Oh, no! Simon is depressed, because he never gets to go on adventures with his friends. Can you think of an adventure for him, Jow Forums?
Oh, no! Simon is depressed, because he never gets to go on adventures with his friends...
Dominic Perez
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Aiden Hughes
Maybe
Dylan White
simon converts to judaism and joins the idf
during his service in the idf his great commanding skillz are revealed and he is assigned as a top commander of all forces
he then leads an operation to conquer egypt, succeeds, and then proceeds to reconquer all of israel's rightful lands, from lisbon to skopje to fars.
he is then hired by two countries, namely france and poland, and conquers the rest of europe for this two countries
and this is the story of how the world became perfect
by: me
Austin Anderson
cave explorer
fun for all the family
Jayden Bell
>Simon
Steve.
Samuel Brooks
What does he find in the cave?
Evan Green
A sketelton of a dinosaur, with hundreds of miniature spears stuck in it, bones gnawed clean.
Bentley Wilson
A sign with le dank forced face labeled steve.
Ethan Myers
The temple of the Fishe!
What does he ask?
Cameron Thomas
well, that was disappointing. But surely there must be an adventure around here somewhere!
Jace Baker
ok, he finds a secret staircase behind the sign that leads to the temple of Fishe
Ayden Ortiz
wear the dinosaur head and go scare people
Jack Wood
what's this? Perhaps there's more to this cave than we first thought...
Jaxson Bennett
Simon comes across a split in the cave. He chooses to go into the right. What Simon didn't know was that the way out was on the left. He walks further inside the right side of the cave. There he spots a rare figure in the darkness. He walks closer and discovers it is my cute wife satania!
Noah Phillips
Simon must state his purpose of coming here to the Fishe, if he states a noble cause then he may remove the sword from the stone - the golden sword of power!
also, I need to go so please some-one else take my place
Nathaniel Johnson
someone
Hunter Smith
Asher Scott
It is the fabled Dragon Dildo of Yore!
Justin Cox
you cant ignore satania simon
Thomas Diaz
he already has the sword and the helmet, he just needs to find the other pieces to complete the bad dragon set!
Isaiah Brooks
What's in the door to the right? Is it Satania? Or the Golden Sword of Power? I'm so excited I can hardly wait to see!
James Cruz
bump, working
Caleb Carter
It's Satania weilding the Golden Sword of Power! She looks like she wants to battle but thankfully Simon is packing heat!
Bentley Scott
almost done, sorry for the wait
Chase Brown
OH SHIT
What should we do?
Matthew Scott
This thread is moving kinda slow, I'm gonna run to the store quick for groceries n stuff. I'll continue with any ideas on where the story should go when I'm back.
Eli Powell
Attack the seals
Rolling dubs for damage multiplier
Luis Myers
Ack
Leo Mitchell
DILDO THEM ALL TO DEATH
THEN DILDO THE SATANIA
DILDO ALL THE THINGS
David Davis
back now
Nicholas Reyes
CHAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGEEEE
Aaron Allen
That's a lot of damage.
Jackson Carter
Sorry I'm taking so long, even cutting as many corners as I can this shit takes time. But on the plus side, we've gained a new party member, and the Golden Sword of the Fishe! What wonders do these new additions to our cast hold?
Caleb King
The sword can summon any species of fishe at will.
Gabriel Anderson
uh oh
Robert Lee
truth bomb
Grayson Smith
the madman actually did it
maximum dildoing was achieved
Juan Reed
Welp, guess it's time to summon the fishe and complete your mission. How hard can it be?
>Summon fishe
Lucas Smith
Wyatt Parker
Eh... Lets free Satania and blow this popsicle stand. We'll worry about the fine details later.
>FREE SATANIA
>LEAVE BUILDING
Robert Howard
on it
Logan Adams
BOOM BABY
Well, that was certainly a rewarding, if brief, experience. But the adventure's not over yet! We gotta decide what to do with our prizes!
Anthony Jones
>Arm SATANIA with the FISHE SWORD
>Go EAST
Josiah Harris
And so our party heads east, armed with new weapons, new skills, and a new boost in confidence! What wonders does the far east hold for our brave heroes?
William Anderson
Bet it all on horse racing!
Adrian James
which horse should we bet on?
Jonathan Williams
Dirty Dan aint got no legs
let's bet for him
Carson Phillips
One Golden Sword of Fishe and one sexy demon waifu on Dirty Dan. But which way is it to the races?
Connor Howard
We've made it past the crowds and into the stands. But what's this? Oh no! Dirty Dan's rider is drunk! He'll never win the race like this... what should we do?
Carter Williams
subdue and hide dirty dan and then masquerade as him with the dildo strapped to the horse
Jaxon Peterson
Satania is embodied with dark energies, no? She might have something to do the trick.
>Ask SATANIA
Austin Kelly
Or this, considering Satania seems to be tied down
Nathaniel Allen
wait why was satania bet?
Jacob Foster
in I said " We gotta decide what to do with our prizes" and said "Bet it all on horse racing". Satania is a prize, therefore she was bet.
Asher Rivera
important thread proceed
Luke Diaz
I guess if you want something done right, you just have to do it yourself...
Jonathan Parker
...and the race is on! But steering a horse as fast as Dirty Dan is no easy task! What can we do to keep him steady?
Jackson Taylor
GO SIMON! GO!!!
Rolling dubs for speed multiplier
Jordan Morris
The speed multiplier fails and the lazily drawn Black Beauty passes us up! This is not looking good for us, the other riders are far too experienced! We have to think and use everything we've got smartly if we're to win this! But all we've got is the Dildo of Smiting and our own wits! The Golden Sword of Fishe and Satania's demonic magic are back at the betting stand! What can we do?
Xavier Thompson
I've got to go now unfortunately, but I'll be back in about an hour or an hour and a half. Fear not, I'm not giving up on the story.
Adrian Foster
shove the dildo in your horse's ass and use it as a rudder
Evan Sullivan
Bump.
Josiah Jackson
I'm back! It looks like that little maneuver gave us quite a burst of speed. We're going so fast I can't even tell what's real anymore!
Tyler Anderson
I'm gonna head to bed now. If the thread's still up tomorrow I'll continue then.
Leo Phillips
Nice touch with the mane
Carson Jenkins
Do you remember a guy that's been
In such an early song?
I've heard a rumor from Ground Control
Oh no, don't say it's true
They got a message from the Action Man
"I'm happy, hope you're happy too
I've loved all I've needed, love
Sordid details following"
The shrieking of nothing is killing, just
Pictures of Jap girls in synthesis and I
Ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair
But I'm hoping to kick but the planet it's glowing
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom's a junkie
Strung out in heaven's high
Hitting an all-time low
Time and again I tell myself
I'll stay clean tonight
But the little green wheels are following me
Oh no, not again
I'm stuck with a valuable friend
"I'm happy, hope you're happy too"
One flash of light but no smoking pistol
I never done good things (I never done good things)
I never done bad things (I never done bad things)
I never did anything out of the blue, woh-o-oh
Want an axe to break the ice
Wanna come down right now
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom's a junkie
Strung out in heaven's high
Hitting an all-time low
My mother said, to get things done
You'd better not mess with Major Tom
My mother said, to get things done
You'd better not mess with Major Tom
My mother said, to get things done
You'd better not mess with Major Tom
My mother said, to get things done
You'd better not mess with Major Tom
Jack Ward
bump so it stays up
Bentley Bennett
I cried
Luke Bell
bump
Justin Davis
Bump?
Carson Hughes
Yes.
John Morales
No
Dominic Roberts
he explores the wonders of pornhub
Isaiah Evans
Simon goes with his mummy and daddy to the ice cream store on a family outing. A good time is had by all, and Simon's parents tell him that they are proud of him for doing well in school. Simon is very glad to hear this. He needed this reassurance today. Simon and his family go home and spend time together. All is well.
Alexander Flores
But he's still racing.
Camden Gonzalez
bump
Luke Parker
He keeps runnin, runnin
David Lewis
bump
Benjamin Evans
pmub
Justin Taylor
>7284294
Based Jinzo poster
Aaron Miller
Adam Price
...
Liam Adams
So fast that open a portal to dildo realm.
Parker Morgan
It all starts when Simon goes to a dream theater in the not so distant future. There he uncovers old memories of him being Cobra, a legendary space pirate. He then set off to on many adventures, such as rescuing three sisters to recover Captain Nelson's treasure.
Luke Lopez
CONTINUE
William Cooper
JINZO, where art thou?
Jeremiah James
Don’t worry old friend, you and I will explore the great world the Cirno has given us.
Nicholas Rivera
Knock em all out and take her as a slave.
Angel Adams
Julian Ward
I hope one day you two could talk again.
Luis Allen
>Unkill thread
Luke Sanders
JINZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Logan Russell
>wonders
You just want OP to draw him jacking off so you can use it as a reaction image, this isn’t an adventure
Colton Lee
Ramming speed, to the finish line!
Caleb Robinson
Is Jinzo kill?
Asher Jones
Yes, and it was me, the milk meister!
Jacob White
Gavin Powell
...
Nolan Reed
Missing rest of the band, desu.
Angel Johnson
i cant believe jinzo is fucking dead