Anything IT Crowd & General /comfy/ IT stories
The IT Crowd General
Xavier Cox
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Joshua Ortiz
Indians are pretty good at programming, contrary to antifa tranny and altright goon codemonkey lies.
Blake Allen
Go to your designated street, ranjeet
Jack Collins
Show us come good quotes faggots
Oliver Martinez
I was at a strip club watching some women
rotating their tits and smacking old bald guys in the face with them
Suddenly all the lights went out and everything stopped. The management asked if anyone knew about computers and so I ended up fixing their computers. My payment was free drinks all night and the girls gave me free blowjobs when I needed them
Best night ever 3 blowjobs
Jackson Adams
seems worth it
Ryder Martin
did you see the ludicrous display last night?
Jonathan Martin
what was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?
Andrew Fisher
i was going to eat you :3
John Bailey
Ayden Gomez
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Jaxson Robinson
thing about Arsenal's they're always trying to walk it in
Ethan Peterson
no thanks, it is not for me.
Nolan Reed
Jow Forums relates to this
Xavier Reed
shut up nerd
Jayden Campbell
Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?
Jackson Gray
Roy: "Moss, we have a huge problem!"
Moss: "One second, just let me put on my slightly larger glasses."
He puts on his glasses
"Okay, hit me."
Roy: "Someone's computer broke and they've tried turning it off and on again and it is definitely plugged in!"
Moss: "What?"
Drops mug
Roy: "What are you doing?!"
Moss: "Oh don't worry, that's why I always make two cups of tea."
He grabs his other mug
"Anyway, what were we talking about?"
"About the fact that someone's computer broke and they've tried turning it off and on again and it is definitely plugged in."
Moss: "What?"
Drops mug
Roy: "What do we do?!"
Moss: "Quick, call Sings 0118 999 881 999 119 725... 3!"
James Wilson
>0118 999 881 999 119 725... 3
only true fans know this by heart xD
William Martinez
>BAZINGA
>*laugh track*
Cameron Stewart
Similar thing happened to a dude I know from Atlanta. His payment was drinks only though.
Eli Watson
Does it count as boomer humor?
Ayden Parker
The button for the internet
Colton Flores
Did you try to dial this number on android? It's a nice easter egg, I giggled first time I saw it
Angel Thomas
Father Ted, IT Crowd and Black Book are pure comedy gold.
Cameron Hall
Juan Foster
Are you me
Camden Allen
>Roy: "Moss, what's that you got there?"
>Moss: "Well I'm glad you asked Roy! This is Arch Linux, the Linux distribution for those of us with a little extra...brainpower."
>Roy: "Oh right...right...so you're not using Ubuntu anymore then?"
>Moss: "Ubuntu is out! Arch is in. Watch this, with pacman all my packages are easily maintained and simple to install or remove."
>Roy: "Pacman? Like the yellow Pacman?"
>Moss: "No Roy it's a bloody package manager! Oh look I'll show you."
>*Moss types sudo pacman -Syu into the terminal window*
>*Upon running the command the screen goes black*
>Moss: "Oh no it's ruined the Nvidia drivers again! I knew I should have gone with AMD!"
>Roy: "Well uh while you deal with that I think I'll go make a cuppa."
>Moss: "No Roy come back! ...Roy it's the ultimate distribution!"
Jack Roberts
>Anything IT Crowd
>"have you turned it off and one again?"
>*laughtrack dot wav*
Thomas Collins
cringe
Nolan Jones
is this a boomer thread
Sebastian Garcia
just tried this, i was hoping it would do more
Samuel Wood
I didn't find that show that funny, much prefered Silicon Valley.
Jaxon Butler
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Joshua Cook
onions stories general?
why are so many in tech so cucked, such high rates of tranny mental illness, and ugly incels (acknowledged or otherwise)?
>tfw "tech bros" are literally just normies that have technical skills and can function like regular people (which is heads and shoulders higher than most autists in the industry)
Daniel Walker
It's totally millennial