Why do all programmers like pizza so much? Is there something about code that makes you constantly crave pizza?

Why do all programmers like pizza so much? Is there something about code that makes you constantly crave pizza?

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cheese is a vice

everyone likes pizza because its delicious

pizza has good curves

It tastes good but i don't think i would eat it while working on something. Good way to get your keyboard disgusting.

Who doesn't like pizza?

Everyone likes pizza faggot

programmers like estradiol

The amounts to about 2% the total bodyweight and yet despite this it consumes about 20% of the body's total energy, this spiking to about 45% when doing some highly-intensive work like thinking very abstractly such as mathematics or software architecture/design or even coding

It’s finger food, like nuggies and burgers, but with less crumbs and sauce stains. Easy to order, easy to eat. Perfect for a shut in programmer

>this spiking to about 45% when doing some highly-intensive work like thinking very abstractly such as mathematics or software architecture/design or even coding
why would someone lie on the internet

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Jesus this picture is so creepy. They look like evil androids or something, like they're about to cut you up and harvest your organs.

Programming induces mental stress if you're working under pressure, which reduces inhibition, which leads to pizzas.

It can vary but it's always monolithic in the choice of food lol. Everyone at my office seems to order burritos.

They've all got that Ginni Rometty look

moar

-It contains all the healthy ingredients (meat, veg, carb, etc.)
-Easy to eat while sitting and programming
-Doesn't make a mess while eating.
-Mostly cheaper than other food, unless you cook.
The list goes on

>Hungry
>Haven't showered in four days.
>Wearing pajama pants and a robe
>Just bring the food to me
I'll order pizza.

Biggest arguments at my office are between Moe's or Blue Coast; however, Giordano's is a must for every trip to Ignite.

the lips on the one on the right

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I ate a stromboli for lunch today.

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>Doesn't make a mess while eating.

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weed

Coders like junk food because it makes their miserable lives tolerable.

itt: you will argue about anything

This is the FBI

put your dick up! I mean drop your dick!

I mean... fucking shit...

I thought it was a dairy product

this
pizza is objectively the best food

Culture of infantilism inherent to tech bois.

everyone likes pizza!

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cope
anything you eat infront of a computer makes you fat.....ingrain this in your head

Fat people like cheese

I eat every single meal infront of my computer

It is, untill you hit the middle age and you've become morbidly obese

Keto Pizza

ever had a chocolate pizza?
I have never tasted anything more disgusting.