Why do All of My CoWorkers Look Like These Guys?

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Because you're a web developer.

Are you also like this? Because chances are, you are.

Of course he's not like that.

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prove it

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If you're surrounded by fags you're likely either a fag already or destined to become one

estrogen

>tfw my dad's genetics means I'll never be able to grow good facial hair
At least it's a motivation to actually shave so I don't look like one of those, plus wearing contacts to add even more distance.

>my coworkers

Is this you?

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You're a web dev
I assume you look exactly the same

lmao saved

why did you assumed he is web developer? Maybe he is pentester or network administrator?

Are they canadians?

They're the future of white men everywhere.

Lmao American "culture" is the most cancerous thing have ever existed.

Why do you fucking care

Yet another great on topic technology thread

are those cargo short or just shorts?
also people dont really wear those long socks with short do they?

>scare quotes
kys

Low testosterone levels, feminisation, fluoride and estrogens in the water, absence of positive male role models, infantilisation.

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How does one (((fail))) so hard at a post?

alex?

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You work at a gay bar?

>not wearing long socks
>wearing ankle socks that just get scrunched in your shoes
Kill yourself fag

Because according to their life experience, the world is a safe place for them. They're probably happier than you in general and will remain so as long as their world doesn't change in a way that makes them face serious hardships.
>t. why yes, while you were partying, I studied the blade, how did you know?

Any serious explanation of why they open their mouths

Because all your coworkers are kiddults who refuse or are unable to mentally transition into adulthood

>Open Mouth Smile
>Another one of different types of smiles, the open mouth smile is somewhat like a frozen laugh. It is not very good to wear on an everyday basis since it doesn't look natural, but it's great for pictures. It radiates happiness, and will make all of your selfies pop!
It's a meme though, a bit like duckface was a few years ago.

But it's not natural, as when you smile, your whole body especially your face is reacting, like the eyes, cheeks muscles, etc. so the one who's looking can see you're genuinely happy, but that, it's like a fake smile where only the mouth muscles are moving, and our unconscious mind can read that

>Why do All of My CoWorkers Look Like These Guys?

The same reason most websites nowadays look like the Bootstrap default. It's an easy way to look passably fashionable, and not like the bearded Stallmanesque trogs tech guys used to look like.

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one of youre coworkers is a box of cookie crisps?

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Kill it, before it spreads.

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Because they're fat and effeminate from eating meat, dairy, and beer.

i look like this and i dont care lol

Dairy tits, beer bellies, and bacon fat choked arteries

physiognomy rules everything around me

The guy on the top right is known as "El rana"

I'm guessing you look like these guys too?

But they grow beards, how are they effeminate

pentesting somethin

Make sure to hit the gym as well.

Fuck me dude.

Let's just end it already.

This hit a nerve. Fuck you.

I go out of my way to make sure I never open mouth smile. I try not to smile much at all.

Basedshit coworkers makes me want to quit webdev.

people who do actual work (see: not developer) usually look like normal people. I've never met a s()y netadmin, sysadmin is a 50/50 though because you can be really shit at it and people won't notice

>wearing low quality socks