>wake up in a communist society
>Sunlight streams through window
>get up put on my clothes and head out the door
>suddenly my opensource smart phone rings
>I pick it up
>"Hey comrade! No need to come to work today your jobs been automated! have fun with your free time!"
>look around.
>no advertisements anywhere.
>people are talking to each other like they know each other even though they are basically strangers
>you feel a strong sense of community
>you walk down the street and notice that many of the large mansions have been turned into apartments for the poor
>the building that line the street offer free food and other goods
>one of the people working there smiles and waves at you
>another is reading a large book on physics.
>a large building that used to be a bank is now a huge library
>you decide to walk to the subway
>The pay meters have been removed
>the subway has been rebuilt better than before
>hanging on the wall in the flag of the city and a simple red flag
>You walk onto one of the trains and sit down next to a man with a large beard and a german accent
>You ask about the econemy the war's going on and the trouble going on in the world
>he turns around and smiles at you.
>"Thats all over now comrade"
>its marx.
>he gives you a paternal hug
>"I told you it was inevitable comrade."
Wake up in a communist society
in summary; internet communists are lonely and lazy and dream up hypothetical situations where everything is perfect
>police turn up at 4am
>take to gulag for saying words
>who was phone? government was phone all along
lole i cant do anything lole communism is good lole no mummy i dont want to apply to college lole im a misunderstood genius lole
Blow it out your ass, faggot lover
"That was not real communism"
Oh yes, we should totally try it again. Actually, create a time loop and restart every time it fails Big O style.
Seriously there must be a different way.
It's not always Cheushesku, GULag or Venezuella
Indeed comrade, it's going to be great I swear
Communism only works on paper. In practice, it tends to be overthrown in a CIA-sponsored military coup
It was done by Nationalists and other shit (I know they all were from commie party)
But anyway if Tito was immortal or had Tito the 2nd - that collapse would never happen
well, not exactly. what you are saying is capitalism without its core values. do you know what real communism is? when there is one state owned grocery store and a 3 hour queue to it + everyone earns 200 usd a month while all your actions are infiltrated.
>Wakes up from alcoholic coma after drinking way too much vodka
>Looks around, everything is depressing, you remember why you drink this much
>Downs two more bottles of pure vodka and passes out again
>Mansions converted into homes for the poor
Straight to gulag. In real communist Utopia, the mansion would be completely deconstructed to build a housing block completely equal to everyone elses, and there would be no "poor"
>Buildings lining the street offering free food and goods
Firing squad. All of your goods and food would be picked up in a orderly fashion from your local ration distribution center.
Someone somewhere actually thinks like this I bet.
>"do you know what real communism is?"
>proceeds to call anything in Communism state-owned
>CAPITALISM WITHOUT ITS CORE VALUES
>woke up the next day
>see military vehicles moving under the bridge
>rub my face
>realise that i have dog shit all over them
>see a garbage collectors
>they take my cardboard box
>"it's our trash comrade" they say
>but I respond with "But I was sleeping in it"
>"I, fucking ""I""!!! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU CAPITALISTIC, THERE IS NO PRIVATE OWNERSHIP¨
>they bash me with a shovel
>mfw communism worked
>liking communism
wow, op is stupid
>blame all your failures on CIA niggers
>stop being communist
>protect Syria from those same cia niggers, plus kikes, and moderate beheaders
Pure luck.
hmm you're pretty redpilled, Ralsei.
mfw rightards can't distinguished between private and personal property
>you walk down the street and notice that many of the large mansions have been turned into palaces for high-ranking party members and apartments for army officers
fixed
Fuckers made me have to learn more weird names of countries in grade school.
At least Croatia has the weird Zagreb animations full of naked people