Is your body ready?

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when will people stop buying this overpriced garbage?

Why the body?
Am I supposed to hold it differently again because of design errors?

Another Facebook?
Nobody asked for this.
We want wrist phones dammit.

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Isn't that basically the NDS tho?

Hahahahahah please do it, I need a reason to buy APPL calls. This is the worst idea since making foldable phones in the fuckin first place hahahah

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copying Samsung
pathetic
iToddlers BTFO

Hopefully soon. Mobile phones need to die.

>Fastest technologically advancing technology in the private sector, ever.
>Enables the average citizen to have more tools at their fingertips, in their pockets, whether they use it or not; than literally ever before in the history of human kind.
>Most competitive sector in the world for x years running, making lots of jobs both creative and not.
Yeah, they def need to die bro!!

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Yes, they do. They are Stalin's dream.

Stalin wanted me to access my bank statements while listening to Opeth and shitposting about Joker memes on /tv/? BASED COMRADE!

Is that the arm of an NPC?

>Is tour body ready?
More like "Is your wallet ready?"

This is a dehumanizing remark, please delete your comment.

All new smartphones will look like this in 2 years.

>buy AAPL calls
You mean puts, right?

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Have sex and get some friends. What a garbage opinion

Haha yeah, didn't notice that.

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Not enough notches.

yeah lets ditch those stupid unscratchable hardened glass surfaces and go back to soft plastic that scratches when you look at it the wrong way haha

Android is only cheap because it's subsidized by spying on you.

why? don't you have a pocket

Good thing apple doesn't do that and we can trust them 100%.

Wtf is wrong with the industry? This bendable display shit is literally just being done because they can. They put insane price tags on it so they can make a profit from reviewers/influencers and literal morons buying them just to sell them on the private market again. No consumer ever asked for this bendable shit.

b-but it doesnt have a gap!

Apple doesnt give out information!
>Trust me guys, even though they have access to a huge amount of data on every iphone including; social connections, 90% of the conversations you have throughout the day, all of your pictures, your fingerprint, even more pictures from each faceID snap your browsing history and much more, while posting record profits nearly every year even when their flagship products flop you can be certain that Apple would never sell any of that data.

It's a fucking garbage unusable for anything more serious than muh social media.

>No consumer ever asked for this bendable shit
no rational consumer ever asked for this bendable shit, but consumers are not rational. they care about what is marketed to them

look at the comment section for the galaxy fold and you will see people drooling over it despite the fact that it is clearly a niche device with some serious user interface problems

finally, i was waiting for apple to invent the foldable phone
please keep up everyone else

not him but which album is your favourite? i rarely listen to death yet morningrise and still life is irreplaceable for me. to bid you farewell and benighted are just cathartic.

>seething samshils thinks it real article
yah you aint less dumb than itoddlers

Social botnets need taken down.

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You’re holding it wrong.

I've wanted a tablet that you can fold into a phone for as long as modern tablets have been around.
Stop being a luddite

There's no fucking way

This is what a phone should do:
Last long after charging.
Call people.
Send sms and / or emails

That's it.

>We
Who?

>people even include the notch in their renders

fucking yikes

did anybody read the fucking article ? you niggerfaggots got clickbaited by both OP and that shitty article, that picture is just concept art, iPhone 11 is gonna be yet again another iteration of the same phone

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that already exists

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With Google it's obvious they are communists and they think pushing their worldview is the right thing to do with whatever means necessary.
Apple at worst pretends to care about privacy.
So best to our knowledge apple is the lesser evil.

>it's better when they lie to us
How? You make no sense. Google, at least doesn't pretend.
Not saying they're good or whatever, but they don't try to manipulate their costumers into buying their botnet.
So, in the bigger picture, Google is more ethical than apple.

an year before apple fills for bankruptcy

>largest tech corp in the world
>massive profit margins
>"hurr durr google are communists i'm very smort"

can I have what you're smoking

No, sorry, it's only for HIV positives.

tragic

Yet it unusable, and all realy choice is dead, and every single phone is the same.

Well if we didn't have retards (see: wintards, iToddlers, and Google-ly eyed fucktards) using computers maybe the internet wouldn't be such a shit place. The internet is a scary place for these people and it's fucked them up and it's fucked the internet up for people who are actually good at computers (see: Facebook, Reddit, Instagram, Twitter, etc.).

They would have to make them in different sizes because if it fits the average dyel retard it wouldn't even fit my dick, let alone my wrists.

They made money with capitalism, but they are openly socialist/communist and manipulate YouTube videos towards that.

You are just presuming apple is lying 100%. At least ideologically they seem capitalist, unlike google.

They promote big media corporations over everyone else. Sorry you don't like capitalism because you have a peabrained caveman brain. Google can do whatever they want because they're smarter than the rest of society

ah yes, this explains why Sargon of Akkad and Ben Shapiro won't get the fuck out of my recommended feed after me clicking "not interested" for four years.

If you don't have proof, always assume they're lying.
I believe, you have no proof, that apple is concerned about privacy and does everything to respect their customers private data, or do you?

Wow, I can't believe samsung has been copying Apple again!

I'm for capitalism, even more than we are now. I don't really believe google got this big without help. Also this ad based revenue is not sustainable forever. It is annoying and people will start to prefer paying directly for services.
There's been many leaks recently how biased google is. Even on project Veritas.

Literally smartphones don't have any use case that justify constant price rises. (Maybe besides camera)
it's glorified messaging device with ability to watch movies and listen to music(muh jack).
How people got so cucked to pay so much for those non ergonomic pos.

The thing is there is really no 3rd alternative. I am currently using LineageOS, but many apps don't work with it so I am reducing my quality of life just because of some privacy. And in the end there may still be some NSA hardware in the phone.
So currently I do think that it makes more sense to choose the theoretical lesser evil Apple.

It is, people are stupid, and ads are working. Most people don't use adblocks. Most people are dumb repeat it, till you won't forget it.

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>snap bracelet phone

more like "Is your ass ready"

>Whites in california

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NEETs need to off themselves