H-h-hello..... i-it's me

H-h-hello..... i-it's me...
I'm kinda nervous... as of r-right n-now.....

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Why? What made you nervous?

bill gates

Fucking. Pathetic.

Turn the fucking lights on, I can't hear you.

No.

I didn't expect this fucking attention
why did you guys do this
let me have a conversation with my goat boy please

Did you go outside?

Yes... and for some s-strange reason... I felt normal.

So...? That's no reason to be scared of going outside.

Ngahhh..... please don't start.

...I'm not. Just wondering if you're okay....

(oh shit i'm not sure if i like this)

GRAHHH

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n-nooo... british-chan...~

your mum gay

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wtf... a female cannot be gay

> Self-responding
M8 this is way too sad

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Give kot!

i know, it's too sad that my husbando is not real.

but i try hard to make it real~

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i expected better news, deary~

asriel fucking tricked me

W-w-whoops... I-I got f-freakin' sidetracked.........

...oh no.... are you undyne's friend or something??

...No. Th-th-that's none of your business...!!

I can tell by your stuttering~

Ahh.......

OH FUCK...... I HAD A HEART ATTACK WHERE ANIME WASN'T REAL-

But I thought it was real~

I-It is..... it's just not in the real world yet...

...mew mew is real. :)

W-where-

Oh wait nevermind... that's just your tv.

D-d-damn you.....

d-don't worry, alphys...?

(oh god oh frick)

op this is the most autistic thread ive seen in a while, go fuck yourself

I can't fuck myself because there is no clone of me, and I don't do gay sex.

i can't believe it. another hater~

agghhhhh

i return from the night

NYARRGH

oh fuck Alphys took the kids

w-w-WHAT.... NO I DID NOT-

It's a stupid joke I found on the internet~

W-well... it isn't f-f-funny... I never had kids.. nor planned them.... it'd be too hard to handle.

(haha i just realized this is a slice of life bs)

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but i'm straight

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i'm just gonna keep bumping

I heard that they're awfully stingy of anons.

what the FUCK is this

a blank picture.
have you not learned enough in school, user?

w-wew... i thought it was a roleplaying samefagging faggot bumping his shitty ass thread

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>shitty ass thread
i thought your mother raised you right.

at least it's different every time i post

haha..... h-h-humans c-can be crazy sometimes...

Yeah... they can be... except for you, my love~

b-but i'm not a human.

NGAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

i'm sorry alphys-chan i'm literally fucking nervous right now

ho ho ho... i'm going a bit overboard
holy shit i'm gonna crash into the speed of light

D'OH FUCK

please just appreciate me
is that not what i want?

post benis

benis

to be continued waaaaa

SHUT UP SHUT UP

>SHUT UP SHUT UP
no no

DANGEROUS

Jow Forums is just dangerous.

agreed

>>SHUT UP SHUT UP
>no no

haha.....

EMBRACE THE ALMIGHTY LORD OF Jow Forums

TO BE CONTINUED ON WAAAAAAAAAA

HIHO DR JONES HOLD ON TO YOUR POTATOES I AM REPRESENTATIVE ON BEHALF OF TRUE DR JONES THE ULTIMATE CONNOISSEUR OF JAPANESE FILM AND I HERE TO TELL YOU YOU FUCK AUTIST DR JONES 2 TO KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT FUNNY HAHA DR JONES VERY FUNNY

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b-but.... autists are amazing

why are you talking to yourself

because

Stronger than you.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH. AAAHHH AH AHA H HA HAM HAMHAWJOWAIHHDFEHNFRHNUIOWMJIOFUHWIOFSZHNFNHFHIDGIOSDVGKDSNJSNGIOEAUFISJGOUEIO0TW79TJTHOIFJ9IUSDFIAEWSDK

GOD DAMN IT

is Alphys okay now..?

haha... w-what do you mean? yes i am..

i fucking love undertale, despite everything 'weird'.

yeah, alphys is my waifu

MOTHERFUCK SHE'S IN MY HEAD AGAIN-

watch anime, my boy

I already d-did... and I cried...

Fucking kill yourself loser.

I can't.

I'm not killing myself. That would be edgy.

goat mom.... this world is too scary...

wetyf