how are you r/banter?
i had to cancel my plans of going to the club last night, because my parents decided to go to the phil collins concert and i had to babysit my bro
i'm still mad
How are you r/banter?
Robert King
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Jose Cooper
Clubs are cancer. Go to church, user.
Elijah Jackson
god isn't real
Zachary Davis
SINNER REPENT!
Parker Mitchell
repent deez nuts haha lmao
Luke Robinson
I'll suck your nuts so hard that you attend church just to cleanse yourself of the filthy remorse you feel from being a disgusting faggot. Then when you come back home I'll fuck you in the ass, pull out, then suck the shit out of your brap hole.
Xavier Miller
Why not combine churches and clubs?
We can make people repent while they sin and get aussanon into gods good book again
this is a good idea
Henry White
In my hypothetical ethnostate I would execute you for being a disgusting degenerate homosexual freak.
Joshua Peterson
oh no user, please don't fuck me in the butt
it'll make me convert to christianity
Chase Brown
not feeling so well
its too hot to even sleep
Nicholas Wright
You didn't like my idea?
Also, it's pretty presumptuous of you to assume i'm an homo
any proofs?
Austin Miller
I though your idea was trash. And you don't need to be a homo to let me fuck your ass and suck your shit. That's not gay. That's just practicing until you find a woman who can compete.
Kevin Morgan
only africans and asians are allowed to have ethnostates
wh*ty doesn't get one be racist blumpf slavery its 2019
Brody Morales
oh and jews
weird isn't it
Jackson Foster
Only until whites reach their breaking point and genocide every non-white in the entire world. Jesus approves.
Lincoln Turner
isn't Jesus a shitskin?
Benjamin Lewis
and asians
and arabs
conspiracy theorists btfo by facts and logic
kikes did nothing wrong and are actually based and redpilled
Owen Harris
He is the son of God. His looks are irrelevant.
Liam Martin
>kikes did nothing wrong
they did LOTS wrong
Jaxson Johnson
Uhhh
This is very lewd and unstraight
pls stop
Austin Rodriguez
He was Roman
Connor Rivera
Zachary Sullivan
54
Christian Cooper
not from their perspective
Dylan Martinez
apart from the shit-sucking bit, you like it.
Ayden James
usury should be illegal though
even ar*bs can live without it
Ian Gutierrez
why does god even have a son? satan having a child makes sense, but not god
Brandon Lopez
b-but leveraged margin trading
Kayden Gray
Because God wanted to communicate with us mere, limited mortals in a way that we would understand.
Carson Williams
N-no!
I dislike all lewditudes!
Jonathan Campbell
I know you've got some fantasies in that qt little head of yours...
Adrian Gonzalez
When I used to go to them club bouncers kicked me out for no reason once or twice, its pretty clear clubbing is for fags tbqh
Jack Torres
can't be. they kicked me out all the time because i couldn't stand properly anymore tbqh lol
Aiden Myers
My fantasies only involve cuddles, kisses and other non lewd intimate stuff
Cameron Lewis
bouncers don't just walk up to people and tell them to fuck off for no reason, that'd be bad business
what did you do faggot?
Lucas Hughes
There's no one that's truly innocent except children.
Camden Edwards
The time I got kicked out I think they thought I was too drunk
it wasn't like I got grabbed, just asked to leave
and sometimes they didn't let me in, even this one time I was sober (missed predrinks) and the dude asked how much I had had
Maybe I act too aloof
Andrew Gray
Well
Maybe that's true
but i still am no lewd
That's happened to me too
>first time drinking in a bar
>had much to drink
>acted very aloof and boisterous
>Barman asked me if i wanted to follow him
>answered yes not understanding fully what he meant by that
>he followed me outside
>take a few minutes rest on the bench outside
>walk home alone and make it then pass out in bed
Was a fun night
Anthony Miller
Good, clubs are degenerate. Go take your brother to a boxing gym instead so both of you can improve yourselves.
Also this
Blake White
Sounds similar to what I had, though the bouncer who'd been asked to escort me out seemed a bit confused as to why as well
One of your friends should have gone with you, abandoning a drunk guy outside isn't the best idea
Eli Garcia
Oh, I think you could be under the right circumstances~
Christian Fisher
one of my friends came to check on me
I forget what he said exactly, was just making sure i was alright and wanted to know what happened then he went back inside
he told me the next day that he was going to lead me home (he might've meant his home since it was closer) so i wouldn't pass out there on the bench
Uh
Maybe for the right guy/gal..
But it'd be just to make them happy ok...
Owen Adams
If he/she does it just right, it might even make you happy and turn you into a satyromaniac in the most extreme case.
Samuel Foster
i'm ok i just watched Akira it was weird but i liked it
what are clubs usually like?
Jack Kelly
>what are clubs usually like?
too loud to talk
everyone dances badly
drinks are 300% mark up
by the end of the night only guys are still there and that's when all the fighting starts
women do gross things
Tyler Perez
wow sounds kinda lame
Brandon Jackson
pretty much this
except the clubs i go to don't have womyn
Charles Wilson
that's a little bit better
Asher Bailey
i only really went with friends, because i thought it was something social people are supposed to do.
i want to go to those ones but there are none
Owen Phillips
....
(nice trips)
It is
Noah Mitchell
>Phil Collins
You didn't miss much
Liam Thompson
Gay thread please repent
Evan Wilson
Post dem big O titties
Benjamin Torres
>going to gay clubs
extremely blue/cringepilled
Logan Martin
i'll take you to one
dumb cringe fagwi
Mason Morales
destroy all gays
especially australian ones
Ian Cruz
Alexander White
Post tits
Brandon Evans
but that sounds painful
Isaac Clark
John Cook
POST TITS
Jaxson Lopez
>POST TITS
Luke Phillips
there are no tits
only pectoral muscles (me) and bloat
Joshua Jackson
POST BOB'S FAGGOT
Adam Robinson
i don't have tits, i'm a guy
Jason Morgan
no
I'm hiding saging and reporting this cringe thread
Noah Cox
post pectoral muscles
Blake Sullivan
why my pp hard
Noah Martinez
Elijah Phillips
you're based and redpilled
Jack Brown
POST DEM FLAPJACK TITTIES
Thank you
Kayden Gutierrez
what are you talking about its winter silly
Christopher Allen
Charles Wright
please be bait.
Chase Richardson
Have you seen a catholic church? There's hoes rolling up in booty shorts all the time.
Jason Garcia
GO TO DISCORD AND FAP WITH HIM FAGGOT
Benjamin Miller
SHIT POST, is that you?
Easton Mitchell
Henry Sanders
No it's me Gloria Borger
No really tho if you're going to jerk off then do it add Discord don't do it here don't make this place into a circle jerk we don't need this it's too many circle jerk threads on Jow Forums please just go to Discord do what you got to do their don't bring that s*** here
Colton Bennett
Jacob Martinez
Connor Sanchez
I can and I will now post tits
Glad you understand
Angel Brown
youtu.be
it may not be what we waaaant
Caleb Young
>s***
this was just too much
Oliver Wright
S*** f*** c*** post tits
Camden Morgan
Not today.
Camden Bailey
Okay
Brayden Scott
>cousin drags me to a pub
>disappears with a girl within a few hours
>spend the rest of the night browsing Jow Forums and drinking alone
Luke Hall
itt: discord
Angel Nelson
aw
if i was there, i'd drink with you user
Leo Watson
I LIKE LESBO CLUBS BECAUSE THEY HAVE A LOT OF GURLS BUT IT SUCKS BECAUSE THEY'RE LEBOS
Justin Garcia
you too m8
Luke Davis
The girl I was going to go out with bailed tonight because of the snow storm :(
Camden Thomas
>Discord
Fuck off NSA nigger and China. Only complete retards use that service.