Guitar Hatred thread

Steps on what to do with a a guitar
>ask for guitar for christmas from parents when 16 and want to get laid
>try to play guitar
>sounds like shit
>look up youtube videos on how to play guitar
>do what guy in video does
>get different sound
>fall into a state of depression and hatred at guitar players and musicians in general
>repeat the process every few months over the next 4 years
god i fucking hate guitars

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If it's just to get girls, you only need the 4 chords used in 90% of pop music. Job done.

user the cords dont sound like the cords they play
honestly i wsih a fucking politician would adress this
can we please get anti guitar hitler?
like someone to burn all the guitars and keep them out of the media

dude just learn how to play tabs

Learn power chords first. Much easier.

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how i learned this ^

user
thats the thing
i cant
lol sure dude
just like banjo is easier then the guitar?
baka
>next thread will be banjo hate thread

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Okay then, plan B.
Fuck it all off and get a DAW.
Create music with absolutely zero co-ordination.

a DAW?

Digitial audio workstation.
Program notes as slow as you like, then play back.

You only need two fingers for power chords. You could learn a song by the Ramones in a day.

lol nothing gets guys laid like computers
thanks for trying to help user but im pretty fucking sure that music is just made my lizart people at this point and that no human can actually do it lol

no, user you
a japenese eastern aryan with an IQ of 115 can learn a song in a day
me
a potato nigger
cannot
lol

>doesn't even try
>can't do shit that other potato niggers can (with ease)

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You've not looked at the charts, have you? Guitars aren't the thing any more anyway. All the 'producers' are the ones that get the girls. Well, those and blacks.
Plan C. Be black.

this. also guys who play piano are hot shit desu

*sniff* m-mom said you guys would be nice!
*runs off and cries like a bitch*

also randomly just though
>potato man
>potato man
>does what ever the irish can
>can he drink
>sure he can
>its on the house
>he comes back again
>look ouuuuuuuuuuuuut here comes potato man
so convert to judaism and join the music industry
got it
thanks bro
lol

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There we go, Jewish lyricist. That's your in.

You're guitarded.

untalented swine faggot cry your virgin ass to sleep XD CX

one word: bass guitar

BASSed.

you literally have to be retarded to not be able to learn guitar, theres 5-year-olds in north korea that can play as good as anybody in a metal band

You fucking shithead Gary Moore was a potatonig and he was the greatest of all time

Okay guitarlet, if I can play guitar, just about anyone with two good healthy hands can. I got my first guitar two years ago and i sucked. Just by learning tabs I managed to learn relatively easy songs that use the same few chords. Once you get the hand of tabs and such, get Rocksmith. It's very efficient for a game and the mini games help out learning basic guitar skills. The cable may be expensive but its totally worth it. Thank to that and learning tabs I have started to write my own song and am learning more difficult songs. Don't be a fag and give up, take some time and keep working slowly.
Pic related. Left is the free guitar Amazon sent me once and right is the guitar I bought once I got decent.

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Absolutely BASSED. I actually got frustrated at some point while learning guitar and wanted to buy a bass instead. I'd still but a bass later on but I will get better with my new guitar first and then move on to bass and drums.

Guitar shredding is how I hail Satan.

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I also got a PSOne bud. Also is that a lefty guitar?

yes
also I made my ukulele to lefthanded

I wopuld buy a Ukalele but I already have plans to buy a bass and shit. Ukaleles are pretty nice.

I almost forgot, electric kazoos exist.
Your idea was to piss people off, right?