ITT: we make predictions for the iPhone XI that is being released tomorrow.
ITT: we make predictions for the iPhone XI that is being released tomorrow
Colton Turner
Nicholas Johnson
DESIGNATED
Christian Perry
No 64GB model
1TB iPhone 11 Max
Charles Young
>uhh guys we invented 3 diffrent cameras on back arent we great
*Applause for 10 minutes*
>btw heres durga sir his crew of more than 1100 made the new iOS ROM
*Applause for 20 minutes*
>yes we can now automatically soft files on the desktop
*Applause for the rest of the show*
Bentley Nelson
Who the fuck is still buying these things?
Zachary Thompson
They are, and always have been targeting low IQ people.
Lincoln Sanchez
>We're please to bring you, the all new G̶a̶l̶a̶x̶y̶ ̶S̶1̶0̶ iPhone 11!
>Now you can share power and wireless charge your earbuds
>We totally didn't just directly copy Android OEMs honest!
Jaxson White
It will cost more and do less than a comparable Android device.
Jaxon Stewart
Only works if you live in china ..I don't
Wyatt Rivera
I hate his face so much
I can't believe there's over a billion of these brainwashed bugmen
Grayson Smith
jej
Noah Nelson
end yourself
Grayson Turner
They will bend
And reviewers will complain about the display not being a standard HD resolution
Apple thinks they're being cheeky by not using 1080p and 1440p panels, but they're not.
Connor Bailey
>Picture is literally called fake news
Dumb fucking commie
Hudson Sanchez
>Posting this pooh bear motherfucker
Fuck China.
Nathaniel Murphy
you can doctor any picture dipshit
David Young
Who are you replying to?
Elijah Gray
On my way to work yesterday with the radio on in the car and and during the news they did a bulletin about the new iPhone being released with both presenters swooning over how 'cool' it was going to be, how you wouldn't be able to take bad pictures due to AI in the camera and how the ycouldnt wait to get hold of one. On the News. The fucking News. Ive never been so offended by capitalism in my life. They read a fucking advertisement as though it was just as important as a shooting in the streets, Political buffoonery over Brexit and a brand new fire in London.
Jace Fisher
>Brexit
The news aren't supposed to cover comedy. Each new iPhone sells hundreds of millions (compared it to shit like consoles where PS2 is #1 with 130m) and is obviously relevant for most people.
James Harris
OP, why did you post a picture of Winnie the Pooh?
Benjamin Sanders
It was a biased piece being presented as news but it was blatantly paid advertising. If they had just said the new iPhone is being released on so and so date, then fine, but they didn't, these witless fucks sold out and where practically jizzing their pants over this shit.
Eli Cook
Some universal jack that allows wired headphones again.
Some proximity thing to help find a misplaced/lost phone
Some built in app to work with your car's chip.
Genderless language enforcement, Siri will keep one ovary, but get a transplanted testicle, theyll just find some way to fuck things up.
Yeah, SSD 1Tb, that would be considered.
Leo Stewart
Hardware AV1 decoder would be my wet dream. (and they might as well implement VP9 if they did that).
But considering that the only other hardware AV1 decoder is in some realtek SoC that isn't available yet I'm not getting my hopes up.
Ian Thomas
xi
John Foster
More throttling
Apple thinks their fucking Semiconductor now
Nolan Campbell
Facetune but for dickpics