Do you share your passwords with your wife/gf?

Do you share your passwords with your wife/gf?

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she wouldn't be able to type it anyway.

do you have an amputee fetish?

My partner is 46 years older than me and wouldn't completely know how.

no and you shouldn't. i doubt your friends intended their private communications with you to be addressed to you AND whoever you happened to be dating/married to at the time.

of course that doesn't stop a lot of people from giving their SO free access to their accounts. i personally think it's kind of disrespectful towards your other contacts.

Apart from Netflix and the apartment code, no.

Only if I get to see hers and install parental control software on her phone.

>do you have an amputee fetish?
no, i am brain surgeon hobbyist.

it's actually written in my native language and she wouldn't know how to write the special smybols or even remember the words because they look like random gibberish to the non-speakers.

>they look like random gibberish to the non-speakers.
f... fuckin jew

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1-4 is just basic relationship stuff, which really doesnt need to be said, 5 is controlling bitch tier. if a girl cant trust you enough to let you have some semblance of privacy you need to gtfo.

>óéščťřń

here's what you guys all came here for

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Whore.

this is your modern day woman

turkroach detected

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I don't have a girlfriend nor a wife, so I don't have that problem.

>where abouts
So I can install GPS tracking software on my wife's phone as long as I install it on mine?

>phone
I can check her phone as long as she can check mine?

>passwords
I get a list of her passwords as long as she gets mine?

>not letting someone be a controlling paranoid bitch automatically means they are unfit for love
Petty really is a good description of them. What a jackass.

I don't have one. But I wouldn't mind sharing that stuff with each other if she wanted if I did I don't think.

Honestly this. I'm not especially hiding anything, but I doubt my online friends are wanting to talk to 'me and also my wife'.

A famous person whos only famous for being famous is a glower?

Color me surprized

only faggots say "my partner"

No - for the same reason I don't share them with my kids, the cat, or the bacteria that live under the toilet seat.

>hide his phone, passwords, whereabouts, etc
So this was where the slippery slope was heading.

I’d probably share some way of reconstructing my master password just in case I unexpectedly die.

>same person
>WRIST ICICLE, RIDE DICK BICYCLE

Ackshually Nicki Minaj is famous for being a rapper

Yes I let her know my password for Jow Forums and cock.li

> has gf / wife
> on Jow Forums

Pick one.

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>the utter inability to comprehend that not everybody is as repellent as me: the post
Is this the power of autism?

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nice facebook meme my fellow boomer

>it's not stalking or abusive behaviour when women are stalkers
>Do you share your passwords with your wife/gf?
no. that's fucking retarded and is nothing more than stalking. people that do this should just kill themselves.

This is actually my favourite that I found in the Fakebook mines recently.

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Have you considered suicide lately?
Please answer the knock at your door.

t. married 20 odd yrs, couple of kids, been here since /new/ days

No, because I have a life.
P.S. Front door is wide open at the moment (I live in a nice area), nobody need knock.

I live with my gf

Macron is that you?

You fucked your grandma?

Ridiculous question, I am an Incel.

this but unironically

based

all women are whores, as they should be

Right? I feel like the original poster knows #5 is batshit crazy so had to pad her post with common sense stuff before saying it. It's funny when people know their view is outlandish and crazy but still stick to it.

Yup and i know hers

amerimutt detected, ř is more or less only used in czech.

How do I get a thicc gf

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at least make the photoshop believable

Take a normal gf and stuff more food in her mouth than cock (an easy mistake to make).

absolutely NOT. If she can't accept that you're 2 separate people with their own lives/groups then end it. If you're a slave to your SO in this way, you're a whipped bitch

same

Some people like me come here to shitpost about being actually gay and very happily monogamous
Y'all snowflakes get so mad it's funny

I don't have any social media so my only password that matters is the password to my PC, so if you really want to access my 1 terabyte porn partition, be my guest, I suppose

good lord no. my wife is an idiot when it comes to technology. if i gave her my phone for five minutes it would end up factory reset, and probably on fire

So I presume you use macOS?

I'm a red blooded Linux user like yourself

Though I will admit the ecosystem is tempting
Not multiple thousands of dollars tempting

I thought you said you were a fag, not a tranny.

Oh I'm sorry did I offend you

Yeah, when you called me a Linux user

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>My partner
Literal gay nigger from outer space right here

Why the fuck do I care what some nobody on twitter has to say? fuck off

i don't, but then again I don't really love her

Post age grandpa

>sharing passwords with anyone, ever.
That's a big "yikes" from me.

I don't even share my passwords with myself

Explain

Confirmed for never having been in a relationship. Individuals who enter a relationship die and become some hideous abomination that only does couple things like brunching and buying new furniture. Whatever life, hobbies and personalities existed before are erased in the creation of the "we" that is the couple.

what he said

first thing you get taught, don't share that shit

There is very little chance of her being able to memorize it and I'm certainly not going to write it down for here. One is ~20 characters for stuff I log into regularly that I don't care too much about, and the other is ~50 characters for stuff I do care about. She's told me her's, though.

>Do you share your passwords with your wife/gf?
LOL dont be fucking stupid, she shares hers with me
I dont share mine with her

>Ackshually Nicki Minaj is famous for having a fat ass
FTFY

Never, obviously. And not just because it's nasty controlling bitch behavior to want to know it and a huge red flag to ask for it, but because I don't want my secrets to harm her (or anyone, for that matter). So not only I keep my passwords private from her, but I make a point of not knowing her passwords and prompting her to improve her security posture.

My CotB and board members do share their passwords with me, though, and it's a terrible burden I get paid pretty well for.

disgusting baboon

How is it tempting?

I don't like, go out of my way to share them but I don't hide them if she needs them for something either. We're married. if she wants to ruin my life she doesn't need a password.

How strong was it? Did you explain to her the dangers of a weak password

47

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Tell us some of those secrets user

"It just works"
Being virtually seamless moving between your phone and pc
And apple is marketing themselves as the privacy brand

Kys faggot

Yes, I type my passwords with my hand.

>seamless moving between your phone and pc(mac)
I don't really see this, even just moving music to an ishit is a massive pain

Bank account, vidya accounts and similar irrelevant shit? Obviously. Access to my computing devices? Ahahaha, no. We respect each others privacy.

>t.

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>bank account
>irrelevant
>porn collection
>this is where I draw the line

My money: irrelevant
My computer: My porn, cringe fanfics, and discord where I'm trying to cheat on her with some gamer girl thot... must protect at all costs. Not even vaguely suspicious looking.

Is the discord chick hot? Post pics?

Can related except I just use 32 digit passwords and am not German but dutch.

What is she's supposed to do with my 700€/month neetbucks when she earns 200k a year?

My cringe fanfics are my business though. Porn is backed up in the cloud and in the irrelevant category, and I offered to share it but she still sees it as some sort of weird curiosity and doesn't get the appeal either way. YOUR LOSS BITCH.

>Not even vaguely suspicious looking
Who gives a flying fuck about how it looks? You either trust your partner or don't. If you constantly worry about gamer girls and tinder guys "stealing" them away, you might as well roll solo.

I don't have an SO but that sounds awfully controlling.

I don't share my pc/smartphone with anyone, no exception.

If I told you a business secret of a Russian Fortune 50 member, would you even understand its significance?

*press x to doubt.png*

>need to backup pgp keys
>can't back them up anywhere because it's insecure
HELP

I'm saddened that homely women are essentially a thing of the past, nothing but bitches and whores nowadays.

sex in advertising has ruined everything

love how not being humiliated in social media is a higher priority than not being beat up

This sorta. I agree, but on the other hand, your wife shouldn't really be going on the account without telling you anyways, or snooping around there as if she can't trust you.

I don't share my passwords but when my partners have hidden theirs phones from me it makes me super anxious and worrying. I guess I just don't understand because when I'm messaging someone I don't care if he's reading everything I'm messaging to someone. I do however, feel uncomfortable when a stranger is reading my messages, or a female friend.

Use KeePassX-compatible PM and/or hardware key management solution.

>comply to this list
>ask her to do the same
>OMG YOU DONT TRUST ME?!?!??!
>REMEMBER HOW YOU MAKE ME MAD THAT ONE TIME!?!?!?!
>BEGINS CRYING
>SUBJECT SUCCESSFULLY AVOIDED