Ngaaahhhh

Yo already gave me love. Through FUCKED UP satire jokes.

Why are you acting like a little bratty girl

I'm not. I just want the REAL reason on why you act random.

There is none.

Hey, wanna see my dick

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i already saw a dick lol

But it's my dick tho

ah.. i'll think about it

There is no time, yes or no?

no

Here, check this out

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he said no
his heart belongs to the balloons

youtu.be/R3TV3U-9uvc

oh yes

fuckin dhommy

HELLO I MISS SOMEONE???

Why did i turn from roleplay to BULLSHIT??

Because those drugs. uwu

NYARRRGHH

Bump

SKIPPER MY SON

Haha.... if only you had self control over these posts...?

But I do control "self'! He's just lost.

See? This is what I'm talking about. "Too weird" defines you.

Why are you ruining my fun

Because you're making yourself crazy!!!

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chan

stop watching anime. you're not even a fan :(

oh my god, ralsei.
i'm gonna break up with ya if ya don't stop.

With who?

it's a secret

It better not be my mom. She's been working as a preschool teacher, just like many humans who served their job!!

y'know. i befriended her last night.

good, because i don't want you to marry someone again..... or even abandon me!!

My smartass would never abandon such a pure, innocent, goat monster...

Obviously because that smartass had to marry a damn goat without such good reason.

it's not marriage if it's not gay~

MARRIAGE? I THOUGHT WE WERE HANGING OUT BAKA WHY DID I BRING THIS UP

Because OP.
Anyway, this shit is about to get boring.

Boring my ass.

DIE BITCH

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i've died twice.

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Teehee, don't be cocky~

RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh yeah. oh yeah.
go, me
go, me
go, me
fucking go, me

NO

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But I'm the best.

You are the best.
You are a good boy.

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No he is fucking retarded, stop sucking his tiny dick.

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my dick is now long thank you

oh well. i tried.

these satire jokes aren't even jokes at all

>He thinks it is satire
I really would rape you and kill you, faggot

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then go ahead
try to

I don't even know where you live, bitch

i live in a magical far far away place
and i literally don't trust anyone that want to know

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More like nightmare.

i like to bump. it's my great pleasure of hell

whippy

Oh dear god, what am I doing?

fasho

ho ho hoes.

youtu.be/tn7Zm_DWsSU

youtu.be/XE_JqDggX1s

i love it

Nigger

RALSEI MY GOAT BOY... I'M HAVING SEIZURES

eh, try calming down..... wait, why am i a fast poster

you'll be alright
you're a good boy

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ah...

mreowr

y-you want milk??? why??

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stop i'm gonna die like queen elizabeth if this happens again

Who?

just a special friend.

>special
No doubt.

i'm kinda scared now

kot is better than dug

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that scared me

youtube.com/watch?v=K1b8AhIsSYQ

I built myself too.

Suck

youtu.be/XrH9yiJdPeg

You are faking retarded!