Windows restarted my computer during the without permission again

I'm OK with when macOS does it because at least when macOS does it, it has the decency to put everything right back where you left it. So you may not even know you installed the new update. Even incognito tabs stay put.

But Windows...fuck Windows.

Windows 7 doesn't have this problem

>go into settings
>flip the switch that says "Update automatically"
>set wifi connection as metered
>turn on all the data saving settings
>disassemble laptop and unplug router at night
>
>still finds a way to update itself somehow

[laughs in Chrome OS]

>too stupid to use computer
>it's the OS' fault
Mine only updates when I tell it to do so.

Attached: d.png (502x228, 12K)

uh yes it does

Or when some days have passed and windows decides for you that you're missing "critical updates".

it literally doesn't
when does Win7 ever do this?

Attached: aHR0cDovL3d3dy5sYXB0b3BtYWcuY29tL2ltYWdlcy93cC9wdXJjaC1hcGkvaW5jb250ZW50LzIwMTMvMDkvd2luZG93cy11cGRh (450x330, 39K)

>without permission
I also literally have not gotten that in quite literally years though because I can change a setting and it will listen, unlike win10

okay which policy is it

I really don't understand... You can schedule reboots/shutdowns for updates.

You can even deffer updates up to THIRTY DAYS. This is basic scheduling. Are people this retarded?

>turn automatic updates off
>still updates automatically
How can you idiots fail so often, this epically?
There are least four threads on this board right now that explain how to disable this in such simple terms that a 4 day-old kitten could do it.

why did you reply to me? this has quite literally not happened to me in years
even when win7 does ask for an update, it's a reminder you can tell it no, not a forced shutdown

>group policy editor
>simple
Some people have better things to do than keeping up with whatever shit MS broke this time

>I can change a setting and it will listen, unlike win10
Because you're a retard, that's why.

>hurr durr cant understand gpedit
Literally two paragraphs of help for every single option.
There's a name for people like you.

If 99% of people don't understand it then it's not simple.
Properly disabling all the spying shit on win10 is literally more difficult than installing gentoo.

should have used systemd

Attached: Lennart_poettering.jpg (1024x678, 90K)

99% of people think Linux is shit.
Therefore, Linux is shit.
Thanks for clearing that up.

This is why I like using MacOS as my daily driver. Every major update is like Christmas morning with new features and things. I'm looking forward to October for Catalina :^)

you faggots are missing out with Windows, and because of what, you get to play some shitty PC games?

Attached: 1564772651855.jpg (262x206, 9K)

gpedit is simple but the "defer windows update" policy isnt available anymore

Attached: mmc_2019-09-14_07-27-32.jpg (819x622, 155K)

>Because you're a retard, that's why.
can you please elaborate or are you saying I should just deny what I have personally experienced? like it never happened?

You need to have the Enterprise version and disable it in group policy settings.

That's different because STFU.
No, I'm not a blinkered hypocrite at all.

It doesn't matter what they think, what matters is what they do.
I bet you also use the Pro version instead of Enterprise and believe that if you set that setting to "secure" it wont spy on you. But it does.

same and now all my notes are gone

They're too afraid of the word hackintosh

Attached: IMG-20190912-WA0019.jpg (1280x960, 164K)

I have no doubt you have personally experienced retardation. I never disputed this.

Literally never happened
Stick to iOS if you can't even manage a windows install

The most obvious one

Attached: dd.png (983x1004, 128K)

thanks

>too stupid to use computer
more like MIcrosoft decided to implement settings that literally do nothing

are you unironically defending the idea that you should have to disable parts of the OS just to do something that a setting switch says it would let you do but doesn't?
how jewish are you?

And what you subhumans do is a quick look through Settings app, can't find a big, obvious Disable button, and blame Windows.
This is you being retarded, not anything else.

>im too stupid to use a computer
The rest is just a transparent, misdirecting fluff.

>not using ltsc
ISHYGDDT

Attached: 1561146310837.png (486x562, 224K)

>unironically defending this
It's quite simple, really.
Flip a switch that says it does something - switch does said thing. Why should it be more complicated than that? Why would you want that? Don't you want a simpler life?

>unironically defending dark patterns
Kill yourself

Just install macOS, bro.

Attached: maxresdefault.jpg (1280x720, 74K)

>throwing an autistic rage festival over the fact that some pixels are dark instead of bright

>im too stupid to use a computer
>try to misdirect or change subject
Look, retards.

Always remember that the Jow Forums advanced freetard Linux users are so fucking retarded that they can't do a quick search on Google and learn how to use the Group Policy Editor.
Never ever forget that.

>doesn't know what dark patterns means
Kill yourselves

>Windows updates automagically
>gets corrupted
>lol you can't use your computer anymore sorry

Because the average person IS too stupid to use and manage their computer, look at this thread for instance. People who are capable of managing their computer can still control it.
How fucking stupid are you that WINDOWS is too difficult? I use bot windows and linux, so don't start spouting freetard evangelist crap either. If you use linux then you sure as shit should be able to find a goddamn GUI option in windows.

>im too stupid to use a computer
>try no u
You're a retard.

the 2016 version of ltsc doesn't even have that screen dimming thing the mainline one has tho
it's nice not having to use flux

>apt upgrade
>pc doesn't boot correctly anymore
Happened yesterday with my uni's computer.

But the thing is: You are literally defending dark patterns right now, and why?
Why would you ever prefer things to be the way they are now when things could be exponentially better?

Not him but I'm using non-LTSC enterprise for updates and ironically night light is broken for me, so I use Lightbulb.

>Just disable Windows update service
So hard

2010:
>just change the setting bro
2015:
>just use this config program that no normal person ever does bro
2020:
>just use a hex editor bro

>sudo apt install
>fs destroys itself
Happened to me a few months ago.

>im still a fucking retard
Yes, you're a retard, user. We know.

>this thread
wintoddlers are worse than mactoddlers

Attached: plankton disgust.jpg (175x200, 6K)

>the absolute state of Jow Forums Jow Forums Linux "powerusers"
Using the group policy editor is literally 2010 "just change the setting".

>Yes, you're a retard, user. We know.
You still haven't supplied an argument.
Why would you prefer things to be the way they are when they could be exponentially better?

They know what dark patters are. You're likely talking with MS codemonkeys

linuxtoddlers are the dumbest people on this board

Time to go home, white man.

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-09-14 at 02.40.42.png (681x239, 163K)

>turning off automatic updates doesn't turn off automatic updates
>defend this to strangers on the internet for free in your spare time

>t. user who can't use a gui anymore after getting carpal tunnel typing at the bash terminal
You retards are just proving inability to use a computer.

>even MENTIONING a fucking app store
>white man
Nope, pajeet as fuck

>this config program that no normal person ever does bro
Oh look, another worthless NEET.

They're actually all freetards who are so useless and retarded, they can't even operate Windows - an OS that millions of small children and grandmas operate successfully every day.
Let that sink in.

>im too stupid to use a computer
>try pretending that i never read how people came to this conclusion
Yes, you're a retard.

>im too stupid to use a computer
>try strawmanning
You're a retard.

Except that it does :^)
I'm so sorry that you can't use a computer anymore, user. You can try switching back to Windows to see if that fixes it after a while.

But it was literally demonstrated that it does work, you're just too stupid to it.

>>this config program that no normal person ever does bro
>Oh look, another worthless NEET.
user, you're the one who's claiming that normal people know what GPedit is.

there were zero strawmen in my post lmao.
people are complaining about the fact that turning off automatic updates effectively does nothing and you're retaliating by calling them idiots.

>windows updates
>game that was running perfectly now stutters
My fault I guess for not going LTSC

I use it at work and at home every day. Seems fine to me.

>not ignoring the obvious paid Microsoft shill
stop giving him attention and, ostensibly, money

Finding how to disable updates is one Google search away, and that will teach you step by step how to open gpedit and switch a boolean to False.

Imagine unironically defending a billion dollar corporation that makes most of its money by forcing people to buy their junk product.

Normal people are too stupid to manage their computer and unironically should let the OS manage itself
If you find GPEdit too intimidating then you're a prime target for malware and thus should leave automatic updates on.

You have to buy Enterprise to make that work. Even if you do find a way to turn it off in pro or less it changes the next time you do patch it.

>im too stupid to use a computer
>try lying through my teeth
You're a retard.

Imagine being too retarded to double click in a GUI program

Doesn’t do anything on Windows 10. The binaries are hard coded and ignore the registry values that policy sets.

Imagine being such a retard that you can't flick a switch in gpedit.
I know retards must be accommodated, but the line has to be drawn somewhere. Otherwise we have to take all the sharp edges off the mouse for people like you.

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-09-14 at 02.47.16.png (1920x1080, 2.83M)

>You have to buy Enterprise to make that work
false
>it changes the next time you do patch it
Also false, but even if this were true, it would only update when you manually choose to, so just disable it again.

sip

Attached: Dj1sgilXcAAIAA7.jpg (433x480, 34K)

Booleans don't have 4 possible states. Please go back to kindergarten.
stockholm syndrome or paid shill, which one is it?>imagine not spending 24/7 fixing winshit, haha

Completely false. I haven't had a single update automatically install.

>you should just let retards spouting lies get by because company bad
I'm not defending Windows from actual complaints, but rather from retards who can't operate a GUI software and say that it's the OS's fault that they are fucking gigantic faggots.

please point out the lies since I'm too retarded to find them, thanks

Then never update because the next update will enable the service again. Enjoy being exploited by year old zero days

>retard can't use a computer
>is proven wrong
>"P-PAID SHILL!!!!"
pathetic

Enabled and disabled (not configured is one of those two, depending on the default), no other options.
Just proving you are a retard.

Attached: file.png (482x238, 10K)

Anyone who doesn't like the way Windows functions on a fundamental level is simply too stupid to use Windows...h-haha.
I'm based and superior, right? Right guys?

Attached: nervous sweaty pepe.png (646x595, 280K)

Only the truly brain-damaged retard like you with no ability whatsoever to operate a computer needs to "fix winshit" 24/7.
Circling back to the beginning of this reply chain, it's how we know you're a retard.
And being a retard is fine - Jow Forums is full of them - but it means we don't have to take any of your dribbling incompetence seriously.

No user, I can use one. But the other 99% can't.
Are you legitimately autistic? Autists usually have trouble seeing things from other perspectives.