A Call to Arms Against Microshaft Astroturfing on This Board

Point 1. This is a GNU / LInux and FOSS-centric board. It always has been. Look at the pinned thread if you have any doubts. Think about why we are called Jow Forumsentoomen if you still have any doubts.

Point 2. Along with a strong presence of fellow freetards here, we have always had a small but dedicated group of those on BSD and other Unix-like or plain Unix OSes (Solaris, OS X and Haiku, for example).

Point 3. As a result - until recently - use of Windows was highly frowned upon on Jow Forums. It is a completely proprietary, telemetry-laden, corporate OS, that has absolutely nothing to do with the world of Unix and Unix-like operating systems, and the company who developed said OS (Microsoft) has a long history of attacking and subverting free and open source software projects.

Point 4. With the exception of Windows, every OS I have mentioned, can and does natively run Unix and Unix-like tools. What you can do on LiGnux, you can do on BSD, you can do on Solaris, you can do on Haiku, you can do on OS X. All support bash and other Unix shells. All support the GNU core utils and so on. A Windows user must rely on virtualization and emulation to utilize these tools (WSL *is* a virtualization layer, BTW).

Point 5. Windows users and Microsoft shills have been inserting themselves into this board under various guises. They create threads bashing on MacFags, under the false premise that Windows is a superior choice to OS X (when the opposite is the true). They create threads attempting to dissuade us from using Unix and Unix-like OSes, promulgating false tropes like "repository slavery", and blatant lies about Windows being more secure and stable than LiGnux and related OSes.

Point 6. Not only should we be shunning these shills, but we should be reminding them at every corner, that Windows is the least free, least configurable, least privacy-respecting, and least resource-efficient OS on the planet, even compared to OS X (which is in actuality, mostly based on FOSS software).

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But it says "Technology" not "GNU / Linux and FOSS-centric board"

No one gives a fuck, just blacklist microsoft posts if you care that much.

Point 7 (final). Windows users need to be pushed in the right direction. They need to understand that this is not a board for advertising proprietary corporate shitware like Windows, and that *any* Unix or Unix-like operating system is an objectively better choice. The dumbest and laziest of Windows users would still be far better off on OS X, while the rest would fare better on the various LiGnux and BSD distributions.

Mashallah, my words are infallible. God willing, we will all live to see the /v/idyots and MicroShills burn to death, along with the shit company they are constantly getting raped by.

>not understanding board culture to this much of a degree
Case in point. Windows shills need to be holocausted immediately.

>Point 1. This is a GNU / LInux and FOSS-centric board. It always has been. Look at the pinned thread if you have any doubts.
What, so because we have a meme image of some fat fuck pinned, the board is GUHNOO/Leenucks and FOSS centric?
Nah, mate. Nah.

"stop liking what I don't like"

How fucking new can one "person" be?

>mmmuh board culture

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All newfaggots from /v/ and dedicated patrons of neowin.net.

windows isnt technology. what technology may exist is shielded by licenses, patents, and user agreements. with a free and open source OS, you have access to its technology

>/v/

Nah dude I'm from Jow Forums we're all newfags. Even moot. You'd know that if you weren't such a newfag you newfag

This.

I agree with you OP, godspeed.

>Point 1.
Don't care.
>Point 2.
Don't care.
>Point 3.
Don't care.
>Point 4.
Don't care.
>Point 5.
Don't care.
>Point 6.
Don't care.

What this post really boils down to is this.
>the latest round of summerfags i memed into install gentoo
>are now getting pissed off and running back to windows
>because they have actual work to do which means windows qed
>and their posts about whats wrong with linux are hurting my widdle freetard feewings

>wall of text whining about muh sekret klub
Windows is shit but I’m not retarded enough to believe Jow Forums is somehow an outlier in GNU/Linux usage
What’s even more hilarious is the actual notion of M$ needing to shill Windows, Windows is only a small part of Microsoft’s revenue, you may have had a point if people where openly shilling Azure or Office but they are not

>i-its all a conspiracy against me!
No wonder you autistic losers hide in your parents' basements for decades.

>God willing, we will all live to see the /v/idyots
>wanting games on Linux to be possible so Linux can actually be adopted/supported is somehow Microshaft gargling.
Jesus, talk about boxing at invisible enemies.

the windows user has been fired from his job because his overnight work failed, because microsoft is more important than he is
it has 'updated'

What this comment really boils down to is this:
>the latest round of summerfags who have no clue about security, privacy, and freedom in the realm of software
>are now flooding this board with microsoft shill-posts
>being helped along by paid shills who literally work for MS
>and they don't like hearing that their operating system is a disgusting, broken, inefficient and insecure mess
>because even macfags run an OS that is objectively better by all metrics
>and the company that produces their beloved shit system is going to be bankrupt by 2024
>so they'll have to either put time and effort into using a better OS
>or cough out a bunch of extra cash to use an apple product because most of them are too fucking stupid to use anything else

>trying to align your fagOS to freedom respecting OSs
Kill yourself street shitter. You should be hanged along with MS shills.

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An army of the Church of Emacs bearing the holy relics of St. Ignucius can never be defeated.

Deus vult brothers. Microshit will be destroyed.

dilate. Windows is has been responsible for the greatest technologies known to man-fucking-kind.

>fweedumb
For GNU, Richard Stallman simply declared every Linux distribution that doesn't explicitly forbid you using proprietary software (by, for example, not
supporting non-free repositories) is 'non-free'. Yes, you literally have to limit users freedom to became a 'free as in freedom' OS. What's worse is
that there are people who are brain-damaged enough to believe this is actually logical, and mindlessly parrot it.
>pajeet
A LOT of people on Jow Forums are very mediocre at their trade, so they're pissed off that outsiders get 'their' jobs by being equally mediocre, but accepting less
pay. This is the bottom line on their 'Pajeet hate' streak.

stallman is like 90% good ideas and 10% retarded ideas. no one is perfect.

Seething microshaft trannies, "ladies" and Jow Forumsentoomen. Watch and learn.

That's not what Stallman says.

There is literally nothing wrong with objecting to being replaced by foreigners who accept less pay for the same or lesser work quality.

Eat shit microshill. Go pull the lever for Hdawg.

>I have no recourse, so I'll just call them Microsoft shills! Maybe that'll work!
Dilate.

It's pure envy.
I don't know why.
Their computers literally came with Windows.
At least 90% of them have Windows on a dual boot or VM.

>ms bankrupt by 2024
Delusional
Fucking Apple has a better chance of being gone than Microsoft under Satya Nadella
MS afaik is also the only tech company with a market cap of 1 trillion

They've been making cope predictions like this since the 20th century - with about the same success rate as the religitards they steal their MOs from.

>microshill
Do these fourth-rate, playground-grade "insults" work - even in your delusional little world?

Would much rather the jobnorms who treat this place as a bizarre mix of Jow Forumslinkedin and Jow Forums fuck off first.

yeah, MS as a cloud services provider is indestructible.

too bad all their software and hardware segments are going to die though.

>jesus will rise and destroy windows by 50 ad
When are you going to stop being wrong?
Seriously freetards, all you have to do is shut your mouths to stop being wrong.

smartphones have been killing PC sales for a while now

>linux is shit
>people point out linux is shit
>REEEEEEEEEE
Here's a point for you: global rule 2.

microsoft is also FOSS

no one's talking about /b/

>100% of the top 500 most powerful computers ever created in the history of mankind run Linux
>people point out linux is shit

>Point 1. This is a GNU / LInux and FOSS-centric board.
Nigga please. It's mostly consumer electronics with /v/ tourists and nazis in-between some Loonix larpers and CumPad poorfags board. Doubt FOSS and Unix users would be a majority even if we count all the phone threads.

>Look at the pinned thread if you have any doubts.
No one reads that shit.

>use of Windows was highly frowned upon on Jow Forums.
And it was usually still the most popular OS in OS threads and similar shit. All the CPU/GPU and gaymer shill threads are full of Winshit users too.

Check your autism, mate.

Something is always "killing Windows". Just some of the things I've seen:
>DOS
>OS/2
>thin clients
>Linux
>legal action against ms
>cloud services
>smartphones
>demographic shifts
>whatever likely sounding ass-pull of the week
You know what they all have in common? They don't kill Windows.

Global rules apply to all boards unless otherwise noted.

>muh TOP500
Checking...
Nope, STILL nobody cares, user.

Actually they kinda have. Most zoomers growing up now probably never touched Windows and the declining desktop/laptop sales suggest that people would rather buy an iPad or a phone than some shit with Windows on it.

I'm a good cook but shit at building

things can be shit for different reasons

HAHAHAHAHA
omg this can't be real.
How do you even care about this mundane shit?
you're telling me you wrote all that?
why?
What is wrong with you?

windows is gonna kill windows

>_____ is shilling!!!

It is just forum wrecking tactics. The side does not matter. What matters is to rip apart proper board discussion.

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That's perfectly fine. Being in tech support, I actually LOVE tablets, since they're unbreakable Facebook terminals.
But all that content comes from somewhere - and it's almost always PCs running Windows.

I kek'd. Depending on your view of the whole 7/8.1/10 argument, you're right.

More often than not, actually a server running Linux. People love streaming shit they rent.

OP, you remind me of those dirty homeless guys who are holding up "THE END IS NIGH" signs.
They do this because they're insane. Are you insane?

Can’t play games on Linux sorry man

This just means PCs as a whole are on the decline and Windows is collateral damage
A shift to something less shit wouldn’t otherwise stop the decline

The problem is, nobody cares, user. Do you really think anybody cares about what web server Facebook uses?
It's like that guy who "muh top500" a bit further up. Nobody cares.
Then in a supreme twist of irony, as Linux gets Tivoised into "nobody cares" niches, you try to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory with GPLv3.
It's like the entirety of FOSS, from their toejam-eating leaders down to mad freetards trying to frame this as a religious debate (like OP) WANT to sabotage themselves.

If Linux actually cared for the idiocy of the end user it would be the most popular OS today
If Linux (and personal computers overall) were invented in the upcoming decade, people that actually care about social impact instead of just making money (like boomers) would have created a complete open platform for the world

Blame boomers for their love for proprietary "solution" and actually feeling proud of wasting insane amounts of money

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>noone cares that the top500 supercomputers run linux
>noone cares that the internet is almost entirely run on linux
>noone cares thatthe majority of tablets and phones run linux

>b.but people care about microsoft cuz reasons

Pretty sure Mac sales are barely suffering, so something less shit would at least slow it down.

Yes.
That reason is "backcompat".

>blaming users for Linux being shit
And this is why it will remain shit.

>noone cares that the internet is almost entirely run on Linux
By force of history. Yet you knock Windows for owning the desktop for the exact same reason.
>noone cares thatthe majority of tablets and phones run linux
By accident, and by throwing away GNU completely.

>backcompat
>needs 16GB RAM and a quad-core just to load the OS
k

What? If anything Im defending the moron behind the screen
The moron doesnt consume Linux because Linux doesnt care about the moron

who said anything about gnu?
i knock windows for being closed-source non-free garbage. if windows suddenly became open-source and free I would have no issue with it

This.
Ask someone with a desktop or laptop what it runs
>"Windows, and "
Ask someone with a tablet or smartphone what it runs
>"Ummm… Samsung... um... no.... er, Android?"
Ask someone with on Fuckbook what it runs
>"What?"

>open sores is the largest issue with Windows
What separates freetards from religious zealots again?

@72577510
Shit bait, 0/10.

Nothing. It's what makes them such a joke.

>I want to have control over the software that runs my computer
wow what an extremist I am

>what makes something garbage is the bundled LICENSE.TXT
Ask me how I know you're a NEET.

the internet, 100% of the top500 supercomputers, and the majority of mobile devices run linux
haha what a joke linux is right guise

And still nobody cares.
Repeating it won't make anyone (important) care, user.

How is Linux being usable relevant when it comes to spastic users who probably didn't contribute to it either way?

>open source and free software are the same thing

>How is Linux being usable relevant
wut

This. It's all about the philosophy with these nut jobs.
Then they wonder why they're mocked at length by the real world.

>desire for understanding everything my computers executes is extremism
>better trust my 4 lazy employee IT department and MS than the constant auditing of hundreds of developers worldwide

I think it's pretty obvious that "someone" is getting paid for these threads to continue. The less technical and more consumerist the better for the owners of internet websites.
Do you think it's a coincidence that if you post an image containing C*c* C*l* or some other brand on r*ddit it goes directly to the frontpage?
They probably have some kind of analytics tools to check """metrics""" for every thread.

MS has it's own linux distro

Nice strawman, dude.

You should have left it at the first line, user.
You completely destroyed any credibility with your meme pseudo-self-censorship.

The crucial part is whether some software helps you doing what you want to do, not how. At least when you're a normal person who wants to do something and not prioritise some philosophy in order to rice a shitposting machine all day.

They don't care. They only want Windows (and MS Office) open sourced so they can fork (read: steal) it.

This.
Proven by the fact that if you sign an NDA, you can pour over the Windows source to your heart's content.
But no - they want to redistribute it to the proletariat. So it's teh ebil.

The censorship is the meme newfren. And I don't give a fuck if you don't believe in a behavior that I see reproduced on a daily basis. I shill my free sofware on reddit and I've been to the frontpage many times (to farm new accounts, not with my product). It's only logical that the same monetization behind the curtains is happening across the web. It's an old thing at this point.

and Linux helps you do what you want while Windows actively prevents you from doing what you want

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>You completely destroyed any credibility with your meme pseudo-self-censorship.
>meme

>The censorship is the meme newfren
>meme

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what's there to steal? MS is practically giving away windows

I want to be able to find a random computer and install an OS on it without paying money and with having the ability to trim out as much bloat as I deem fit
>also, anyone wanting MSOffice
bahh get over yourself that shit is garbage

The source code.
Like all religious doctrine, there is a practical aspect that enriches the ones at the top.
Don't think for a second that any freetard on the ground actually pushing this philosophy is going to reap any benefits.

how much money would it cost me to run windows on all 20 of my computers which currently run Linux?

>im a jobless neet
OK, stick with Linux then.

>opensource bugs typically get patched in days
>proprietary bugs typically take months
yep, sure bro, we never reap the benefit of our software being open source

I'll estimate $0, by using the OEM activation code that's very likely already hard-coded into their firmware.

I guess linux admins, web admins, programmers, and mobile devs are all neets

The normal person today cares about traceability of what they consume you jewish boomer
Sooner than later, be it a socialist or fascist, will demand for everything proprietary to stop being used

Jow Forums is /v/ who just learn to build a pc now.

if you're a college or uni student you can get various versions of windows for free.

bahhhh get a load of this idiot

>im a linux admin or programmer
No, you're a LARPer.

Due to the increase in Jow Forums's popularity (inb4 4channel) in the previous years, Windows users make big portion of posters and provide a lot of income for Hiro. You're unlikely to get rid of them for this very reason.

You make some interesting points and all, and I agree that a few of them might be a part of some bigger plan, but most of them are just fags and trolls, knowing no better or simply trying to make the "freetards" angry. You can find tons of posts here (and on other boards) every day that can be summed up with "my shit's all retarded and you can't stop me (now gimme (You)s)" and it's not just about operating systems, but everything surrounding technology. even fringe things like the political aspects of tech companies.

It's mind-blowing how needy they are, they're reckless in their endeavors, their tempers are short even by Jow Forums standards and their ignorance is no better. They do prove entertaining, making threads that compare GPL to communism and 'Linux is too hard' blogposts that are structured not unlike the post I'm replying to right now, strangely.

The better solution would be to find a hangout for people who are actual tech enthusiasts and not just consumers like the ones this board is bloated with.

can I get 20 copies for free?
also, can I get 20 copies for free pre-emptively for future computers?
also, can I see the source code and modify the software to suit my needs?
thanks in advance

Right, having to use proprietary software will be the last straw when living under fascism.