S E M E N -- Liquid of Life

It appears all of the semen retention threads are correct. Not only does the nutritional value of semen reabsorb into the body but it has HEALING PROPERTIES when injected into the muscles.

irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/ireland/man-injects-himself-with-his-own-semen-to-treat-back-pain-897934.html

archive.vn/CwmAh

The only two reasons semen should ever leave your body is for the purposes of impregnating a woman or injecting yourself with it.

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inject it into an egg and this happens:
youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I

What happens if you EAT that?

Then you transform into a faggot.

... this is bullshit right?

Chronic masturbating wankfags BTFO

fapbois = the new soibois

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An alien bursts out of your stomach after a short incubation period.

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Ah, I see you too are wise.

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right. k.

The tree of knowledge, or sexuality, was present alongside the other aspects of existence. It is even recognized as an important presence in Eden, alongside the Tree of Life. And in the tradition of the Kabbalah, these two trees are said to share the same roots. However, unlike any other tree in Eden, Adam and Eve were only allowed to enjoy the tree of knowledge without indulging in its fruit. …for as soon as you eat of it, you shall die… While in Eden, Adam and Eve only knew divinity and innocence and thus inherently respected the laws of creation. In their innocence, they were ignorant of the consequences of indulging in the fruit of sexuality. Tremendous energy is harnessed in the sexual act between a man and a woman. It is in this coitus that humanity has the God-given capacity to create. Man as the active force, the reflection of God the Father, woman as the receptive force, the reflection of God the mother, and sex (Creative fires, The Holy Spirit) as the force that brings them together. These are the three forces that give rise to all of creation, and this is the foundation of the universal symbol of the Trinity. (Christian: Father, Son, Holy Spirit, Jewish: Kether, Chokmah, Binah, Hindu: Brahma, Vishnu, Shiva, Egyptian: Osiris, Horus, Isis) The trinity is a unity of three; three that express as one; but in order to create, this one divides itself in two; male and female. (Male: Father, Abba, Shiva, Osiris, Female: Mother, Aima, Shakti, Isis) This is the mystery of the Holy Spirit, the fecundating fire of God, symbolized in India as Shiva-Shakti, the creative and destructive power of God. One of the most sacred symbols of Shiva, the Holy Spirit, is the Lingam-Yoni, the intersection of the phallus and uterus. The same symbol is found on the other side of the world, in the Alchemical tradition.

The force that powers all creation, on all levels of existence, is sexual energy. Sexual energy is symbolized by fire, by water, (Jesus displays his mastery over the sexual waters by walking on water) and by light. (The halo of light illustrates sexual purity). Enlightenment is born of the sexual waters. The Sexual Fire is the power of creation. In the tradition of Alchemy, the sexual energy is symbolized by Mercury. When we strike upon the foundation stone, the rock, we find the waters of life. (Moses strikes the stone with his staff). The ancient ritual of Baptism is a symbol of the transmutation of sexual energy, the source of salvation. The waters of life flow from the Tree of Life. All life is born of the sexual waters. The power of creation, harnessing the force of that electric energy, implies a great responsibility. At the time of Adam and Eve, sex was only practiced in the temples under the guidance of the Elohim. Gabriel and his legions of angels were guiding humanity in this holy ritual, as indicated by his recurrence in the Bible announcing the arrival of children. Gabriel is the regent of the moon and directly influences all forms of conception. At certain times of the year, the husband and wife would travel long distances in order to be instructed in the Sexual Mysteries. This is the long-forgotten root of the modern practice of the “honeymoon.” Thus the Angels supervised this Holy Sacrament and guided a single sperm to meet an egg in the precise moment needed to engender a deliberate and divine child. The wasteful expulsion of energy and semen through the orgasm was not, and is not, required to create a child. This is, in fact, the hidden meaning of the term “immaculate conception.”

Immaculate means “perfectly clean, without moral blemish.” (When a man has an emission of semen, he shall bathe his whole body in water and remain unclean until evening. – Leviticus 15:16) (The sexual energy should never be let out. – The 14th Dalai Lama). To indulge in the fruit of sexuality means to spill the sexual energy, to orgasm, to taste the divine energy that illuminates the soul, in order to feel physical sensation.Thus the energy used to maintain the physical and spiritual vitality of the individual is expelled through the orgasm. Adam and Eve, as a symbol of men and women of the ancient past, ate of the forbidden fruit of the Tree of Knowledge, or the Secret Knowledge of Sexuality: they abused the sexual energy in their own bodies by having the orgasm, and therefore they broke the most fundamental rule they had been given. It is very important that the tremendous energy that gives mankind the ability to create be used efficiently, because it is connected to the same energetic force that sustains the individual’s own vitality. It is well known that the sexual energy is intimately related to the health of our psyche and our physical bodies. Not only is it necessary for sustaining physical vitality and thus the five physical senses, but also the vitality of the seven superior senses that unites mankind to the Divine. (The Seven Chakras, The Seven Churches) (Seven Chakras: Sahasrara, Ajna, Vishuddha, Anahata, Manipura, Svadhisthana, Muladhara, Seven Churches: Laodicea, Philadelphia, Sardis, Thyatira, Pergamos, Smyrna, Ephesus) Without the sexual energy the soul atrophies, breaking our connection with God. (Samson is blinded) When we expel the sexual energy, we expel the energy that fuels our inner senses. This is why those who fornicate, who expel the sexual energy through the orgasm, cannot perceive God directly.

The orgasm is symbolized in the poisoned apple given to Snow White. While sweet to the taste of the physical senses, it is poison to the soul. Eating it results in unconsciousness and an eternity of sleep. The universal story of maidens and virtuous heroes falling asleep (Brunhilde is made to sleep –Norse mythology) is an allegory illustrating the sleep of the consciousness, the state in which the human being loses the direct personal knowledge of God and the higher realms of nature. This is why the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge was forbidden to eat. Before the abuse of the Tree of Knowledge, sex was treated with the utmost respect and the orgasm was unknown to mankind and unnecessary. Husband joined wife in the sexual act according to the Laws given to them by Jehovah Elohim. They enjoyed the Tree of Knowledge, sexuality, but did not eat of its fruit. This was the genesis of the distinction between good and evil. A humanity that knew only goodness ate of the forbidden fruit and discovered animal desire, which always leads to suffering and pain. (The decline of the Roman Empire). This is the Pandora’s Box or Vase of Greek mythology, which when opened releases the agents of evil into the world: fear, pride, shame. And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together and made themselves aprons. And Adam said, “I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; and I hid myself.” Through the discovery of the orgasm, Adam learned to be afraid, to be ashamed. As promised by the tempting serpent, humanity gained new knowledge: the knowledge of suffering.

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it... it moves... holy shit

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>open Jow Forums
>thread telling me to inject myself with semen
>closes Jow Forums

Fags are getting weirder every day.

The point is to understand that each time you ejaculate you are expelling literal strength from your body and mind.

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No wonder he looks younger than his age. Probably will easily live to 90s unless obesity kills him.

>before fap
>enough energy but cant focus
>after fap
>can focus but no energy

Jews use porn as a weapon against the youth of their enemies.

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Yeah great idea.
When i was a teenager i used to do that to not leave dirty tissues in the trash. Overtime it began hurting my balls and my lower abdomen like crazy. Turns out my prostate was swollen.
It was very embarassing to explain what i did to the doc

This meme has gay influence . Are you trying to meme /pol into gayness ?

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!
HOPE YOU LITTLE SHITTY ISLAND SINKS IN THE OCEAN FOREVER!!!!!1 *HISSSSSSSS*

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sauce

Can you even fully recover from years of masturbation?

>before fap can't focus

Strengthen your psyche through meditation. Impulse control is as important as physical strength.

youtu.be/JgPWJ4r9hP0

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Do what?

>/ck/

It's a Jew trying to get the goyim to not ever consider injecting or retaining semen.

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You're a faggot if you are thinking anything more than semen retention.

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retaining jizz

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How was it embarrassing to explain to doc that you never masturbate? Wouldn't it be more embarrassing to admit that you masturbate every single day when you come home from school?

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I started no fap last november and still going. Its starting to get easier too, my girlfriend - although she isn't as high freq as I am, has helped a ton with the rejection of porn. Funny enough, I can fap without porn now. The worst thing about it is I fucking love my natsoc girlfriend body so much I nut in like 10 minutes.

So, what if I swallow and absorb other semen, asking for a friend

Good job. I've been trying to succeed in nofap since 2011.

you didn't get digits once. Fuck your jew talk

dont give leafs (you)s.....

Haven't been going on a long time man, and alot of what those nofappers say is either not true in my case or outright lies. I can tell you that there are some big and different changes my guy. Power through it. Even the self-discipline that comes with it feels 10/10

>it has HEALING PROPERTIES when injected into the muscles.

What the fuck am i reading?

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>The only two reasons semen should ever leave your body is for the purposes of impregnating a woman or injecting yourself with it.
Jow Forums is the best website in the world

Don't be a mutt. All my evropean brothers deserve my time. It's not about countries, it's about your people and your culture you fucking crosseyed trailernigger

>oy vey goyim, don't listen to that dirty leaf he's just trying to shoah you, just keep watching blacked and dog fart you good goy

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Is this like a new pozzing tactic?
>Inject the cum of your fellow man

Don't forget that semen doesn't start to reabsorb until about 70 days of abstinence. So "nofap" for mere days or weeks is useless. It must be at least months.

this is fucking terrifying, think of all those women who have "convinced" their bf's to kill their husbands.

>checking

Fellow man? It's your own or none. If you have AIDS, injecting yourself with your AIDS cum isn't going to give you more AIDS.

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>inject semen into your muscles
Seems legit. Hi, /b/.

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Slippery slope. We all know that red cross is a prolapsed asshole.
Literally butthurt.

Source? Willing to accept a bad one.

But the issue for some of us, is the lack of release aside from fapping.

In my case, my wife has polycystic ovary syndrome, so has no drive. None. We also have 3 kids and counting so her energy is sucked up by the kids.

How do I join the no fap club?

Yeah. I think the most noticeable changes occur during the first attempts. More sociable, more energy etc. It was kind of a honeymoon period which then levelled out. Now years later there does not seem to be much difference between pre and post fapping, other than 1-2 days of lethargy. It could be that I have "recovered" from the actual PMO addiction/habitualization already, and thus only need to pay the small penalty associated with a single ejaculation every time I relapse, instead of fully reawakening the addiction pathways.

I have multiple 40-60 day streaks, i just have never managed to quit porn for good. At the moment I last 1-2 weeks at a time. There always comes some opportunity for an excuse that I fall down to. To this day I'm not even sure whether I'm better off never masturbating vs a few times a month. I've kept a log of my frequencies for the past years, last year I masturbated 78 times in total which averages to every 4-5 day.

>own body produces a substance with sacred healing properties and more
>refuses to acknowledge this fact

The eternal untermensch

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...goyim.... know...?

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meanwhile chads cum three times a day in different pussies and still will be a million times higher test than any no fap or nocumlets
lmao at you beta incels

>semen good
What's your source shlomo? Is it your mom?

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hey, it's you again

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Can someone please clairfy the biological difference between orgasm and stroking my dick every now and again then? Not edging, just like how you sometimes get a random boner and you give it a bit of a 'stretch' (fuck, you know what I mean).

Obviously semen is lost, but in terms of chemicals being released it's basically the same, right? As long as I'm not looking at porn I'm not messing with my brain?

FUCKING KEK PAGANKEKS MUST BE HAPPY RIGHT NOW

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drink =/= inject/retain

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>irishexaminer
hol up

MY GOD, YOU ABSOLUTE RETARDS, IT'S JUST SOME PLAY-DOH OR WATAVER AND SOME MAGNETS

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CYKA BLYAT

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>You send forth to gratify a moment's passion, the very material of which the brain is made.
Makes sense, sperm looks alot like a proto-brain/spinal column

the limbs were fucking moving

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Didn't i just fucking say it was magnets?

Isn't this whole 'semen retention' thing completely negated by wet dreams? If semen is so precious, how come our body naturally and forcefully expels it without a second thought?

check all of the videos, fucking lol, the dude died of (((heart attack))) in jan 2018, 4 days after his last video on homu.... lel, govermint took his pets

Wow, that just gave me an epiphany.
Thanks dude, really.

there were no magnets

wet dreams diminish after a period of time. it's only a temporary phase. the key is controlling your sexual thoughts casually throughout the day.

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What if I had a vasectomy before I knew of this so-called treatment ? Am I fucked ?

I remember the thread about that video. Good times.

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So is this just pseudo science or legit? Also would stimulating a bunch a masculine guys phallic body parts with my mouth and hands to have them all ejaculate all over my body also increase my muscle mass and testosterone through skin absorption? This is purely for science and health purposes of course.

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>or injecting yourself with it
don't tell me Jow Forumstards actually believe shit like this

B-but Jow Forums is always right though a bit overly dramatic.

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And you guys hate me for importing from Jow Forums, have to admit some of that had you laughing.. always a good time.

>And you guys hate me
I don't h8 you user!

People need to stop posting only one of the two qt3.14 protagonists of this show.

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Noir is cute though, cute!! But you have a point I guess the bug is alright too.

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what the fuck

CURED MY MASTURBATION ADDICTION KEK

I want them both to suck my cock.

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>I want them both to suck my cock.
Don't we all now. I personally wanna stack them and take turns fucking their asses as well as share ladybugs pussy with Noir in a DP.

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my wife koto is so cute

Now this is based

>koto is so cute
You'd be correct with that statement user.

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