H-h-hello..... i-it's me...
I'm kinda nervous... as of r-right n-now.....
H-h-hello..... i-it's me
Why? What made you nervous?
bill gates
Fucking. Pathetic.
Turn the fucking lights on, I can't hear you.
No.
I didn't expect this fucking attention
why did you guys do this
let me have a conversation with my goat boy please
Did you go outside?
Yes... and for some s-strange reason... I felt normal.
So...? That's no reason to be scared of going outside.
Ngahhh..... please don't start.
...I'm not. Just wondering if you're okay....
(oh shit i'm not sure if i like this)
GRAHHH
n-nooo... british-chan...~
your mum gay
wtf... a female cannot be gay
> Self-responding
M8 this is way too sad
Give kot!
i know, it's too sad that my husbando is not real.
but i try hard to make it real~
i expected better news, deary~
asriel fucking tricked me
W-w-whoops... I-I got f-freakin' sidetracked.........
...oh no.... are you undyne's friend or something??
...No. Th-th-that's none of your business...!!
I can tell by your stuttering~
Ahh.......
OH FUCK...... I HAD A HEART ATTACK WHERE ANIME WASN'T REAL-
But I thought it was real~
I-It is..... it's just not in the real world yet...
...mew mew is real. :)
W-where-
Oh wait nevermind... that's just your tv.
D-d-damn you.....
d-don't worry, alphys...?
(oh god oh frick)
op this is the most autistic thread ive seen in a while, go fuck yourself
I can't fuck myself because there is no clone of me, and I don't do gay sex.
i can't believe it. another hater~
agghhhhh
i return from the night
NYARRGH
oh fuck Alphys took the kids
w-w-WHAT.... NO I DID NOT-
It's a stupid joke I found on the internet~
W-well... it isn't f-f-funny... I never had kids.. nor planned them.... it'd be too hard to handle.
(haha i just realized this is a slice of life bs)
but i'm straight
e
i'm just gonna keep bumping
I heard that they're awfully stingy of anons.
what the FUCK is this
a blank picture.
have you not learned enough in school, user?
w-wew... i thought it was a roleplaying samefagging faggot bumping his shitty ass thread
>shitty ass thread
i thought your mother raised you right.
at least it's different every time i post
haha..... h-h-humans c-can be crazy sometimes...
Yeah... they can be... except for you, my love~
b-but i'm not a human.
NGAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
i'm sorry alphys-chan i'm literally fucking nervous right now
ho ho ho... i'm going a bit overboard
holy shit i'm gonna crash into the speed of light
D'OH FUCK
please just appreciate me
is that not what i want?
post benis
benis
to be continued waaaaa
SHUT UP SHUT UP
>SHUT UP SHUT UP
no no
DANGEROUS
Jow Forums is just dangerous.
agreed
>>SHUT UP SHUT UP
>no no
haha.....
EMBRACE THE ALMIGHTY LORD OF Jow Forums
TO BE CONTINUED ON WAAAAAAAAAA
HIHO DR JONES HOLD ON TO YOUR POTATOES I AM REPRESENTATIVE ON BEHALF OF TRUE DR JONES THE ULTIMATE CONNOISSEUR OF JAPANESE FILM AND I HERE TO TELL YOU YOU FUCK AUTIST DR JONES 2 TO KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT FUNNY HAHA DR JONES VERY FUNNY
b-but.... autists are amazing
why are you talking to yourself
because
Stronger than you.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH. AAAHHH AH AHA H HA HAM HAMHAWJOWAIHHDFEHNFRHNUIOWMJIOFUHWIOFSZHNFNHFHIDGIOSDVGKDSNJSNGIOEAUFISJGOUEIO0TW79TJTHOIFJ9IUSDFIAEWSDK
GOD DAMN IT
is Alphys okay now..?
haha... w-what do you mean? yes i am..
i fucking love undertale, despite everything 'weird'.
yeah, alphys is my waifu
MOTHERFUCK SHE'S IN MY HEAD AGAIN-
watch anime, my boy
I already d-did... and I cried...
Fucking kill yourself loser.
I can't.
I'm not killing myself. That would be edgy.
goat mom.... this world is too scary...
wetyf