Confess

confess

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i once put my penis against the cpu fan because i was bored

I cum in apple product boxes. They’re starting to get full.

i learned rust and i like it

I unironically hope to one day meet my very own programming trap bf.

I dont write any tests for my code

I left civil engineering for cs so I could spend more time with computer & play games.

I enjoy writing assembly

i promote the use of C# even though I secretly dislike it

I dropped a laptop at work and didn't tell anyone. I hope I'm not around when it's discovered and that nobody saw/remembers it. I'm fairly new too.

I quit my first startup job I got through nepotism because of impostor syndrome. Now I've been unemployed for almost a year...

I want to get an iPad 2018 because Android Tablets fucking suck balls in comparison to Fapple's.

lmao snap out of it faggot

I bought an SGI O2 five years ago and never even got around to installing an OS

>Tablets
>2018+1
Lol

i think im a better programmer than my collegues because i use vim

I'm a windows user and I hate linux. I've never used linux.

I want to switch from development to being enormous rich.

I have one year left before i become a wizard

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>never used Linux
>hates linux
Ok

i have an MacBook

So you're a C# programmer then?

which one though? some are based most are shit

I exclusively use a macbook pro (2015) and am an avid google/android fanboy

I don’t understand how my pc works software wise at all, I just put it together

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The only languages i know are scratch and javascript

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Don't we all?

>get paid for 8hrs/day
>at best work 2hrs/day
The only issue is attendance. What the fuck am i supposed to do? Read tech outlet sites all day?

cry me a river tranny janny kike

I once watched lucky star during class in college and it exposed my power level

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learn shit so you can get a better job

I dropped out of Engineering school due to financial reasons. I never bothered to learn to code despite taking a C++ course and acing it compared to my other courses. I prefer to use GNU/Linux with a desktop environment over some window manager. I still haven't built my own desktop despite being on Jow Forums for several years now but that's mainly because I never bothered to invest in one. My main desktop just werks. Also fuck gaming.

Macbook pro, bebeh

As a manager, i make really difficult questions on interviews and make the candidates try to solve it on the whiteboard.
It's funny the kind of answers I get

My first python code wasn't even "hello world"

i bought a miku figure instead of my waifu

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I fantasize endlessly about sucking cock.

I was asked out by a qt3.14 azn but I turned her down because she is aa CS major like me and I don't want to compete against my GF.

not exclusively, no

things that didn't happen and if it did she sucked cock for the grade

>she
>her
anons....

I make purchasing decisions based on the opinions of Jow Forums

me too but i dont regret it

I've submitted code to FreeBSD, but I don't actually use it as main OS. I just run it in a vm under macOS

Virgin detected
>it can't happen to me so it will never happen to anyone else
She was a she. But on that note, this semester I sit next to a trap

what figure?

pic or it didn't happen

pics plz