I'm sick. On the bright side I don't have to work I guess

I'm sick. On the bright side I don't have to work I guess.

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Have some chicken soup

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We're in the same boat. I sympathize for you.

That would require me to do things. Maybe my housemate will make me some.
One day, we'll be back to our normal, autistic selves again.

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ur not autistic tho
anyway, get well, dumb Chad

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Oh no I am autistic. I'm just a successful autist.

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UR NOT AUTISTIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh? I once almost had a mental breakdown because a few girls in a group I was in had cleavage and I felt as though I couldn't stop my eyes from going there and I thought they noticed and secretly hated me. I apologized profusely online and they were both like 'Oh I didn't really notice or mind.' and one of them was like 'If I wear a low cut top its cause I want to be looked at'. This is a true story that happened recently. I don't even know how I got the wrong signals, I damn near wanted to kms and then it turned out to be nothing.

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>he notices other people existance and recognise they might have feelings and on top of that TALKS to them
do you even autism?

Believe me you have no idea how hard it is for me to talk to women but I try because it's the only way to get what I want.

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just pretend they are guys lol

If I pretended they were guys I'd just be like 'HEY YOU WANNA FUCK?'. I don't think that would go down well. Women are fundamentally different and require a different approach.

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That works for Chads tho.

I'm not a chad. I'm just a dumb autist who tries. The issue with 95% of autists? They don't try, they just sit around and cry about how nothing is falling into their lap. Nothing in life is free.

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you're no autist

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>The issue with 95% of autists? They don't try, they just sit around and cry
Nah, those are just failed normies, autists literally don't care.
I keep telling him, but he wants to pretend to be in the same league with CWC and Elliot and other wierd people.

To be clear, I'm talking about 4chin meme autism and not literal autism, you autists.

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y tho

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I dunno, I wouldn't even call myself 4chin autistic and you're clearly in a far better place mentally then I am, so still no.
Y wat?

why would anyone pretend to be autistic?
mockery?

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To fit in. To be special. To be victim. List goes on.

Why what?
>you're clearly in a far better place mentally then I am, so still no.
I mean, I dunno what your mental health is like but I don't even see how that's relevant, and anyway I do have a lot of issues, the way I project =/= the way I am. I struggle to relax in social settings especially with women and I wasn't understating the fact that I almost had a mental breakdown, I literally almost had a mental breakdown because of some cleavage that one time. I went to the bathroom and slammed my head against the wall and was crying for a few minutes and didn't wanna go back. All because a few girls had some cleavage. I'm constantly panicking about stupid shit. idk man.
It isn't mockery, it's Jow Forums culture.

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hmmm

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Autism.

Yes, thank you.

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who are u

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Who knows?

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a cutie

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Hi you.

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Thanks for the (You)
How are (You) doing?

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Ima gonna call you autist from now on, since I think calling you boislut all the time is kinda rood.
Get well soon.

Sounds comf as heck

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I'm a sick boi
Eh, I prefer boislut
Not really cause I'm more or less doing what I'd normally be doing just while sick.

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Boring and lame

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what kind of sickness?
Have you seen doktor chen yet?

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yeah. v boring v lame
tbdesu it's just a cold, I'm coughing and sneezing and constantly blowing my nose. I used to have a sore throat but that's mostly gone, and I feel fatigued but that could be unrelated idk, I usually feel tired so it's hard to tell whats what.

I have not, I'm just gonna wait this one out.

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oofie owie here's a hug so you get better

Good night!

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also sleep earlier okay you'll get better quicker

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I would but I already slept a lot today. Good night fren.

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NO ONE ASKED YOU DR JONES AKA THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE

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