you have three wishes bant
they'll all come true by next week i promise
You have three wishes bant
Gf pls
Be less fat
death
weight loss
muscle gain
steady flow of income for zero or near zero work
I wish for the exact opposite of OPs thread. Thus, ending this thread.
one brand new gf will appear in your basement tomorrow
ur thin now
noo don't do that
woosh!
you are chad
nuh uh
you just wished to make a shitty thread
>The fall of Israel
>The fall of Israel
>Having a less boring life
israel will burn and you are now a quadriplegic male stripper
Technically, Israel dosent exist doest it? It's fucking Palesitine, that Jewish cunts claimed the rights too, so continue to this very day slaughtering innocent Palestinians to take over their entire land. So the Jews can re-name it Israel. Then send off a few nuclear bombs on a world your, to show the planet who's boss.
I wish for every wish ITT to not be fulfilled except mine
>i wish for 1000 more wishes
>i wish for a small pocket dimension of my own
i'm denying your wish becuase it sux
you don't get anything either because you cheated
based
>too smart for the retarded genie
feels good
new job
weight loss
gf
pretty standard stuff
same
yeah but you get no wishes now so h*ck off
Post a cute Karen
Post a lewd Karen
Post a funny Karen
>you can't play with my toys cuz mad
cope!
NO PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME D0 THIS
Do it
FUUCCKKK
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
every user on bant's dicks will shrink by 40% except for mine
a mod will get banned (abib)
frogs will be gone for a day
more will to live
less autism
and please tell me how to fix my skin
Jow Forums becomes good
for you to take girl form
or me to become a cute girl
and for you to teleport into my basement tied up
fuck please don't wish for that
abib is now gone
i'm feeling a strong lack of frogs next tuesday
exfoliate and mosturise?
change you pillow cases regularly?
*for me
Yay
>exfoliate and mosturise?
Doesn't work:(
>change you pillow cases regularly?
Every 3 days.
And its more of a body problem rather than my face.
bant is already good you silly goose
what the fuck this wasn't meant to happen
why
I wanted a wish that could actually come true
get rich
get the girl I want
get a box that grants me more wishes :^)
have you tried asking one of those dermatologista things?
i don't know much about skincare sry
that technically isn't wishing for more wishes, so i'll grant it
dumb leaf
we don't have any in my shithole
last time i was at one was a year ago and he told me its hormonal/endocrine problems and I had to do tests so they know what it is exactly but I just didn't have the time to do those
I wish for your death
wh-why...
*cough*
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ʷʰ-ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵈᶦᵈ ᶦ ᵈᵒ?
bant bf
bant gf
bant bf
You called me fat, ugly, and stupid
*falls off a bridge and fucking dies*
that really sucks
i'm sorry i'm no use but i know next to nothing about this sort of stuff
your harem of bantoids should arrive soon
i'm sure you will soon come to regret your wishes
that wasn't even me
now i have to haunt you
I wish to know the meaning of life
okay, granted
just don't tell anyone, okay?
i want love
i guess