*To operate vehicle in full speed and capacity, the user must download Segway-Ninebot app to activate the vehicle...

> *To operate vehicle in full speed and capacity, the user must download Segway-Ninebot app to activate the vehicle, install latest updates and complete safety instructions & first-time user tutorial. (Available on Apple iOS & Android devices)

So it won't go as far as it can unless you let it tell its masters what you've been up to.

Is there a brand that doesn't do that?

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Just walk. Or if you’re desperate get an electronic skateboard that you don’t have to leave on the street so people who hate silicon valley for trashing up their city don’t destroy it while you’re getting coffee or whatever.

just get a different brand, nigger. real talk tho, electric scooters are like 500$. I got a $200 one and it broke in 2 months.

remember when "electric scooter" meant a full-sized vehicle you can sit down on instead of a toy scooter with an electric motor haha

Just get your motorcycle license and ride a scooter.
It'll last you far longer and nobody will want to trash it.

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>scooter as a service
just buy your own

Just get one of the high end chink scooters. They could go over 60mph and are literally suicide machines.

this one looks pimp

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Or look into buying a brompton bike. Expensive AF but you can always keep it on you. They have a battery powered version too.

>you can always keep it on you
>The actual weight of a Brompton bike depends on the model and configuration, but ranges from 9 - 12.5 kg
Seems really portable...

Or ride an actual motorcycle and avoid looking like a teenager/boomer/fag.

>could have gotten cool shit
>instead we got motorized scooters for children

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>imagine

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> buy your own

still won't work without Internet to its max capacity

you can't truly own one

just build one, these are ridiculously simple to put together.

Or just build or buy an electric bike of your own.

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You will get trashed on by every other road users be them biker, car driver, or truck driver

>go through mud
>pants are now poopy
nah man, that's some gnu/linux shit

mfw all these plebs

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What are you up to anyway?
You look like the devious kind. Perhaps not being able to run on full speed is best.

>fixie bike
Still less faggie than an e-whatever.

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>caring what you look like
I'd ride a fucking ostrich if it was most convenient.

>>Jow Forums

>being so insecure about what you use for transportation
I bet you use a mac.

That would be bad ass though.

Built one from a 29er hardtail, absolutely fantastic. It'll cruise comfortably at 30 on the roads and it's still tons of fun offroad, with just about 2hp to play with.

>in 2019 a childs scooter requires an app
back in my day they just slapped this bad boy on it and called it a day.

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Fuke bikes, they're about as aerodynamic as a 125 year old car. Worst piece of tech still in common use.

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you need to shave your legs, wear spandex, get a swoosh helmet, and flip your handlebars upside down. Then proceed to block a lane of traffic by refusing to ride on the sidewalk and instead do 25 in a 45 zone in the middle of the road while wearing a "share the road" tshirt.

>imagine...a C5 with a modern motor and battery
People have to have done this.
>by refusing to ride on the sidewalk
Riding a bike on the sidewalk is illegal in many cities. Same with the scooters.

>this will end well

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"""scooter"""

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LOL the thumb make it looks like it is from WWI/II.

or maybe a regular one and get some exercise?

Its pseudo-retro style. So that makes sense.

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