>Be 15
>Meet a girl at prom
>We were the only ones without dates
>We hit it off instantly
>Our relationship develops over the next few weeks
>One day, I invite her over to my place for sexytime
>My parents are out of town
>They took my little bro to his wrestling tournament
>*Next Day* she comes over
>All I had to worry about was our dog
>I decided to just put him in my room, afterall, it wouldn't take more than an hour
>My GF and I get into our usual position snuggled up on the couch
>She tells me she wants to try something different this time
>Asks me whether we can do it in the bum
>I said sure, I mean, what's the worst that could happen
>If we didn't like it we could just go back to the other hole, right?
>I lube up and I stick it in
>We were going at it for about 30 seconds
>But out of nowhere, she shits herself
>I immediately pull out
>She runs into the bathroom to wash up and cry a little from embarrassment
>I'm left there with shitdick and a pristine, cream colored couch with a shit and skid marks all over it
>My GF then leaves and I'm left there to clean up the aftermath
>I'm able to remove a lot of the fecal matter
>But there's still shit stains and brown streaks all over it
>Not to mention the smell that was stinking up the entire house
>There was no way to cover this up
>I'm just praying that the smell will somehow drift away if i leave the windows open for the rest of the day
>Then I could maybe say that I spilled chocolate milk or I had one of my sleep walking fits with chocolate ice cream
>Sadly my parents came back in the next morning and I woke up to my dad screaming at me, asking what happened
>He knew it was shit
>So I just try the old "the dog did it, he shat on the couch!"
>My father was not impressed
>He decided to put the dog down the next week
>Am I an asshole?
Am I an asshole?
jfk. the dog would understand
lol
yes
b&
ok satan
Just make sure to remember his courageous sacrifice.
Loool if true story
The dog took the hit for you. What a bro.
F
Hey, have you talked with her ever since?
Need more green text
f for dog
>Me n my GF were still together after the incident
>We talked it out, and I assured her no one would know (even tho this is now public on Jow Forums)
>I cried a couple of times alone after our dog was put down
>I was filled with guilt
>After a few months, we broke up
>We had one of those typical high school fights
>She didn't like how I was hanging out with other girls
>She thought I had feelings for someone else, even tho I kept on denying it
>But desu i did have feelings for the other girl
>After highschool, I never really knew what happened to her or where she went
>None of us ever unblocked each other from facebook and myspace (which was the only popular social platform in my time)
GF are just problem for your wallet and feelings, it isn't?
The logical side of me doesn't want one, but the testosterone side does. I'm thinking of chemically castrating myself to escape the damned if you do and damned if you don't options.
Should've put your gf down
well, for that reason NEETs in japan has created the visual novel
>Oh don't worry, her next boyfriend put her down for me
>I still remember his name, Mathew Demagray
>Absolute legend
that sounds a bit cuck, pal
I've done bad things in the past too.
who the fuck are you quoting?
She'll be forever known as the shit gf. Literally
Holy crap, what the fuck is wrong with Spain
That is one of the most revolting pics I've ever seen
I don't think I could ever do anal to a girl.
That shit is weird.
You got an innocent dog killed. You practically set that needle in its vein yourself.
Now ask yourself, "What kind of person kills dogs for no reason?"
Right in one! Assholes do.
Yes, my dear anonymous friend. You are, in fact, an asshole.
Welcome! You must be new here.
>having anal with a girl
You deserved it