Just landed my first dev job. Thanks for all the help Jow Forums

Just landed my first dev job. Thanks for all the help Jow Forums.
What am I in for?

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Just landed my first X. Thanks for the help Jow Forums
What am I in for?

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> Node JS
Oh, that kind of "dev"...

Congratulations.

I love Node.JS. Never felt like I needed anything more than Express

What about security and robustness?

unfulfilled promises

Is it a paid job or just a shitty internship? I know companies want to phase out PHP and JS from their apps in profit of robust and future-proof technologies.

which languages are future proof?

C, Python, C# and C++.

Adobe ActionScript and Microsoft Silverlight.

microsoft office

>NodeJS
That's cute.

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>tfw you will never have a clumsy php gf (male)

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>being this far in denial

based R

I want to fuck ActionScript!

Go, C++, Python, Rust, C#

Best use typescript brah, Also checkout fastify if you're dealing with webservers.

Man of culture. R's my favorite programming language girl.

only real answer to this question.

learning that git is in fact a beast.

granted node eco system is shit, but it lets people follow along with the "learning as you go" motto. which includes git along with using different editors, understanding how to make requests and do backend.

>What am I in for?
Building and debugging CRUD apps. Enjoy your slow and agonizing walk into hell.

not if you work on a semi big and complex project including more than 5 people. rebasing, squashing and merging conflicts can be daunting as fuck for a beginner, especially if they "ease you in" with some "trivial" refactoring that noone had time to do before and that includes work over multiple files which is usually the case for juniors.

Seems like they’re moving to Rust and Go for web dev, even C# is improving. I would still learn JS though if you don’t know it. It won’t go away for awhile.

Modern functional programming languages and libraries

I personally just use PHPStorm for merge shit. Can't be assed to to it otherwise. Everything else is very easy to do in the command line tho

its probably just me then, but I hate the git shit. Especially the huge ass 8 hour merges.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as "the only real Dev language" is in fact, the Node.JS runtime environment or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Node+JS. Node is not a language unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning JavaScript runtime made useful by the JavaScript core syntax, parser utilities and vital language components comprising a full Dev language as defined by Alan Turing and his great descendant Steve Jobs. Many computer users run a modified version of the Node runtime in their browsers every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of JavaScript which is widely used on servers today is often simply called "Node.JS" and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the JavaScript language, developed by Netscape. There really is a Node, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the Dev language they use. Node is the runtime, the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the JavaScript commands that you run. The runtime is an essential part of a Dev language, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete Dev language. Node is used in combination with the JavaScript programming language: the whole system is basically JavaScript with Node added, or Node.JS. This so-called "only real Dev language" is really just a distribution of JavaScript.

based

based should be a bannable word

Based and V8pilled

8 hour merges??? wtf are you doing?

How big is the codebase?

Kotlin and Swift