I want to apologise to someone who browses this board

Ryder Hernandez
Ryder Hernandez

I want to apologise to someone who browses this board.

A couple of years ago I was studying Physics and taling a Physics Simulation class and I was having a rought time. I couldn't do my python homework task the night before it was due so I posted on here asking for help, complaining about how it was my professors fault and I insulted him.

Little did I know my professor browsed Jow Forums, saw my post and brought up the screen cap in front of the class and asked the poster to own up.

I didn't own up but I want you to know you weren't a bad professor, I was a dumb immature lazy student and I apologize for my post all that time ago.

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rbt.asia/g/thread/50401460/
rbt.asia/g/thread/55736732/

Gabriel Adams
Gabriel Adams

This is so wholesome user, you seem like a great person. I hope he sees this.

Leo Morales
Leo Morales

I'll forgive you in his stead, you ok man

Charles Fisher
Charles Fisher

HEY PROFESSOR
THIS IS OP BUT SINCE THIS IS A SEPARATE REPLY I HAVE PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY
GO FUCK YOURSELF, I HATE YOU, WHY DID YOU BRING IT UP IN CLASS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT?
GO SUCK A DICK

Juan Garcia
Juan Garcia

which thread bro?

Benjamin Murphy
Benjamin Murphy

that's weird that the proff actually posted the screen cap in class

seems like an overreaction. . . and a bit inappropriate. Like a proff overhearing a bit of a private conversation and confronting the whole class about it

I think you did the right thing by staying anonymous

Colton Ortiz
Colton Ortiz

What a shitty professor. You did right, OP.

Justin Barnes
Justin Barnes

What are the odds this is the professor

Sebastian Rogers
Sebastian Rogers

I think he may have been upset at my accusations he was a bad professor and some names I called him, but I only said it to be wholesome.

It was a bit odd bringing it up in class infront of ~100 people, I wonder if anyone has the balls to own up in that moment with their edgy Jow Forums post sitting there for everyone to see. I didnt thats for sure

Juan Fisher
Juan Fisher

And your teacher is also a fellow Jow Forumsentleman?
kek
post the old thread

Lincoln Lopez
Lincoln Lopez

I wouldn't know how to find it, it was about 2-3 years ago and I don't even remember the image/exact post I made

Christopher Gonzalez
Christopher Gonzalez

This was the occasion to use a tripcode OP. How can we tell you're not

Zachary Brooks
Zachary Brooks

I guess you'll never know.. you will need to believe that I did the right thing.

I probably should have known he browsed Jow Forums when he introduced lists by making a list of anime made by Jun Maeda and he knew all the release dates/info by heart.

Luke Ward
Luke Ward

This. Rules1&2 normalfag. What happens on /b/ stays on /b/.

Oliver Wood
Oliver Wood

The average computer science student is an autistic fuckwit. The average computer science professor is an autistic fuckwit with power. The fuck do you think?

Dominic Martin
Dominic Martin

Jokes on you, son. You missed out on an easy A as he was hoping to sleep with you after class.

Ian Hernandez
Ian Hernandez

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sir, this is Jow Forums.

Liam Fisher
Liam Fisher

99.314159265%

Connor Lewis
Connor Lewis

if this was real, you'd have the post number or screencap or an archive link or something, anything

Sebastian Clark
Sebastian Clark

glad im here to witness this shit fucking thread. grow a pair of nuts you dingus, he obviously isnt a sensitive baby if he browses Jow Forums and probably wasnt even that upset about the post.
assuming you arent just bullshitting us so someone will screencap your "wholesome confession thread"
stop seeking eternal stardom amongst a bunch of neckbeards and get a fucking job.

Ethan Foster
Ethan Foster

What kind of professor admit visiting 4chen? Isn't this site is known as alt-right echo chamber porn site by normfags?

Easton Gomez
Easton Gomez

Have a bump my dude. I hope your professor sees this.

Can you quote anything from the post? Even two or three exact words in a row might make finding it in an archive possible.

Nathan Morgan
Nathan Morgan

.t professor

Luke Hill
Luke Hill

Okay I no longer believe this is real, but this really made me laugh

Dominic Butler
Dominic Butler

Please, sir, do the needful and don’t take everything at face value

Easton Jackson
Easton Jackson

This is so wholesome user, you seem like a great person. I hope he sees this.

Fuck off, Le Redditor

Carson Jenkins
Carson Jenkins

waste thousands on a useless course so that you can get past HR in your future career
you've given your professor a lot of money. that's all he cares about. that's the point of university.
try not to think about how you wasted your life.

Adrian Davis
Adrian Davis

Moron

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Wyatt Gonzalez
Wyatt Gonzalez

Have a bump. Hopefully, professor sees this thread.

Angel Kelly
Angel Kelly

plot twist: prof is OP's dad

Gabriel Morgan
Gabriel Morgan

The professor should be fired for sharing a screenshot of a controversial website on a College campus.

Michael Foster
Michael Foster

any python programmers want to help me with my homework.
Pic related
Anonymous Wed 09 Mar 2016 11:12:25 No.53397502 ViewReport
So I'm using python 3 and this week's homework is to create a program that asks for the user's date of birth then prints it out.

So far all I have is the input, when the user types something stupid I want the program to loop back to the start and ask them to type again, how do I get python to check the string for invalid input?
Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 09:05:34 No.52993090 ViewReport
Can someone give me an example of how to do a + b in python, i.e it prompts the user asking for the value of a and b then prints the answer? before anyone asks it's not homework I'm just a retard who can't figure it out
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Joshua Long
Joshua Long

Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2016 07:10:44 No.52417806 ViewReport
This sounds simple enough, and no this isn't a homework but rather...a part of my thesis, just the final part where I display my results.
How do I get the value of a variable from a python controller sent over to an html view?
Anonymous Wed 06 Jan 2016 18:02:06 No.52280812 ViewReport


homework
this problems were for that guy who was asking about coding saving his life.

i already wrote 3 compilers in C, java and python so fuck off
Anonymous Sat 26 Dec 2015 16:37:59 No.52073844 ViewReport

it's not homework. i dont study CS, im planning on hooking up the python server on a raspberry pi to an outdoor light, because my mum has to walk the muddy path to our door in the dark, so i want an internet connected light she can toggle with her phone.
Anonymous Fri 18 Dec 2015 22:57:11 No.51942495 ViewReport

not even the same poster
the most Python programming I've ever done is helping my gf with her CS homework and writing a slow loris script.
Anonymous Mon 14 Dec 2015 13:31:03 No.51864962 ViewReport

I'm not going to do your homework for you, but I'll give you equivalent python code as a hint.

def quadratic(a,b,c):
return ((-b + (b**2 - 4*a*c)**.5)/(2*a),(-b - (b**2 - 4*a*c)**.5)/(2*a))
quadratic(3,4,1)
(-0.3333333333333333, -1.0)
Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2015 03:03:18 No.51646276 ViewReport
yeah this is a real common one

I almost don't doubt your professor wanted you to see how common these homework problems are. You can probably google all of your homework assignments if you just ask the right questions. Just don't think you'll find a whole answer in any one place. This isn't python, it's programming.

Joseph Hughes
Joseph Hughes

Homework Help SexyAnonDuckyWoo Tue 25 Oct 2016 16:53:24 No.57238909 ViewReport
Can someone help me with my homework and write a Vigenere cipher in Python - nothing from google, those sources don't help me

Only alphabetical characters , plz help

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Camden Moore
Camden Moore

This is a homework question, I'm only asking it because I'm pretty sure my professor is fucking me over

I'm supposed to use json and pickle .dump to take user information from a 'tweet', which is a dictionary, and put it in a json or pickle file depending on user input. The user information is stored in the tweet as a dictionary under the key 'user'. So, I did this:
def extract_user(path, outpath, as_type = None):
if as_type == None:
as_type = "json"
tweet = load_tweet(path)
user = tweet['user']
if as_type == "json":
with open(outpath, "w") as out:
json.dump(user, out)
elif as_type == "pkl":
with open(outpath, "wb") as out:
pickle.dump(user, out)

This runs without error but when I run his test code it screws up:
import os.path
assert extract_user("q2data/tweet.json", "q2data/out.json")
assert os.path.exists("q2data/out.json")
truth = redacted for size, just a string with the user info in a json format
assert open("q2data/out.json", "r").read().trim() == truth

I get an error on the .trim() here because str has no trim attribute. But since json.dump makes a string, and I can't find .trim() in any kind of python documentation I don't know what to do. Even removing the trim(), it still says my code is wrong because my string is ordered differently than his test string. However, it has all of the same components and dictionaries and json strings are both unordered so how the fuck is this supposed to work in the first place? I honestly think my code is perfect and he screwed something up but it's likely that I missed something stupid.

Angel Evans
Angel Evans

write python script that solves functions for variables utilizing regex a year ago
go back to community college for this semester, tested into babbies first algebra class a long ass time ago
bitch ass professor gives us 24 hours worth of homework per week
say fuck that and solve everything using python script
get assignment back today
marked down to 10/25, accused of copying answer from back of book
tell 'em that I wrote my own program to do it for me, point out several different problems where I had different notation but was still correct (want to tell her that I also don't want to waste an entire day every week doing this shit, but hold my tongue because not autistic)
says "WELL THAT'S COMMENDABLE BUT IT WON'T HELP YOU ON THE TESTS"
shoot back "well when you finish grading my test you'll see I aced it"
know deep down I aced it because this is literally 7th grade math
i wish i didn't need a fallback degree in comp sci in case my startup doesn't work out

thanks for reading my blog, i'm going to go kill myself now because im mildly inconvenienced by a dinosaur and a broken system that has lost sight of it's intended purpose.

Adrian Sullivan
Adrian Sullivan

Python Programming Help Anonymous Mon 17 Apr 2017 15:01:14 No.59942431 ViewReport
My teacher has set me some homework that is meant to help with our python skills yet I can't make any improvements. Can you please help it's on this website called snakify.Thank you Jow Forums

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Robert Foster
Robert Foster

So I have this homework assignment in which I have to fill in the blue squares to make this code print a line of three asterisks.

It's supposed to teach me about Python 3, functions and recursions.

Am I correct in thinking that this is bad code? Why are there 2 parentheses surrounding the while condition, I thought Python 3 didn't require these?

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Isaac Wood
Isaac Wood

Depressed Programmers United Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 17:18:27 No.62240145 ViewReport
Hey guys, I've been seriously depressed for a while and generally incapable of doing anything productive. I'm unemployed but I have a CS and Math degree, and I'm trying to work on some programming projects to improve my skills and build up a portfolio.

Sadly, I'm too much of a sad degenerate to properly motivate myself, so I'm wondering if anyone here would be interested in working on a project together.

I have a solid understand of the fundamentals, algorithms, data structures etc, but I don't have much experience with any technologies in particular, though I'm down to learn anything, provided its not some functional autism like Haskell (not that there's anything wrong with that, I'm studying it for fun currently, but I'm a long way from making something elaborate with it).

I think it would be nice to just work together with someone on something, even if it isn't special. I want to work with people who have experience in programming though, so if you haven't completed a couple courses and aren't capable of self-teaching then this probably isn't for you.

Post here if you're interested.

I'm fine with Java, Python, or even C (a bit rusty with C, but I've taken several university courses where it was mandatory for homework and projects, so I know all my pointer shit)

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Dominic Cooper
Dominic Cooper

Are you retarded or something? Make a new thread.

Wyatt Jackson
Wyatt Jackson

That's not a request you idiot, he's posting possible posts from the archives to try and find OP's post. Notice how it has a timestamp in the actual post saying "03 Sep 2017"?

Alexander Kelly
Alexander Kelly

Give me a better alternative than going to college for earning more than 100k a year.

Isaiah Cook
Isaiah Cook

Oh shit my bad

Carter Miller
Carter Miller

No problem fren

Angel Murphy
Angel Murphy

stop seeking eternal stardom amongst a bunch of neckbeards and get a fucking job
Couldn’t that be said of all of Jow Forums(nel)?

Anthony Cruz
Anthony Cruz

Bump for Professor.

Kayden Cook
Kayden Cook

you weren't a bad professor
Yes, he was.

Evidence:
-He browses Jow Forums, something that only the lowest scum of humanity does
-He brought up his student complaining about him, an action even more petty then what you did
-He demanded from another person that he exposes himself for comments he has made in a situation entirely unrelated to the class and not in any form towards the professor

Literally every single student has shat on a professor once in his academic career and certainly the professor shits on his students occasionally, having people answer to this is beyond petty.

Juan Bennett
Juan Bennett

There's only two posts you can reasonably find on Jow Forums archives which are about Python and complain about their professor, but neither ask for help with any given assignment. Unless OP shat on their prof in a reply.
rbt.asia/g/thread/50401460/
rbt.asia/g/thread/55736732/

Easton Young
Easton Young

I honestly can't imagine that any of my professors browse Jow Forums.

I mean, that's just weird. If they do, at least don't bring it up in class.

John Torres
John Torres

You are a retard. I would have loved to have a prof like this.

Thomas Jackson
Thomas Jackson

What kind of retarded professor admits to browsing an alt-right echo chamber / porn site and also post a screencap of it trying to shit on some anonymous faggot who bad mouted him?

Dylan Perry
Dylan Perry

incredibly meta shitpost, I still think it's horse shit but somewhat well crafted compared to the other ones.

Sebastian Sullivan
Sebastian Sullivan

To be fair, I think a distinction is being made more and more between Jow Forums and 4channel. Jow Forums is blocked at my uni, 4channel is not.

Also the alt right doesn't exist.

Wyatt Anderson
Wyatt Anderson

If that was well before the 2016 elections that public reputation did not exist yet, it was still the "hacker named Jow Forums" thanks to the Fappening.

Chase Ward
Chase Ward

Also the alt right doesn't exist.
It does do leftists, which universities are full of.

Wyatt Richardson
Wyatt Richardson

I had an IT prof that was the fucking embodiment of the meme FOSSfag.
screamed at students if they DARED to run windows
screamed at students for using the trackpad to move the mouse around
chewed out students and calling them unprofessional because they didn't have filezilla on their personal laptop
chewed out students and called them unprofessional because they used office/libreoffice instead of latex
The worst thing is I bet it was all just a larp. I once sent him an email regarding a project he asked us to do, saying "I want a graphical interface to do X and Y", and I asked him if he wanted a GTK or Qt application, and his answer was "I want a graphical interface".

Plus he was totally disconnected from reality. He constantly talked about how well he knew the field, yet one day he had a student doing an internship and went to check on how the internship was doing. He proceeded to lash out at the student, an intern in some company, because the student hadn't told his tutor that their inhouse Swing application was outdated and that it needed to be ported to JavaFX. I am told he was baffled when people told him that would cost too much money to be worth doing.

Isaac Carter
Isaac Carter

a wild Luke Smith appears itt

Daniel Powell
Daniel Powell

Jow Forums isn't even known, aside from the 2 days after something big happens like christchurch, no normie knows wtf Jow Forums is

Luke Watson
Luke Watson

Based, post thread

Caleb Allen
Caleb Allen

blink if you're being coerced

Jeremiah Martinez
Jeremiah Martinez

browse Jow Forums
be autist
pick two

Carson Clark
Carson Clark

your teacher what? He seems like a fucking dick desu.

Evan Roberts
Evan Roberts

install gentoo

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