All Linux distros except 5 have to die. Which 5 would you pick?

I mean, if you want to be overly anal and focus on the "uses Linux kernel" bit, sure but come on, fundamentally it's a completely different piece of software.

RedHat
CentOS
Slackware
Gentoo
Debian

Android
Arch
openSUSE
Mint
TinyCoreLinux

nixos
guixsd
gentoo
crux
slackware

binary fags can suck my dick

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imagine not including RHEL or Debian
enjoy no more Linux

Gentoo
Arch
FreeBSD
CentOS
Debian

it's not sperg shit youre just retarded

TempleOS
TempleOS
TempleOS
TempleOS
TempleOS
not even a Linux distro

Fedora
Debian
Arch Linux
Xubuntu
Puppy Linux

Mint Xfce
Mint Mate
Mint Cinnamon
Ubuntu
Debian

Arch
Debian
Solus
Clear Linux
CentOS/RHEL

just install ubuntu software on debian. keeping both is duplicated effort

devuan
Artix
void
gentoo
openbsd
i know open bsd is not linux but its on the image so i guess he wants us to pick from bsds too and delete all other bsd we dont pick

I wouldnt call android a distro,its too different.

Arch
Gentoo
Redhat
POP OS
Debian

desktop environments don't count as distros. why would you even bother with Mint and Ubuntu? just use Debian

Devuan
Gentoo
CentOS/RHEL
Slackware
Void

Mint is an easier to use Ubuntu, which is a much easier to use Debian.

ok brainlet

Ubuntu
Fedora
Debian
Arch
openSuse

the rest are useless

t. elitist autist

Kill them all (including BSD) and save the world from the UN*X scourge.

15 rupees have been deposited into your account.

I just tried raw xfce and it's glitchy af, but just werk in mint. Apparently it matters.

Kubuntu
Openwrt
Kali
Raspbian
And maybe mint

Knoppix
Trisquel
Void Linux
Mint
Lubuntu if it counts. If not, gentoo.

Because debian is made by trannies, you can tell because they changed the logo with that pride shit. I don't associate with jews.

Furthermore they keep using gnome only which is crap while Ubuntu/mint has many flavours.

Slackware and 4 others that don’t use systemD

Debian has no default DE.
And if you really care about not associating with jews, you better stop GNU.

stop using GNU*

fedora
ubuntu
debian
centOS
opensuse

the rest are trash that don't contribute anything to development
android isn't a distro it just uses the linux kernel

Debian or Devuan
Void
Arch because autists
Ubuntu because normies
Slackware?

this is the correct answer

opensuse
fedora
debian
Rhel/CentOS
NixOS/Nix
Everything else is a fucking toy and shouldn't be considered.

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Arch Linux
Gentoo
openSUSE
Debian
Manjaro

PCLinuxOS for newbies
Slackware for seasoned Unixers
Devuan because it's similar to Debian - but better
OpenBSD because it's BSD
antiX for older computers

Fuck systemd.

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>BSD = LINUX
???

Debian and uh... well I guess that's it.

Okay real answer:
Debian since it's the universal distro for any device you have, be it a laptop, a server, a phone, a calculator, a microwave oven, a doorbell or anything. It's the distro that people start porting to their weird device.
Arch for people who really want Arch instead. A little friendly competition keeps the innovations coming.
Gentoo for people who need use flags for their situation.
Ubuntu for people who want a preinstalled OOTB distro. Maybe for phones and tablets as well, I would like it more than Android.
...and I can't think of anything else, except this guy mentioning OpenWrt so I guess that one could be my last pick. I don't even use it personally but I get it.

Debian
OpenSUSE
Arch/Parabola
Gentoo
Slackware

I think that represents all the important distros. As long as Nix and Guix still exist having just these would be fine.

Windows should be killed as well.

OpenSUSE Tumbleweed
OpenSUSE Leap
Gentoo
Funtoo
Slackware

this, keep the base distros, toss the rest

You sound like someone who either never used Linux or last used it 10 years ago.

CentOS
Debian
Slack
Alpine
This line is intentionally left blank.

then what should we fucking use?
AmigaOS?

It's a JavaScript vm that doesn't have bash tools

OK cool.

>All these Jow Forums tards saying Debian.

Every distro that disrespects the GNU system by calling itself "$something Linux" must go.

>Arch
>All redhat ones
>Suse
>Gentooooo

Arch
Debian
Alpine
Gentoo
OpenWRT

Debian
Mx-Linux
Devuan
Puppy
Arch

But Microsoft is also driven by bastards nowadays. Apple is just highly overpriced shit and Google is a botnet cloud-only deffendant.

Between all the options, Linux is not that bad, there are some good distros still.

Arch
Fedora
Opensuse
Debian

ubuntu
kubuntu
opensuse
xubuntu
everything else is bad so i guess i'll pick mandriva since it's dead

windows xp
windows 7
windows 8
windows 10
android 5.

fedora
centos
opensus
gentoo
lfs

Debian
Xubuntu
Android - it is important for Linux to be in mobile realm
Trisquel
Tails

Debian
Debian
Debian
Debian
Debian
The rest can die.

debian
mint
archlinux
zorinOS
gentoo

I'd kill all the linux distros, if I could
openBSD is the way forward, just not as many people make software for it
there would be a lot less shitware involved that way and we could all migrate from the legacy and bloat

but if I had to choose some linux distros, I suppose there are a few types:

stable/workstation type things, I guess despite a lot of what redhat does me not agreeing with I'd choose
>fedora
server OS, stable packages which won't change, high uptime and LTS stuff
>centOS, maybe debian stable
and then it's nice to have a rolling release thing for ricers or whatever
>void
and then you have those "future of package management distros" that I don't really know much about, but I think they're cool and it would be nice if these were more common
>nix, guix

Arch
Debian
Parabola
Gentoo
Guix

It's just Linux. Shut up.

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>K I L L T H E M A L L

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Why put Ubuntu in.the list? The amazon thing wasn't nice and the currect telemetry thing isn't nice either. Sure we need a beginner distro, but ubuntu?

LFS
LFS
LFS
LFS
OSX

He loves linux now.

LFS isn't a distro, brainlets.

Debian Stable, Debian Testing, Debian Sid, Arch, Gentoo

Debian
Arch
Gentoo
Fedora
Slackware

Why would you kill the mall?

My five Guix profiles.

slackware
debian
tails
ubuntu
centos

Debian old old stable
Debian old stable
Debian stable
Debian testing
Debian unstable

AntiX
Debian
KNOPPIX
Fedora (for balancing the world)
Gentoo

Redpill me on antix, what are its superpowers?

>FreeBSD
>linux distro
What?

openSUSE
Debian
Gentoo
Slackware
CentOS/RHEL

FreeBSD and Puppy LInux
the only important operating systems in that image OP

Everything outside of RHEL/CentOS and Arch is garbage in my experience. Ubuntu comes really close to making the Debian/Apt ecosystem tolerable, but the non-LTS branch is unusably buggy at all times and the LTS branch is a poor man's compromise between a server distro and a proper desktop.

>except 5 have to die
More like 2.

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>tails
Good to see another mention Tails.

>javascript

first three obviously have to be Debian, Gentoo, and Arch

Don't really give a shit about anything else, I guess OpenSuse and Slackware

Void
Alpine
Gentoo
Debian
OpenWRT

Is devuan usable?

>no bash

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i'll be honest, if gentoo had the AUR, i'd just pick gentoo instead of gentoo and arch
the AUR is really /the/ reason to use arch

>javascript
>"bash tools"

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Ubuntu
Fedora
Manjaro
Gentoo
Void

>Jow Forums tards
>Debian
Debian is for lesbians