a crab

Spoken like a true poorfag. Only poorfag scum spend money like they're retarded. Look at all the people that win the lottery and then end up bankrupt. Same thing, smaller scale when a poorfag gets their first decent job. People that aren't poorfags, however, realize that you don't stay wealthy by spending money. You make informed purchases and never pay more than you have to. You embrace your inner jew and realize that EVERYTHING is a negotiation when you've got money.

>why would you have a rack in your home?
They're actually pretty space-efficient, user.
If all you want is a handful of computers in your house and a basic wireless router is good enough for you, go for it.
On the other hand, let's say you want to run ethernet to multiple rooms, have a backup storage solution, and maybe want to run a few security cameras. You could get a consumer wireless router, add on a desktop switch, desktop NAS, desktop UPS, and POE injector, all coming in different sizes and footprints, with different ventilation requirements, and try to find somewhere to put them all. Or you could stick a small rack in the basement or a closet somewhere and get rackmount versions of everything and fit them all into a neat, self contained little rectangle that you're realistically never going to see unless you're working on it anyways.

Even though I don't know you personally I immediately think less of you as a person

I thought he died in a car crash a few years back, could be wrong though

...

If your internet is faster than 200mbps and you're still using a consumer device that has to NAT using fundamentally wrong and insecure shortcut engines you deserve every bit of shit performance you get.
You could fish a 10 year old ASA out of the garbage from a business that's moving and have better performance.

> girl walks into your apartment
> sees this
> "What's this shit, user, you buy D-Link crap? No Linksys or Netgear? Not even TP-Link? Wow, you are a filthy casual."
> shakes head, and leaves in disgust