Buy new iPhone

>Buy new iPhone
>Poo particles are under the glass of the screen
What the fuck bros?

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iToddlers BTFO

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Did China get too expensive for Apple or something? Is it the Tariffs?

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More tariffs are required. Fuck globocorp and all its arms.

Return it and get a new one. What are you? 7? Need mommy or daddy to get it done?

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>$4/day
This is why there's no good jobs in the US.

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POO

Not trying to dismiss filthy indians but there's poo particles everywhere. You can't even use shopping trolleys because of dirty people.

the fuck is a shopping trolley

Here you go, Mr Burger: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shopping_cart

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man I'm happy you fags are gone and burning soon

Would be funny if it had words that bongs actually use. Second rate burger humor as usual. Bongs are better as always.

>$4/day
Tell me, are you going to do it for $4/day? Last time I checked you can't run a lemonade stand here without paying your employees $15/hour

>Applel moves production of new iPhones out of China, reducing the U.S./China trade deficit
Just as based leader Trump envisioned. Make India Great Again.

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>>Buy new iPhone
found your problem

this

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You realize Apple could comfortably produce on US soil at US working conditions? Wouldn't even flinch. Based on the number of devices they sell and the insane margins they get away with, aswell as the pile of cash they keep acumulating in some tax haven, producing in the US is absolutely possible.
Also
>safe from tariffs
>more US workers means more US purchasing power
>made in USA as marketing reason

Patriots don't buy iPhones since they're mostly boomers and edgy children/manchildren so that marketing doesn't work.
You'd have to pay 2-3.5x the wages.
And profit>safety from tariffs

Say you were a slave owner in 1840, making a decent profit by having workers you only pay in room and board.
Meanwhile, the patriot Johnny Peckerwood has a cabin over the hill and wishes he could pick cotton for a decent wage. He comes to your porch, cap in hand, and asks you to stop making so much money and be nice to him instead. How many ways would you tell him to fuck off and be completely useless somewhere else? Would you throw your cigar stub at him? I certainly would.

>Johnny Peckerwood still has no income
>Johnny Peckerwood can't afford products made from the cotton you try to sell
>cotton market is oversaturated, because everyone is 2smart to hire free citizens and thus no one can afford cotton products
>now you sit on a pile of cotton and are surrounded by hungry feral slaves
The dumbest thing you can do with money is to let sit instead of investing it.
Instead
>employ Johnny for a livable wage
>Johnny marries and has children
>now instead of him buying no cotton products, because he can't afford them, he's buying for himself, his wife, his children.
Playing the long game may not be as rewarding immediately, but it's the more sustainable model.