I recently quit my job as a Sys Admin...

I recently quit my job as a Sys Admin, I've got over 600 active Office 2016 Professional Plus keys what should I do with them?

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Sell them

return to your former employers asset office

How and where? Ebay is too risky.

Why when they were dumb enough to get the support engineers to write down every single key on a word doc as a form of asset management.

>I recently quit my job as a Sys Admin
Don't lie. just say you got fired.

could you please send me one at

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Yikes.
Probably true as well. It's extremely hard to lose a spot as a Sysadmin as you always have the "i know my network best" and "I'm the professional" cards to play whenver it's threatened. My tech illiterate Boss has been sucking my cock for a little over a year now because people can actually just plug in their laptops, plug in their lan cables and it all just works.

Of course its a mess on the backend. I can't remember the last time i removed an account from the AD server after a guy got fired, and i have no idea how the racks are connected to eachother anymore. But i don't even need to. This job is piss easy.

>and i have no idea how the racks are connected to eachother anymore.
It would be wise to discover, if the need ever arises.

if legit gib one to me, I'll post results and prove you're not a faggot
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fuck off nigger I asked him first

who cares
this is obviously a bait thread

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I'm a filthy little whore.

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Give it a go.
I don't trust that domain.

gib
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Check your mail

Yo i've needed office for a while if you haven't dumped all the keys yet can you send me one as well ? [email protected]

Nothing, worthless.

well holy fucking shit
op was not a faggot today ladies and gents.

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sent :)

gibs me dat
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1 pls

OP actually delivered and is not a faggot

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Stop being poor lol

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Gib me one please thanks
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based OP

if you got some spare ones i would need one for school :)
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Holy shit you are a G and a half.
If i were you i'd take some more gibs requests, like 10 or so, and then dump the remaining keys into some skiddy forum. Do not rest until all 600 keys are gone.

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thanks OP

dead key OP :(

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Got any server keys?

reported to microsoft for stolen keys

>I don't trust that domain.
I'm not going to give my actual email, that's why I posted a temporary mail account
now give me the key nigga I need it so I dont use freetard office everyday

I hope OP delivers

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OP gib on to me ples [email protected]

I feel bad about doing this but am enough of a whore to go through with it, so

plz sir do the needful of send to [email protected] email account (seriously though, if you can that would be amazing, thank you)

>DADDY MICROSOFT CHECK OUT THREAD THEY GIVING OUT FREE KEYS!
>Where, dear customer ?
> THERE ARE EMAILS IN THREAD
>I'm sorry, but...

Shit bait man.

Not OP. I will teach you how to activate it for free. Why? Because I'm bored

What a legend [email protected] thx

Just verify so I can send to other losers ITT as well.

>begging OP for keys when you can just KMS that bitch yourself
Why? The shit he got is probably limited by time either way.

I know how to use KMS... a legit version would be way nicer to have.

we're limited by time too so it doesn't matter

it's legit af tho

this isn't facebook mate

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Wow I would appreciate if you could give me one too! [email protected]

hi

KMS works in a legitimate way, yes. But its MO is commonly known and can be spotted from a mile away. One shit coworker or costudent to report you and you get shit on. KMS is only good for private use.

Meanwhile a legit key like this, when all 600 keys are gone, will be way too much of a hassle to investigate. They'll just get microsoft to cancel the licenses, issue new ones and we'll switch back to KMS. Until then, we can enjoy the normie botnet experience.

pls gib me one :) [email protected]

gib me one plz [email protected]

The corporate keys have a few decades less than us ... unless you got some deadly disease already.

>One shit coworker or costudent to report you
Why would you let these access to your computer?

>They'll just get microsoft to cancel the licenses, issue new ones and we'll switch back to KMS.
Sounds like such a stupid hassle, mate.

Looks like OP is a faggot afterall.

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subscribed everyone here to gay porn
enjoy

kinguin, faggot.

Can I have one?
Would like to get off O365.

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Alts made in seconds.
The damn gays better do their worst.

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You bitch you might have toggle unsubbed me

OP are you still willing to gibb one free key? i might suck you dick through the Internet

it's a throwaway account but still waiting for it to arrive, user

If you have left you can send one to [email protected]

you'd be doing me a favor

ITT: A Microsoft employee giver promotional licenses to get people into using their products.

If true, you would might sending me one OP?
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>using cock.li as a throwaway account instead of making his main

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>[email protected]
If this isn't a throwaway email, user...

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Who doesn't use one here?

Normalfags.

Will OP deliver? Enough of being a retard.
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Please send 1 my way.

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Thank you.

Please send one

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OP here, you're onto something lol. Just to let the rest of you know, I've stopped giving away keys man.

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At least send it to those who requested prior.

the key you sent me was dead tho

you fucking gook!

I rectified that already.

Why the fuck do you retarded faggots need a key for MS products when there is KMS?

Friends?
or forums, there's always somewhere

Thank you, again.
What's your game plan for the remaining keys then? I already posted my idea.

based, thanks OP

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Gently send one to [email protected] and I would be very thankful.

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Op said he's not sending out any more unfortunately. If he shares what he'll do with the rest you might be able to snag one.

No idea. Email me the idea

Ah that's unfortunate.

please send one: [email protected]
Thank you...

OP is still a faggot.

ah if you change your mind fella i'd appreciate one too. if not then oh well. [email protected]

did

Please send me one I'm broke AF [email protected]

It might have landed in your spam because it has epstein in the subject.

Suddenly your idea sounds awesome

Rude.

How is a compliment rude, you fucking faggot.

The way you phrased it made it sound like you already saw it and just didn't like it so you didn't reply. I'm sorry.

OP, gib
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OP poorfag here... can I has license pls? [email protected]

I'd appreciate it if you give me one

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Please send me some:
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Please send me one OP, I'm broke and uni won't provide us with Office :(
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Gib please

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