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So what are you guys expecting?
Blake Collins
Cooper White
>alright here's the next lineup for fall tv shows, because we're a tech company, and tech companies make tv shows as part of their cooperation in psyops against the public
Asher Richardson
New iOS features like Dark Mode, new phones, new watch, maybe a new Apple TV, maybe a Tile competitor.
Angel Ortiz
Some stupid refresh + price increase of some product. Announcements of random bullshit nobody cares about like what mentioned. All of it under the theme of "fearless innovation" that Apple like to jerk off to.
James Watson
>new iphone announced, everyone (not) shocked
>maybe a refresh of some hardware
>tv shows where they'll indoctrinate middle america into silicon valley and hollywood leftism, lots of gay/trans characters/storylines, straight white guys always the villain , etc
>some gay initiative (likely literally an initiative to encourage homosexuality, but it could also be some gay "Green" thing)
>worse design unless Ive's fingerprints are still on the new version of iOS
Easton Carter
it takes three years for a product to come to market in the tech industry, meaning it'll be another year before you see compromises to Ives ideas, and the year after that to see departures, a year after that it will have no trace of his planning
Samuel Brown
Airpower
Caleb Scott
More expensive garbage?
Ryan Gutierrez
Brandon Torres
>by innovation only
>buy i only
Nah Steve's been dead a while ya'll had your moments.
Logan Peterson
Everything we'll see in the upcoming year from the Android camp.
Asher Garcia
Something can only be related to 1 thing.
David Cook
In the 80s, rainbows were a common visual theme for tech products.
Jaxson Rivera
Do you really gotta post the same thread three times?
Grayson Richardson
I know it's beyond optimistic but damn, this thing could be the game changer for the iPad Pro.
Cooper Bailey
Steve Jobs comes back from the dead and executes Tim apple on stage, and Steve jobs bends over and starts rifling through Tim's corpse, showing that he was an android all along with the new iPhone as his heart.
Chase Walker
>all the unironic bourgeoise from the 60s and 70s had made it into management positions by the 80s
wow, color me shocked
Brayden Gonzalez
iDilate
Austin King
Looks like the tranny flag
Ian Edwards
What innovation has apple created in the last decade? Marketing aside, ofc
Ryan Foster
A computer that disguises itself as a trashcan.
Daniel Rodriguez
Fine, I'll further qualify the question: what innovation, that's also an improvement for the consumer (Fuck your profit margins and stockholders), has apple created in the last decade?
Brandon Roberts
A computer that doubles as a doorstop.
Jaxon Howard
You may be reading too much into it. Color graphics == advanced tech.
Jackson Cooper
This apple logo is something else.
Owen Smith
Apple Pencil is the best pen for an affordable graphic tablet that isn't gimped as fuck. They also helped to push wireless audio.
Brandon Lewis
Wireless audio is garbage. BT is insecure garbage that shouldn't be encouraged.
I don't have an opinion on the pencil, I don't do graphic stuff.
Gabriel White
>insecure
So, can people spy on what I'm listening to? Can they inject screamers into my audio? How difficult is this?
Tyler Powell
>A computer that singles as a doorstop.
Fix'd.
Jordan Scott
Even my innovation professor trashes on apple because they didnt do shit the last decade
Camden Sanchez
New 16-inch macbook, comes in rainbow colors.
Aaron Gray
steve jobs' hologram is going to cum on stage
Luke Ward
I except yet another iPhone with no innovation whatsoever, and it will be at least $100 more expensive than the last one, since Apple has to make up what they're losing in China.
Samuel Morales
new ipad
Jonathan Powell
arm version of macos?
Michael Roberts
Have sex poorfag
Ayden Ortiz
have sex with the opposite sex, macfag
Jaxon Cox
Probably a 3000$ MacBook with thinner bezels.
But this might also come later this year.
Ayden Collins
Pretty much this, but hyped to shit. And the requisite "this is the best iPhone ever..." spiel. Honestly, they innovate so little even when they do bring a redesign to market, but this year is obviously a second S year, which is why even the fanboy sites are saying it's a snooze and everyone should wait.
Levi Myers
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