I got so drunk that I pissed on my MacBook Pro thinking it was the toilet...

I got so drunk that I pissed on my MacBook Pro thinking it was the toilet. My girlfriend said it was saturated in my piss and piss was seeping through the closed lid onto the keyboard and speakers. After a good wipe, it is still running normal and the speakers and keyboard are fine, it just smells a little funny

Attached: 1505294376791.jpg (3000x1803, 743K)

>larping this hard on an anime forum

Yikes

Well you didn't piss in the wrong place at least.

>drinking alcohol
Degenerate nigger

MACTODDLERS BTFO

Attached: 1567406055029.gif (540x540, 279K)

I literally have to work for 3 months to afford anything with an i infront of it.

pissing on things

Attached: pp,550x550.jpg (550x503, 39K)

>After a good wipe, it is still running normal and the speakers and keyboard are fine, it just smells a little funny
I doubt that when even a little amount of dust kills its keyboard. At least on the latest models.

YO LITTLE DONNIE. I PISSED ON YOUR MACBOOK PRO, ON MY HANDS AND ON EVERYTHING. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?
>I literally have to work for 3 months to afford anything with an i infront of it.
why the fuck would you want to give your self iCancer?

Attached: 1539745101756.png (394x534, 480K)

Sucks being on minimum wage, friend.

nah, it sucks not living with your parents

Actually that's baller, sans doing dishes. God, I fucking hate doing dishes.

you know dishwashers are a thing

Attached: 1567745772565.jpg (582x400, 20K)

And you still need to dry the shit afterwards.

>normie does normie things with his normiebook
Fuck out of here.

its actually easier to dry dishes than it is to keep them wet

>60 Billion Cum Downloads
IM COOOMIIIIIIIIIN

Exactly as expected. The piss poor piece of hardware just got back to its natural condition.

Update for you guys. The usb-C ports are a bit sensitive and it cuts in and out of charging when plugged in

>get drunk
>see macbook for what it is

Macbooks are specifically engineered to handle the typical faggot lifestyle, including being pissed on, receiving ample splatterings of cum, and yes even being submerged in pure liquefied AIDS.

>drinking
lmao, go back normie.

Come on now, it all depends what alcohol he's drinking. And at least he isn't drinking purple drank.

>seeping through the lid
Are Mac screens porous now?

Remember the 60 billion

>donniefag
Not again. God, please, no.

Send it to that Italian guy with the Jew name on YouTube.

I came

B

wasted

>I got so drunk that I pissed on my MacBook Pro thinking it was my girlfriend
This sounds a more better.