You have three wishes bant

you have three wishes bant
they'll all come true by next week i promise

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Gf pls

Be less fat

death

weight loss
muscle gain
steady flow of income for zero or near zero work

I wish for the exact opposite of OPs thread. Thus, ending this thread.

one brand new gf will appear in your basement tomorrow
ur thin now
noo don't do that
woosh!
you are chad
nuh uh
you just wished to make a shitty thread

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>The fall of Israel
>The fall of Israel
>Having a less boring life

israel will burn and you are now a quadriplegic male stripper

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Technically, Israel dosent exist doest it? It's fucking Palesitine, that Jewish cunts claimed the rights too, so continue to this very day slaughtering innocent Palestinians to take over their entire land. So the Jews can re-name it Israel. Then send off a few nuclear bombs on a world your, to show the planet who's boss.

I wish for every wish ITT to not be fulfilled except mine

>i wish for 1000 more wishes
>i wish for a small pocket dimension of my own

i'm denying your wish becuase it sux
you don't get anything either because you cheated

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based

>too smart for the retarded genie
feels good

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new job
weight loss
gf

pretty standard stuff

same

yeah but you get no wishes now so h*ck off

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Post a cute Karen
Post a lewd Karen
Post a funny Karen

>you can't play with my toys cuz mad
cope!

NO PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME D0 THIS

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Do it

FUUCCKKK

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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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every user on bant's dicks will shrink by 40% except for mine
a mod will get banned (abib)
frogs will be gone for a day

more will to live
less autism
and please tell me how to fix my skin

Jow Forums becomes good

for you to take girl form
or me to become a cute girl
and for you to teleport into my basement tied up

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fuck please don't wish for that
abib is now gone
i'm feeling a strong lack of frogs next tuesday

exfoliate and mosturise?
change you pillow cases regularly?

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*for me

Yay

>exfoliate and mosturise?
Doesn't work:(
>change you pillow cases regularly?
Every 3 days.
And its more of a body problem rather than my face.

bant is already good you silly goose

what the fuck this wasn't meant to happen

why

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I wanted a wish that could actually come true

get rich
get the girl I want
get a box that grants me more wishes :^)

have you tried asking one of those dermatologista things?
i don't know much about skincare sry

that technically isn't wishing for more wishes, so i'll grant it
dumb leaf

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we don't have any in my shithole
last time i was at one was a year ago and he told me its hormonal/endocrine problems and I had to do tests so they know what it is exactly but I just didn't have the time to do those

I wish for your death

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wh-why...

*cough*

ʷʰᵃᵗ⋅⋅

ʷʰ-ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵈᶦᵈ ᶦ ᵈᵒ?

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bant bf
bant gf
bant bf

You called me fat, ugly, and stupid

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*falls off a bridge and fucking dies*

that really sucks
i'm sorry i'm no use but i know next to nothing about this sort of stuff

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your harem of bantoids should arrive soon
i'm sure you will soon come to regret your wishes
that wasn't even me
now i have to haunt you

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I wish to know the meaning of life

okay, granted
just don't tell anyone, okay?

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i want love
i guess