Boomers

This is my 65 year old mother's laptop. She asked me to "fix" it because at this point it was starting to chug pretty badly just opening file explorer. Why are old people seemingly incapable of learning how to properly use a computer?

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If your mother is 65 you're probably a 40 yo boomer yourself.

do you finally understand the value of curated app stores and verified boot?

They didn't grow up with it and are incapable of understanding it on an abstract level.
Don't worry, you'll be just like them when you're old.
The kids will be flying circles around you with their neural link headsets and you still have to manually do gay shit like "visualize" commands you copied down from a notebook just to open the web browser and search google.

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Share n00dz
or themgoats yelling as humans video

>Goats Yelling Like Humans
lol you grandma is funny

I honestly really want an answer to this question too. Like you literally just have to read what the buttons say.

>sees button that says "Power" on it
>hurrr durrr wHaT dOeS tHiS dO????

>Why are old people seemingly incapable of learning how to properly use a computer?
Why are you seemingly incapable of learning how to press the "Prnt Scrn" key?
>curated app stores
They're called "repositories", retard. Repositories are good if you can choose which one to use, like in all GNU/Linux distros. Microsoft's ""App"" Store, on the other hand, is a censorship-friendly tyrant that ought to be killed.
>verified boot
I do not see value in jails, which is how restricted boot is often configured. If verified boot is implemented as intended (you sign the OS yourself with your own keys), then there's nothing wrong with it.

Not even that bad for someone who doesn't understand computers. I remember running malwarbytes on a zoomer's computer once and it came up with about 1,600 items identified.

Who is Shelley?
Is that you, Shelley?

I see your mom is a Mormon with that family search indexing application

My mom is 67 and I'm 31.

All her browsers are fucked and unusable right now.

So you have Down's syndrome then, I take it?

But you wrote that she's 65. Are you larping?

No, my mother is 71 and I'm 29 wtf are you talking about?

Jesus, just spare that poor woman and install GNU/Linux on her computer.
At the very least just fucking reinstall Windows or something.

No, I am autistic though.

>curated app stores

that has the same malware and steals your data
Actual problem is windows. It is shit that only admin/nerd/poweruser can safely use. Get used to it.

>install GNU/Linux on her computer
She's already spent years trying to learn how to use Windows and this is as far as she's gotten, I think Linux is completely beyond her scope.
>just fucking reinstall Windows or something.
Can't even do that since she has a lot of important family history stuff on this computer and I don't know if she knows how to get it all on flash drives.

Why can't they? Modern computers with gui were born after them. They literally witnessed the time when PC were basic as shit and how they gradually complexified over time. If anything they should have a better understanding of them than younger generations.

just give her an ipad or something

>Actual problem is windows
Her Android phone is almost just as bad. The problem is boomers who are too trusting of advertisements and giant "DOWNLOAD" buttons.

sorry but your mother may be retarded or has dementia, my mom is 66 and has no problems with her laptop, she never installs useless stuff and won't click on suspicious links.

>She's already spent years trying to learn how to use Windows and this is as far as she's gotten
There are thousands of tutorials online on how to make [insert your favorite DE here] look like Windows, set that up for her and she won't notice the difference.
>Linux
Sorry for interjecting, but it's GNU/Linux.
>and I don't know if she knows how to get it all on flash drives.
Can't you drive to her home and help her? How did you even take the photo on the OP?

Just install an ad-blocker on all of their devices then.

my mom is 64 and I'm 24

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And then when websites whine about "ADBLOCK DETECTED" they won't know what to do! You can't win..

Because they have better things to do.

Sorry, I thought she's 25 and looking for a hot tinder date for the night.

Retard, the person you replied to clearly isn't OP. Low IQs don't belong on this board.

Woah, we got a four digit iq here! See my my post at .

i dunno but you're fault for setting her up with wangblows, especially extra-confusing wangblows 10

Linux or Chromebook is the only answer

>downloads virus ridden keygen for shitty gayme or photoshit
>blames it on some banner on a website

not fucking retarded at all

In my experience the biggest problem is that they're impatient/slow. So impatient they won't even fucking read what's on the screen in front of them. No matter how many times you explain it to them, they will not look at an url or folder path. They will fill their desktop with icons just like they fill up their homes with boxes of useless shit that they're too lazy to sort and organize.

my mom is 60 and I'm also 24

do you ever think about her impending death given her age? I do a lot... feels bad man...

Because it's harder to learn new things as we get older. You don't have the same learning capabilities you had when you were a kid even if you try to deny it.

I almost spat my milk

Dude, she has at least 20 years more to live

Im 65 and my mom is 40.

That's my dad in a nutshell. Genuine boomers who don't understand tech are willfully ignorant. They also choose not to understand other basic things in life. Stupidity because of laziness is not an excuse and boomers (anyone really) should be shamed for it.

she's 65 you fucking retard. just be happy she's even still around and enjoy your time with her. now fix her fucking laptop.

checked

anything can happen man...old people are fickle

That's bullshit. Age only affects appearance, not ability. I remember hearing about a woman in her 80s learning how to program. The issue isn't capabilities.

>Why are old people seemingly incapable of learning how to properly use a computer?

Probably because they gave the best years of their lives dragging up your autistic ass

my mopter is 23 and im a the 45 (((;

Be fucking glad you still got your mom. Be fucking glad people don't know shit about how to fix Tech or whatever - it keeps IT people from being jobless.

IT is over saturated as it is now.

I thought it was just my area. It seems for a basic job they want every CompTIA cert, plus a bachelors degree. I'm going to be stuck working in a shitty factory for ever.

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>Why are old people seemingly incapable of learning how to properly use a computer?
They (boomers) grew up in an age where everything was handed to them on a silver platter with a side of conflict in 3rd-world-shithole-they've-never-heard-about.
They don't learn because they don't have the patience to do it

70 and 24 for me

funny thing is my father who is in his late 60's is good with computers. but he was a army computer operator in the late 60's and was involved with the Nike-Hercules missile Defense program.

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this is why Huawei locks the bootloader

>back railing from kevin
Hot.

Also Boomers are full desktop file people. I have no clue why they can't organize but it drives me insane.

your father killed people vicariously, how can you look that demon in the eye?

Don't post any pictures like this again, you big baka. You don't know how easy it is to dox someone just from the several bits of information you provided, and the idiots here are bored enough to do it.

Don't just blame old people, women in general are stupid when it comes to using a computer. I remember cleaning out my sisters laptop years back, it had over 1200 threats on it.

genuinely based

That is not a small number! That is a very big number!

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>be boomer
>literally invent computers
>literally invent the microprocessor
>despite inventing the shit they don't know how to use it
Really makes you think.

Install a Chome OS clone if you're so scared that she won't know how to use it.

I live near some of those, I'm in Northwest Indiana maybe a few blocks from one of the sites. They turned the control compound into the local parks department, but the launch site is still just a big concrete pad.
I think a lot of the ones that go around Chicago are still there as well, in various states of decay.

NIKE program was anti missile/anti aircraft defensive during the early to mid Cold War, nobody died from anything other than liquid fuel induced cancer and asbestos exposure.

I wish I could shake his father's hand.

Are there any that don't contain propietary (nonfree) software?

It's not about how to use a computer, it's about the lack of online common sense and they get scammed by every intrusive ads and "you have 10000 viruses, install this virus remover" they encounter online.

Flint OS, can run on ARM x64, and x86. Has access to google play and android apps

My grandmother who's in her late 80s was able to use XFCE without any problems. Just make huge desktop icons for the few things they use the computer for and it's natural to them

>Has access to google play
Then it contains propietary malware. Does the kernel also have bolbs?

>bolbs
*blobs

>Oh "Malware"bytes found 1600+ spywares and virus in my PC.
I'm pretty sure you are an antivirus user too or some retarded web "security" suite.
GTFO

OP you realise in 5 years time when she gets a computer destroying virus she'll blame you?

>I knew I should have gone to Geekbench, look what you did!

He's right. Just by looking at this, you can determine that OP's mother is Mormon, interested in genealogy, works in food service, knows some guy named Stan Meyers, and likely lives in or near Seattle or has visited Seattle at one point. The folder ONP photos supports that, ONP likely stands for Olympic National Park which is right outside Seattle.

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That explains the autism

Pretty accurate description of my dad. He will just click "yes" or "next" to whatever pops up in front of him. And the funny thing is he grunts and moan while doing it, like his intention when clicking "yes" was to actually reject/skip/deny whatever the window was asking for.
Funnily enough though, a recent study in the UK showed millenials are far more likely to fall victim of online and telephone scams than boomers, so there's probably a lot of young people who are even worse out there.

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Yeah, the few Boomers who weren't consumerist retards did, not the whole generation

my mother is 62 and I am 20, I win bitches...

my mom is 19 and I'm 52
wtf bros...

Go back to eating shit off of your foot Stallman you faggot.

I don't need to use antivirus software of any kind because I'm not a computer illiterate retard. I only use malwarebytes to start cleaning up already thoroughly fucked PC's.

Stan Meyers is a dead guy who made a water powered car in the early 2000's.

Nothing will make me happier than my mother dying. Fuck that disgusting pile of garbage.

I'm 20 and my dad is 72

>using windows
looks like you dont know how to properly use a computer either

linux is easier than windows
you have babby duck syndrome
you suck at computers

>mormon
Also I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed

seething

dont forget to run chkdsk, sfc, and dism.

>Why are old people seemingly incapable of learning how to properly use a computer?
It's not just old people.
Most of the dumb stuff posted on Jow Forums is from high-schoolers.

I've had to clean this level of shit from computers of people who never browsed porn on that computer and couldn't into piracy. Ad networks are terrible and ublock origin is a godsend.

>i dunno but you're fault for setting her up with wangblows, especially extra-confusing wangblows 10
I changed my birds dual boot laptop to display her Win 7 boot optin as "Wangblows - Gay Edition"

I'm 38 years old.

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>curated app stores
repositories? that's more on linux than windows.
>and verified boot
Wouldn't help at all in this situation but I'll give you that sticking to linux repositories would avoid this.

Why do you need to grow up with it in order to understand it? I didn't grow up with smartphones yet I'm using them just fine.

Cognitive decline is real. Tere are plenty of old techies but they learned early. Women that old were trained to be helpless but they'll be dead soon.

>linux is easier than windows
It has always been one of the "virtues" of Windows that it was intended to be unnecessarily difficult to use so that "experts" could easily defend their positions and corresponding high salaries.
The CLI mentality of Linux developed as a response but all it did was to deter normies from using it therefore leavng only lonely Aspies to take up the slack.

My mom is 63 and I'm 28. Feels bad.

He sounds like a chad to me. You sound like a faggot.

Not everyone's a third world darkie whose mother was

THIS THREAD IS VERY DISRESPECTFUL TO OLD FOLK... NOT ALL OF US WERE BORN WITH PHONES IN OUR HANDS.... GOD BLESS.

Oh, please. Zoomers can’t use anything more complicated than an ipad.