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Imagine being Lao Yang in this scene and having to be all like "damn, Democratic Republic of the Congo, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your natural resources and horrific lazy ass unproductive workforce. I would totally invest in you, both personally and as my government" when all he really wants to do is go back to Tianjin and eat a Pomeranian. Like seriously imagine having to be Lao Yang and not only live in that ashtray while those monkey truck drivers insult your race, the favorable government policy barely concealing the resentment and corruption and just live there, day after day, hour after hour, while they slack off from work. Not only having to tolerate their subhuman lifestyle but their haughty attitude as everyone on the site tells them they've STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SWAMBUTU BOZELE WORKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to live there and watch these ape-like chimp faces contort into a confused grimace when you ask them where their hardhat is. You've been working with nothing but a healthy stream of efficient insect-like slaves and whores thrown out by their peasant families for being female for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Sichuan. You've never even seen anything this tiresome before, and now you swear you can taste the beet liquor that has stained their uniforms as they adjust them and writhe suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in their "motivated" (for that is what they call themselves) performance, the performance they didn't work at all to achieve with their Chinese overseers in the previous months. And then the foreman calls for another load of gravel, and you know you could shoot every single person on this site before Eddie could reach you, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Lao Yang. You're not going to ruin your government's investments over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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There truly is no animal on this Earth or universe for that matter that is more noble, brilliant, beautiful, ingenious, and frankly holy than the common domestic guinea pig.
The Whore of Naples has decided for us. Guinea pigs are by far the most spiritually powerful and intellectually developed living thing on the planet, far surpassing human beings - the supposed "apex" predator, top of the food chain. I scoff at that notion.
Every human being should own at least 3 guinea pigs. They are nature's compass, indicating where one's life should head. They are immeasurably important for improving your quality of life. There's a certain insanity that accompanies 'ownership' of guinea pigs - and I use that term, 'ownership', lightly. They own you. And you should be eager, grateful even, that they've chosen to enter your life.
If you have guinea pigs, you're a holy one. I have four myself and couldn't live without them. Not that I was ever "living" before they came into me. They only eat plants - a mirror image of how humans should be. We've fallen as a species. Guinea pigs are proof that God exists, and they are the improved revision of His image. We were originally made in His image, yes, but we are by nature too flawed. So His image changed to accommodate perfection, and we are no longer in His image. God is a cosmic guinea pig, and guinea pigs are tiny gods. They are one in the same.