Hey Jow Forums

Hey Jow Forums

My new GF is going to stay in my place for a few days.

I'll be out for work. I told her that she can use my pc if needed.

How can I keep "weird stuff" on my PC out of sight? Without simply using passwords and shit?

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put it on an external hard drive and take it with you

I usually keep all important files on a series of flashdrives, never used it to store your teras of "weird stuff", but the principle is the same. external file system is your bitch.

My hard drive is worse than a hoarders house. That will be hard.

I'm just hoping to hide folders and hope she never tries to find things

And I'm just sad I'll need to delete my browsing history and bookmarks.

lol what a cuck

Dual boot your machine and then set the default boot to the clean OS

wtf is that huge bump right below that beasts hand?

Good idea

>storing porn on your hard drive
>20fucking19
what do you think you won't have a connection to the internet but will simultaneously have electricity to run your computer?

hoarding porn is total cumbrain behavior.

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All she'll want is a web browser so it will work perfectly.

Looks like a hernia

>trips


I too never understood this behavior. It is almost worse than paying for pron

Dot files and directories. Normies won't check for those.

Export your bookmarks. Save them on Micro-SD. Hide microSD.

Second user account without read permissions.

Put it in /bin. If you dont have gentoo, install gentoo

How can I do this on windows without making her feel like I'm hiding something?

>And I'm just sad I'll need to delete my browsing history and bookmarks.
Put a chrome portable on a USB drive

Set the directories that you don't want her seeing to hidden.... make sure to turn off see hidden directories. I doubt she's computer literate at all.

I mean, if you have to hide things you most surely
A) dont have a girlfriend or
B) you are lying to your gf about a lot of stuff

Put a porn folder somewhat hidden (named homework or something obvious like that) for her to find, with normie stuff, or stuff you don't think she'll be offended by. When she finds it she'll think she got what she wanted and probably won't think much more about it.

>will simultaneously have electricity to run your computer?

s o l a r p a n e l s

I download gifs and webms of the best stuff I find. It comes in *handy* when i have no internet.
I also have a PH account where i save the really good shit.
Im honestly interested in how my tastes change over the years.