What is the best easiest Distro for an elderly boomer? I am tired of removing malware

What is the best easiest Distro for an elderly boomer? I am tired of removing malware.

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Probably Ubuntu or Manjaro

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reminder that there's no way she can wipe

Mint Xfce

Kubuntu or Ubuntu Mate. They resemble Windows in a way that you don’t actually have to learn anything to use them. Don’t neglect updating your system and you’ll be fine.

People like me do it for her

Even better

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picture the fragrance

never change Jow Forums
never change

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linux mint
it's specifically designed for tech illiterate boomers that only use their computer to do web browsing and never tinker with their dir files

Linux Mint Cinnamon

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13 dollars for fucking GEL
get the fuck outta here

Definetly Linux Mint with Cinnamon

Her ass is almost bigger than her entire torso

Stfu Paulie

Pop_OS!

>I know women with biggers ass.

>HERP DERP *posts porn*
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP

Fight degeneracy!

>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP

Every time some kike pervert posts porn to attract attention to their shit thread, all true white Christians must /b/and together and BRRAAPP it up! THUS IS SIN AND PERVERSION DEFEATED!

imagine being this triggered by a picture of a female ass

xubuntu

I've got my 82 year old dad on Linux Mint Cinnamon & he does fine.

Nah you're just a sic pervert who deserves to be shot.

>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>poop os

Dios mio el prostituta americana

This. Normie wife and kids can use it without sperging out.

top kek you fag, take a chill pill

>"Okay, son, after I get this we're going to get your chicken tenders!"
>"Then when we get home, mommy is going to show you how to please a woman."
:)

epic

Do you know how perspective works in photography?

You could try
or Ubuntu.

Also, that ass god damn

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elementaryOS, my grandma uses it and it works fine for her

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Fedora. Because it's linked the richest and most successful Distro of all time, Red Hat Linux! The same company that created the ThinkPad now owns Red Hat. A $34 Billion dollar company. Of which no other distro has even came close to. Fedora has a $34 Billion company designing it! What does your distro have other than false sense of security and dumpy arm chair devs? Fedora has a multibillion dollar dev army that totally uses the dumpy arm chair devs work and fixes it!

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Go to microcenter and pick up one of the Linux Magazines with the linux install disk attached to it.
Doesn't matter which one, POP OS!, Ubuntu, Mint, etc, its all linux.

Install Linux via CD.

Wa-la.

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>Doesn't know how easy it is to replace cd with malware infected linux cd and reseal!

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That's why you take the 3rd one in from the top, but not the 1st or last in the stack

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Linux Mint. Cinnamon is the most polished one, Xfce/Mate if you want something more lightweight.

Ahemmmm...

Jokes on you! The low paid employ is redoing all those mags with malware infected Linux CD's. It's part of their ploy 99% of the employs working this angle will act like they don't know shit about linux!

"Ahh yes, quite pungent my dear"

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it's funny because pretending to enjoy farts is funny

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imagine the anal and vaginal smells

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Brap posting is to call the OP out for posting a bait image, not because farts are funny.

i actually enjoy when my gf braps

Wimmin. They just reach between their legs. There's no cock and balls in the way.
If you weren't an incel, you might know that by now.

What about the thunder thighs?

Ubuntu Mate with a skin that has bright colors and huge UI elements. Works every time.

Oh my, this is Stella, I remember we met at the College Linux, she's maybe Arabbix but she liked my Fedora, and I got mesmerized by her PrueOS, Pearl linux body, she's Cool Linux but not that SmartOS tho, So I took her to my 64 Studio, I GParted her buttcheeks, she was totally WHAX'd! Then I Opensuse her, and shove my fatdog64 deepin her and ArchBang her, she was totally Elastic, the sensation is EndlessOS and we BedRock it! And when I was about to cream PiBang Linux her WOMP, The SharkOS song starts on her RemixOS collection, Woow, that is totally a Red Flag for me, so it's time for Plan-B and let all my Liquid Lemur Linux all over her TinyMe body.

Incel is the most moronic meme slur to hit humanity in the past year.

Brap posters are literal reddit cancer. Fucking disgusting

just imagine

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I think incels coined the term for themselves. The fact that people think its a slur might be a reason for some self reflection.

brap posters are literally 12

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IKR, just use your mouths.

Braps are the thinking man's fetish.

yes

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Zorin Lite

None, they deserve nothing nice.
Install windows vista on it with no anti-virus.
Let them suffer in their easily escapable hell.

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Xubuntu.

AH FUCK, I'M FUCKINNN COOMIN, FUUUCK.

But then she's pulling poop into her vagina.

Whats the name of this SLUT?

Unironically Solus Linux
Fuck off Kevin
Ubuntu, mint, Debian, Manjaro, antergos and a hundred others are also acceptable

>linux mint
I concur.
Also that butt is glorious.

I wonder if I might get rich introducing bidets to the United States.

Chromeos

Nah us americans like the shit lubing between our cheeks

Go with FreeBSD, or Gentoo. I've used Gentoo for the past few years but have migrated to Guix just recently

>I am tired of removing malware
Install Unchecky.
Problem solved.
In fact too well - I was being called out to a client with exceptionally large tits on a fortnightly basis, now I hardly ever see her and her impressive J cups.

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post the pasta pls

For me it's zoomer and Boomer shit

kek

ahem, read the Durexions

t. zboomer

Maximum kekage

Manjaro by far

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>in the past year
Where have you been? I've been hearing it since 2012 in red pill circles, and in normie world only shortly thereafter.

>all this linux mint suggestions
enjoy your backdoor and OS maintained by amateurs
ann sebandeya

Anything can be made to be boomer friendly, just up the scaling of text and widgets etc to something higher than 1:1. Make a big shortcut on the desktop for his Email, Facebook, and Browser. Don't give him admin privileges and remotely update it for him if you can (easier on Lunix). Distro doesn't really matter so much because the luser probably won't be touching the OS much, mostly just interacting through the email program or browser.

>?
Huh?

Why do you think this?

Bidet seats are slowly gaining popularity.

>backdoor
An "elderly boomer" that has used winblows their entire computing life literally doesn't care.
Also a boomer would freely give their information and personal details and money to the government because they were the original bootlickers.

PLEASE TELL ME YOU OBLIVIOUS FUCKS DON'T SMEAR SHIT WITH PAPER AROUND YOUR ASS.

CLEAN YOUR ASS WITH SOAP AND WATER AFTER DEFECATING. USE YOUR SINK OR SHOWER IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BIDET.

WHEN YOU SIT IN PUBLIC, THOSE SHIT MOLECULES SPREAD ONTO THE SEATS AS YOU PERSPIRE. I HAVE TO BRING PAPER TOWELS WITH ME TO SIT ON BECAUSE I KNOW MOST IN THE US WALK AROUND WITH SHIT SEMI DRIED AND CAKED IN THEIR ASSES, WAITING TO MELT WITH SWEAT ON EVERYTHING I MAY TOUCH.

What the fuck is this shit

unironically ChromeOS

>have to go
>run to public toilet
>ripperoni all over the stall
>no bidet
>keep pants around ankles as I try to trigger the hands-free faucet with my ballsack
>someone walks in and immediately turns around to leave
Feels good man.

What is this, a smellescope?

Or just use a water bottle and dump a bit of it onto a wad of tp

PSH, i bet you don't even have a deep anal douche after each bowel movement. If you don't, you are LITERALLY carrying around human shit INSIDE of you.

Can you imagine anything more DISGUSTING.

>wiping with water is the same as a jet of water destroying waste until I can get home and shower
Unless you carry around a water bottle with soap you might as well just dip your hanky in the toilet water and rub all over your ass.
Or carry some wipes since you seem like the kinda person to wear cargos.

based /lit/izen

I got my grandmother Ubuntu after she fell for a browser "you got a virus" scam. she told all her friends at church and now i shit you not im getting help requests from people over there.

>i bet you don't even have a deep anal douche after each bowel movement
kek