/csg/ - Chinese Shopping General: Last 18 hours of sale edition

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

Showing off items? Post a pic, a 1 or 2 line review AND THE GODDAMN LINK!

New to /csg/? READ THE WIKI: wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/chink_shit_general

>PROPER NEWS:
* FUCK YANWEN
* OP is not a fag * user is happy with their new rod case * user finally buys a gf * Trump hates /csg/ * user fixes is 3DS * Stylish USB C hub * user is a homosexual * Uncle Joe's backpack * user wants to build a PC case with extrusions * user is still waiting for his gf * user chinks himself and buys 256 MB SD cards * Sabbat E23 have a crazy narrow stem * Cat toys * "Lockpicks" are actually key extractors * user buys cables and a friend OLD THREAD

Attached: 1566193724716.jpg (1024x768, 590K)

Other urls found in this thread:

aliexpress.com/item/4000118338968.html
m.aliexpress.com/item/32856135965.html?pid=808_0000_0101&spm=a2g0n.search-amp.list.32856135965&aff_trace_key=&aff_platform=msite&m_page_id=9206amp-P7gAxsadgAi8lmzQq5OFFg1567173037285
aliexpress.com/item/32856135965.html
sale.aliexpress.com/es/__mobile/PUsh_50_5_m.htm
campaign.aliexpress.com/wow/gf/ApWm4E8Mfo
campaign.aliexpress.com/wow/gf/k9G952EnrH
sellercentral.amazon.com/forums/t/its-official-no-more-cheap-shipping-for-chinese-sellers/493043
8ball.co.uk/products/funny-t-shirt-science-for-idiots
aliexpress.com/item/32600217090.html?spm=a2g0o.productlist.0.0.77256c49G0s2zT&algo_pvid=9a4b73b9-debe-4662-89f1-3254186c2368&algo_expid=9a4b73b9-debe-4662-89f1-3254186c2368-1&btsid=626b2996-41d5-4b4b-9480-1e713d2f648f&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4,searchweb201603_55
aliexpress.com/item/32879773109.html
aliexpress.com/item/4000041053854.html
aliexpress.com/item/32925579890.html
aliexpress.com/item/4000028435180.html
aliexpress.com/item/32811385511.html
aliexpress.com/item/32849801421.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

It always feels sketchy to post 1st in a new thread.

But; any USB Bluetooth adapters I could use? It's for Arduino development and for a mouse+keyboard. I'm afraid of self-installing viruses or Chinese botnet, but I live in a place that sells chinksh*t with 10 times markup and brand stuff at prices that'd let me buy a new motherboard with Bluetooth and WiFi integrated.

redpill me on Mpow

it's fixed?

I bought the Mpow flame 2 bluetooth earphones and I'm liking them.

Any good chink store with some nice mech keycaps?

Attached: hwtijfjzxhj31.jpg (1887x2046, 612K)

Would the chinks be able to print this on a mousepad or tshirt?

Attached: http___cdn.cnn.com_cnnnext_dam_assets_130603134534-vault-1989-tiananmen-square-man-vs-tank-00004819[ (727x409, 17K)

>USB Bluetooth adapters for Arduino development
wat
I'd say take any one with many orders, good reviews below 2 or 3 bucks

anyone got one of those mijia sport shoes ? the 3rd edition seems fine. safe to order ?
aliexpress.com/item/4000118338968.html

are we back now?
*ahem*
based op
fuck hiroshimoot
and fuck yanwen

just received a ukranian sts-5 geiger-muller and need to build some shit with an arduino to test if it works properly (at least the ambient counts, since i dont think i have anything radioactive close to me [maybe i can go get a banana?]). will post something about it later in the day

What did he mean by this?

Attached: 1546244780959.png (367x78, 6K)

>chinese shopping
wat

>buy kingshark
>box says dogfish
The sea animals don't match, have I just gotten chinked?
Now to put this into my y510p and see if it's indeed 240Gb.

Attached: 20190830_140750-01.jpg (2623x2386, 1.51M)

Is there a way to tell what date an item was put on sale?

I use a bluetooth board for connectivity.

Majority of them seem to be some sort of speakrs or headphones adapters not ones that'd support hid or file transfer. I sort of guess that based on descriptions and the fact that even for arduino bluetooth with hid costs way more than simply "bluetooth" module.

I'm fearful of viruses snuck in a secret flash memory inside. Some chinese devices and even cables are proven to do that.

Do you really need an arduino to check it out? Just connect it to a scope if you have one or a speaker if you don't.

Yup, already chinked. Didn't bring a screw to hold it in place. Fuck.

Attached: 20190830_143645-01.jpg (1503x2776, 1.31M)

try it and post results pls

no i dont, but i dont fell like counting 60 or so clicks manually over the course of a couple of minutes
dont worry, its jus ta couple of parts, one of which is a cheap random high voltage "power supply" (555 based step up converter) i have around here somewhere

Are these calculators legit? Seems way too low for a graphing calculator...
m.aliexpress.com/item/32856135965.html?pid=808_0000_0101&spm=a2g0n.search-amp.list.32856135965&aff_trace_key=&aff_platform=msite&m_page_id=9206amp-P7gAxsadgAi8lmzQq5OFFg1567173037285
>inb4 phoneposting

hello lads
looking to buy a backpack for uni, something casual that will be on the ground a lot. Any suggestions

Is jerseyanon here? I wanna see
more of the things he bought.

AliPrice or PriceArchive.

>phoneposting
At least clean your link up so it's not a filthy mobile link.
aliexpress.com/item/32856135965.html

$2 off of $15 sale.aliexpress.com/es/__mobile/PUsh_50_5_m.htm
$3 off of $20 campaign.aliexpress.com/wow/gf/ApWm4E8Mfo
$5 off of $35 campaign.aliexpress.com/wow/gf/k9G952EnrH

So you all heard of the postal service stopping letting Chinese ship for free on USA?

I wonder if that will increase shipping costs everywhere.

absolutely based

Attached: 1546332603821.gif (480x270, 1.44M)

They don't know the laws of the buyer's country so better safe than sorry.

Did you buy an m.2 ssd to put into a msata port...

Disallow autorun in Windows or just use Linux.

A flash memory is easy to notice because the system has to mount the filesystem for it to be usable. A secret keyboard driver is scarier because you can't do anything about it.

Link
sellercentral.amazon.com/forums/t/its-official-no-more-cheap-shipping-for-chinese-sellers/493043

Fuck, I already ordered.

OP is a fag it's chink shit

wow that looks terrible, and yes you bought the wrong device
you can potentially salvage this with a m.2 ssd to usb converter and use it as a pen drive. kingshark rarely makes ssd with dram controller plus qcl memory means that constant use will create a very discartable ssd

Yup, looks like user double-chinked himself

why? of all the things DRUMPHY can go after he targets the chinks? he completely ignores the sudaca scum pouring through the border shitting up our towns. he completely ignores the crumbling infrastructure in the Us and the shit education system. nope, instead he targets chink shit. that'll surely show America what a great leader he is!!! im not voting for that fag again.

i ordered an expensive item on ali and 3 out of 5 days to ship already passed and it still wasn't shipped
what happens if the time limit runs out?

can you combine all of them if you buy for $40

nope

China is a global power on the road to dethrone USA. South America isn't.

Not wrong for the slot, y510p takes a m2 2242 but I have no fixing screw.

Attached: 20190830_154918-01.jpg (1790x1718, 843K)

Fuck you, nobody made a new thread for 12 hours, at least there's news. You make the next thread if you think it's chink shit

>dethrone
What throne do burgers think they sit on?

you get your money back automatically

fuck South America, id reckon sending entire hordes of illiterate criminal rapists that both drive down the rate of pay while raising the cost of living is worse then our chink overlords stealing tech from Apple and putting it into thier next huawei phone. China is the future anyways this post modern globohomo bullshit will only last so long in the west before it all comes crumbling down.

I got timed out every time I tried to post

Fuck right off back to Jow Forums. This is chink shit general, not racist idiocy general

>trump caring more about his corporate buddies than about America
Oh my, who could have known?

suck my dick nigga!@

Attached: lewd_leopard.webm (976x550, 2.73M)

the truth isnt racist, observe the world objectively.
also the fact im brown means i cant possibly be racist you can kindly suck my dick

>im brown means i cant possibly be racist
lol

Attached: 1538333748218.gif (311x223, 643K)

Cheap (disposable) tablet which can run Minecraft?

Three boys (7, 7, 9yo) broke their 8th tablet last week.

I am looking at Teclast, any other good brand?

Is it too fedora?

Attached: Screenshot_20190830_183212.jpg (1080x1831, 227K)

The very definition.
My mate game me this
8ball.co.uk/products/funny-t-shirt-science-for-idiots
I'll never wear it

Friends, the sale ends soon and you haven't purchased nearly enough items.
Why are you doing this to yourselves? Passing on these great deals is absolutely insane and you should be committed for that.
I want everyone here to order something for at least $50 before the sale ends. You can thank me rather.

>Is it too fedora?
I don't know, but it could be a nice shirt for sleep and stay at home, but not for go outside since majority of people is religious and would probably get "bad looks" or even get beaten or even worse, get killed.

what should I buy? I bought that led lit loupe that another user recommended (came today it is awesome). any other low cost essentials?

TS100, mini lathe, desktop cnc, 3d printer, arduinos, co2 laser cutter
so many options

*grasps rod*
OwO oookay lolol Wow that feels good.

*squeezes* UwU mmmm oookay!!

haha, cool stuff but I was thinking more like 10-20 bucks. might grab some soldering tips though so thanks for the reminder

That's M2 2242 you retarded zoomer.
*40 ThinkPads have these as well.

Fucking poorfag, kys.

>DOGFISH TECHNOLOGY

Attached: think.jpg (154x154, 22K)

Teach them to be fucking careful.

Guess I'll try, worst case I only lose $10

ok you got me. looks like i'll have to buy that cnc machine then.

This. If I broke my tablet as a kid I would have to be without. Maybe next Christmas I would receive a new. Of course, back then, it would have been a Gameboy or something similar. If you just give new things why should they care if they break it?

stop enabling them and be a PARENT you sorry excuse for a human. No more tablets, punt them outside and learn to play in the woods.

Are there any good chink electric clippers?

Whoops yeah you said y510 not y500 (which has msata)

why is this 20$ aliexpress.com/item/32600217090.html?spm=a2g0o.productlist.0.0.77256c49G0s2zT&algo_pvid=9a4b73b9-debe-4662-89f1-3254186c2368&algo_expid=9a4b73b9-debe-4662-89f1-3254186c2368-1&btsid=626b2996-41d5-4b4b-9480-1e713d2f648f&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4,searchweb201603_55 when beaglebones are usually 80$+

Send the no-no chink words and see what it happens.

南京没有被强奸

I meant the full copy pasta

Stay awesome

Attached: serpentza.jpg (704x460, 151K)

APOLOGIZE

Attached: Capture.png (684x380, 12K)

I wouldn't be surprised if the capacity is real, got a chingchong brand M2 2242 SSD on my T440p and it werks great.

not mine kids

>Chinese Shopping General
No, it's Chink Shit General.

Good gift ideas for the missus?

a giant satania sticker

aliexpress.com/item/32879773109.html

cheers

aliexpress.com/item/4000041053854.html
aliexpress.com/item/32925579890.html
aliexpress.com/item/4000028435180.html
aliexpress.com/item/32811385511.html
aliexpress.com/item/32849801421.html

Then don't give them a tablet

Why are the chinks recommending me this?

Attached: Screenshot_20190829-142211_AliExpress.png (1080x1920, 856K)

fucking disgusting

They know you need to finish la primaria, bro

Well, yeah. But that's beside the point.
I meant the fat girl

After trying a range of chifi earphones I can safely say revonext is the best.
Any recs from them other than the qt2 and qt5?

>chinese shopping
Op is a fag

TIN T2
TIN P1
KZ ZS10 PRO (2019)
Takstar Planars

>Are these calculators legit? Seems way too low for a graphing calculator...
Why didn't you just check the reviews?

I think she's kinda hot.

lets see for how long it will last

I'd rather not, enjoy your ssd user

dear customer,

please understand we paid no taxes or patent fee to developer,

thank you for understand, please leave good feedback

Its my firs time ordering chinkshit so it just seems suspicious

there's a new zs10 pro? Review?

Did you got the blue ones? (kz)
If so, can you take a picture, pls