Be me, IT guy

>be me, IT guy
>work for city that got new cruisers fitted with fancy GPS
>basically this GPS controls the car in case the car gets stolen
>get pulled over
>from phone, remote into system that controls the system that controls the cars
>see cop walking over to me in side mirror
>oops, somehow GPS signal killed, car turns off and locks
>cop does his bullshit, i was speeding, he's definetly going to write me a ticket
>walks back to car
>watch from rearview mirror
>he struggles
>looks around puzzled
>pauses...
>talks into his shoulder
>comes back over and starts talking to me
>he's trying to make it look like he's not locked out
>he's waiting for dispatch to open the car for him
>my phone rings
>its dispatch, I go to answer
>cop tells me to put my phone away until he's done with me
>"I really think I should answer this, it's work"
>"well you can call them back later and tell them you got pulled over like a jackass"
>piggy is growing impatient and taking it out on me
>5 minutes pass
>he's walking back and forth from my car to his talking into walkie
>visibly growing annoyed
>comes back over "its just going to be another minute, ticket system is down, damn IT guy is taking forever"
>my phone has been ringing nonstop for like 10 minutes
>my ringer is on full blast and its irritating him
>been 15 minutes of him standing on the side of the road at this point
>keep asking if I can answer
>eventually he snaps and says "fine answer the damn thing already"
>I answer "sorry hello! oh yeah? what car number? ok hold on"
>i tap away as the officer is watching me
>i hear his car engine rev and his lights turn back on
>tell the cop "dispatch wants to know if that worked..."
>confusedly, he puts 2 and 2 together
>short pause and then a long defeated sigh
>"yeah...it worked..."
>"cool, so, if you could hurry up with that ticket, that'd be great. I'm running late to meet Capt. Hendricks so I could set up his new monitor at the Station. He's been asking me what's taking so long..."

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cool blog post, faggot

kek

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Users Are truly retarded

things i believe
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Fake and gay, although the incompatency of a government branch giving this kind of access to the guy who'd replace monitors checks out.

have you tried switching it off and then turning it back on again?