OK Bant, Let’s create our own cult

Each member shall be awarded a special cultname, to be used on Jow Forums whenever undertaking cult activities.
But firstly, we need to decide what we shall worship as our God. I suggest something like Gary Coleman. Are you in?

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i'm sorry but i will only worship karen
all other deities are false gods

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Well you can kindly fuck off. You are not welcome in our cult

I'm thinking about calling it the Kult of Bant or KOB. Any suggestions?

Cool idea! Let's worship Jesus and do daily rosaries together!

Akari akaza is my god

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The last thing Jesus needs is another cult in his name. Plus we are far more autistic than christians. idea rejected im affraid.

get out of our cult thread at once!

No, I call for a polytheistic cult reform now.

Go on, Polytheism is defo better than monotheism. You may be onto something here

Lame and gay. There only is big brother

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This cult could finally unite froggers and cirino's.

LizardSquad did the Lizard thing. This cult demands originality

We should make a patheon with common Jow Forums memes and then write stories about them

if its gay in any way I'm out if not we should make taking virginity a part of the cult also filming it is very important

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It's an idea. Ill file that in the b1N immediately.

Only if virgin is legal age and consents!! Then I can't see any problem with that as friendly cult entertainment.

big brother constantly abused me, why would I want to make a cult in his name
fuck you retard

He's already been expelled from the cult. Are you in user?

No, because
>we should make taking virginity a part of the cult
when all of your cult members are guys is gay
and gay cults are fucking gay af

No rape allowed in this cunt my rapey fren

#cult haha

Reported.

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hah.... i don't know i've just considered myself god

Good point tho! I agree. All members of our cult are "gods"

I was considering you for the position of Cult Leader Vice President!

ok so i have an idea of a cult so basically you all worship me sounds good ?? aight

Adolf Hitler

Id rather worship Adolf Hitler too

We need a meme with the hashtag - Kult of Bant, so we can get share it about and recruit members.

her

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In that case...

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Anons and the Big Bant?

Who is she?

No. It's now called the Kult of Bant or KoB for short.

Varg. Mayhem God

Kristina Vikernes

Absolutely tremendous

Ok im in

I'm thinking our Kult should allow all gods, but we must have a thing to worship that encompasses all gods.

Welcome to our Kult

Now should i introduce myself, my name is Gaston

Hey Jow Forums I got a GREAT IDEA! How about we create a cult! Let’s decide what we should worship as our god! I suggest Purple Aki! You in?

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Will Adolf Hitler be reckoned as a saint in out cvlt?

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Ok, for now, we simply add Kob to our current names, e.g Anonymous-KoB.
KoB stands for Kult of Bant, and also King of Bant. All members of this Kult are Kings!

Its getting late and i have things to do, so for now byebye and good night Kult members

It's open to debate upon our Kult Members.

>Ok, for now, we simply add Kob to our current names, e.g Anonymous-KoB. KoB stands for Kult of Bant, and also King of Bant. All members of this Kult are Kings!

Kob

We shall meet again soon. Rest my fren

Let's vote strawpoll.me/17244647
14-no
88-yes

Oh, great, we get to go back to 2013 shrek cult bullshit.
You must be 16 years or younger to enjoy this unfunny shit!!!!!

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Hitler did nothing wrong!

If people are offended by this "Opinion", they are certainly NOT welcome into the KoB (Kult of Bant. Does that clearly answer your query my fren

Ironically, you spent your own time and effort in replying to my thread. You know nothing of "not giving a fuck". You should join our Kult and we'll teach you how to handle the internet like a pro.

This. Heil führer of the Jow Forums volk!

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Welcome to KoB

just another epic win against this kult
manbitch

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thanks fren

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You delusional or drunk? hahaha

Suwako Moriya is the only true God!

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This Kult incorporates ALL gods, so you are welcome to join Sir

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>Simply add KoB to your "Name" for kult Membership Affiliation.

The holy fishes or the mods

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nah how about i- REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I've decided to leave the cult because gaydolf shitler is cringe

If you can convince karen to let me see the kids you can count me in

Off you fuck :)
Now that's funny hahahahahahaha

Welcome to KoB

no romanians are allowed in the cvlt

That's false.

how come?

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Also we need to praise lord gaben our savior with dabing three times at his shrine

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The greater Cult of worm the homosexualist.

Love it

I had forgotton all about that hahahahaha Last night hahaha

5 get try

meh

Kot Cult > Your Cult

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The cult of KEK, penultimate king of gets makes it's presence known.
We present chaos, and an only slightly faster board, though never dull.

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i dont know man, my mom told me cults are bad

Btw boys join this raid
We need as much people as possible

Maybe a little too far.
>Flashback to today's big Jow Forums get
Idolotry is kinda wrong. Humanity is a false god.

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Fuck Pol

How are you not using it as a news site bud? Sometimes you can only hear things only reported in-country there.

My fren. They used to call me "Leader of AnonUK" Yes, I ran around wearing a guy fawks mask haha I admined countless facebook groups, and pages. One of the pages today has over 1 million "likes". I think people on Pol are still holding onto their AnonMask, when Ive learned to let it go.

>Assuming I've let it go.
Always fight the good fight.

Fool

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Always reject the rule of a false god. (Man)

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This is my fight in life. Humanity is a false god. Nobody has the answers to life any more than you do. Nobody is even inspired enough to BE a good change. Anonymous left too quick and we need them back.they had a good idea and just ghosted.

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Anonymous is long Dead mate. Believe.

are you an Anarchist?

Minarchist for America. Constitutionalist.

no/

kolt get

>anonymous left
christ you made me laugh at how new you are