Why the iPhone 11 is Pure Garbage (PRO)

This guy flexes on your broke ass lmao. And I guarantee he's 1000x better programmer than you. Stay seething nerd.

t. techlead

pedo confirm

I mean, I can, but all I use it for, beside phone function is google maps and sudoku when taking a shit.

iTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODLER

>he doesn't have an instagram account
>doesn't talk to people over messengers like whatsapp/viber/etc
>doesn't use email
outed as being jobless and dumb, go away nigg nogg

Yeah, I have a job, and I use my phone to phone and text, thank you very much.

>he doesn't have a bathroom designated iPad Pro 2019
oof yikes

>e-celebs
wrong subreddit, retard

t. raging poorfag

>itoddler btfo by a chang
christ, what an embarrassment

It really puzzles me that people feel compelled to post pictures of themselves all day long.
Seems very narcissistic.
Does it ever cross your mind they'd rather see you?
Do you fap to your image in a mirror yet?

This dude cleary posts on Jow Forums. He even featured posts from here onto his youtube channel.

I wouldn't be surprised if it was himself making threads.

will anons ever like an eceleb? am I doomed to a life of normie popularity with forsaking my roots as an user

Oh hi techlead.

>1k phone to use instagram, messanger and gmail
literally what's the point

>Why the iPhone 11 is Pure Garbage
It's made by apple.
This hint is big enough for anyone to catch.
They will sell truckloads anyways so it's useless to talk about it, delete your thread.

I don't do wage work. Programmers work for me on my new, retarded startup, which I made to steal money from dumb fucks. I'll do few more startups and I'm on eternal vacation without any worries.

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based

Yeah, I know about your kind.
Beware of employees, though, as one of them had a 'hunting accident'.

Good thing I don't go hunting.
Whenever my startup becomes too successful and I start to feel like I won't be able to quit this. I do diversity hires to fuck everything up, so I can start all over again.

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good video.
> seething this fucking hard

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shut the fuck up rice cooker

Baste

150$ can get you a good phone for sure but I would say 500$ should be max. You can get a phone with top tier specs and features for like 350$.

The poorfags are out in force again
Seethe more children

Yeah about 300 seems to be the sweet spot right now. Which sounds kind of expensive... a few years back you could get a midrange smartphone for 200. But holy shit, was android slow back then.

beist

>oh no, I've been shilling on Jow Forums every day for many years, and they've finally realized it and they hate me now
>hmm, what should I do?
>oh I know, I'll make fun of shitty apple products to convince them to like me again

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Truely /ourguy/

This guy is gay

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I don't have a 1k phone, i have a £195 refurb pixel 2 i bought off eBay, i was just making fun of that dude for using his phone for "phone things" when anybody who's not retarded only uses the phone function/cellular call/text function to receive spam and block that shit

let’s be honest, it’s basically gaming that makes the iPhone so expensive isn’t it?

>Proud cuck
Ironic

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I honestly think this is the tipping point. Sales have been declining in recent years and its because of excessive price and more and more people unironically preferring the older version of their iPhones.

Apples iPhone 11 video has 20% dislikes and they have disabled comments. youtube.com/watch?v=cVEemOmHw9Y

Yeah they will still make a fuck ton of money from this but the margins will be lower than normal/expected and shareholders will be pissed. Hopefully they start innovating again. The iPhone 11 page on Apple's website is literally 75% camera shit.

>Hopefully they start innovating again.
They can't innovate "again" if they never have in the first place.

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biased

the iphone itself was an incredible innovation.

Street shit harder iJeet.

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paste

If you are a ex-facebook, Ex-Google techlead retired at 32 making 500k a week thanks to your passive investments it isn't so bad.

> video literally posted from the newest macbook pro
so he's basically an Apple user making money from raging android fanboys.

They're not poor.

>500k a week
hahaha, you wish

He's never been quiet about supporting Apple's macbooks, Apple might as well just give him money to wear an apple t-shirt, he'll probably shill it unironically to everyone's face and his viewers will eat it up

What's wrong with MacBooks?

The newest ones are the worst ones because:
> consistently failing keyboards
> shit-tier GPUs
> memebar

>if you use one product from this company then you have to like all their products!

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What year/model is the best to buy or at least the last good one until they fucked everything up?

You can't have a last good one if there was never a first.

the last decent one is the 2015 15 inch, but those still use Haswell processors and even shittier GPUs, so they're basically deprecated and useless.

The best modern mac is the new Mac Mini, the iMac is pretty decent as well.

The newest one is what I have, 2019 MacBook Pro 15 inch.
The Touch Bar has a lot of utility depending on the application and I find myself constantly using stuff on it that normally would have taken an additional key press.
The GPU is meh but I don't need the GPU, I need the processor and whatnot.
The keyboard isn't the best but it also doesn't feel bad.

enjoy your flexgate after the warranty expires.

Fuck Apple
and fuck this guy shilling his channel here

Nice cherry pick. Truth is iphone 3, 3gs, 4 were pinnacle

nah, iPhone 5S was pinnacle. iPhone 6 was the beginning of the fall.

Nice street shit.
lagPhones were always years behind, and still are.

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POOR WEAB FAG

Does he lurk?

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>If you are a ex-facebook, Ex-Google techlead retired at 32 making 500k a week
You'd be quite lucky if you were making that amount before taxes per MONTH. You NEETs need to get a job some day...

>500k a week
he meant 500k/year dumbass.

I'm here user.

fuck off niggerlicious chink

On a scale of 1 to 10 how cucked do you feel right now?

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ITT asian micropenises

Stop projecting your poverty onto others.

bawhahaha, it never ends.

This literal who is waving around his porlorfag Pixel 3 absolutely coping lmfao

he looks so rough after he got fired

he made that

What are the other 4 stones?

Apple
Amazon
Netflix
Disney

Are you going to get all the stones or are you content with early retirement?

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his channel used to be pretty cool, but he now he just panders to incels.

Go advertise your shitty video somewhere else faggot

Can't stand this guy, the way he talks is annoying as hell. Probably among the top ten most boring guys ever born.

This Google shill is STILL at it?

based
btfo
seethe

stop projecting your fake richness on others

old white guys talking in an overly enthusiastic manner to an audience that's been primed to clap and shout "WOOO!" whenever he pauses... wow, that reminds me so much of Scientologist rallies.

it's scary. only thing scarier would be if you wanted to cancel an apple subscription and they started threatening you.

did he forgot to buy one for his ex wife?

t. Samsung employee

>this is the kind of content the average Jow Forumstard consumes
god you are all so retarded and easily manipulated.

Yes, TAD. He had little historical significance(unfortunately. I disagree with the crap he loved to spout when his schizo began showing badly, but god damn he was fucking smart) and yet Jow Forums loved him

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You gotta admit, it's kinda funny watching a whiny borderline-mgtow's(wait... is he a mgtow faggot?) life fall apart and seeing how he just complains about everything.
I don't actually watch his videos, but holy fuck is he a lolcow.

case in point.

>left google
>fired from facebook
>taking shots at apple
based

>only thing scarier would be if you wanted to cancel an apple subscription and they started threatening you.
What, it's fair game!

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>i don't actually watch his content
>god you are all so retarded and easily manipulated.

You are retarded. Case in point.

keep consuming that eceleb drama, goy